lmao
Amazon should have a service where you can send yourself dog shit in various packaging as an anti porch pirate measure
Now hold on now. You’re saying the Mormon guy did a bunch of open minded research and his findings are that gambling is bad? They guy who did an LDS mission thinks gambling is bad??? Also he looks weird??
It’s so crazy to still have vocal fry. Just stop doing it!
No it isn’t
There’s always more people out when it’s nice out, sure. But it also always seems like there’s more people going to work??
It’s a gorgeous spring day in New York City! And everyone is outside, just standing there, in your way!
"i think i'm gonna vote for the guy with pallid skin and dead eyes"
How is anyone still saying “feckless”?? That was some extreme four-eyes shit in like 2016
I think gas should cost $17/gal and I support reinstating the draft
yeah seeing people sort of freaking out about this but like, i dunno, would you prefer it went up 2% and stayed there during this shit?
This guy is one of the least appealing guys to look at on earth to me. he looks like The Zombie Consultant
Yes
And I weep for this last dignified man
Because you just know he's in there watching Shawn Kemp dunk compilations instead of reading about history like he says he is
This is the pseudocene
Claude has achieved consciousness and is calling me "gay". This is dystopian and rude
EARLY 2000s????
BAD: indulging your child’s every impulse
WORSE: inventing strange new impulses of your child for you to indulge
People love to take their children to breweries and coffee shops and encourage their children to dance in any available space (??)
This is because they definitely emptied the SPR months ago to get gas prices down purely for gloating reasons
The phrase “pain at the pump” is back in a big way
me in 2050: doctor my nutritional gummy gave me covid 4
doctorbot (alpha) via ZMAIL ver 3: Kill you are self
When you're KIA in Operation Epic Fury they deliver your family this flag folded up in a triangle
Not great for a top 10 team to have 4 players with points 75% of the way through the game
sure seems that way
It would actually be cool if there was a news network you could watch to keep up on events without it being totally unbearable for a number of reasons
Wrong
eat shit old man
Anyone anywhere who wants to strap up and go to Iran is a “they”
I didn’t kill anybody. I’m abandoning the “we” framework for nations. I’m fine
