fElon Mush

fElon Mush

@felonmush.bsky.social

The people voted for major government reform…instead they got me!! President of SpaceX, Tesla, Starlink, X and USA. Future President of Germany, UK, Greenland, Canada and Panama Make Ketamine Great Again! (PARODY ACCOUNT)

1,425 Followers 2,154 Following 58 Posts Joined Dec 2024
11 months ago
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After my great success in space travel and EV, I’m branching out into board games too…
#elon #elonmusk #trump #doge

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1 year ago

I’m allergic to apologies, it’s affects my thin skin!

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1 year ago

I don’t do it… just buy it and take all the credit 😏

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1 year ago

Go me don’t you mean?

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1 year ago

…And free speech!

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1 year ago

I just bought it instead, far easier!

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1 year ago

They won’t have me back!

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1 year ago

I fElon

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1 year ago

Not true, they now follow my protocol 😏

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1 year ago
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If nothing else I’m a man of my word… #elonmusk

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1 year ago

I’m aiming higher and hoping to be banned from earth. Mars here I come 😏

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1 year ago
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Similar vibes…

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1 year ago

I still have to beat the Catholic Church on that one! 😏

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1 year ago

Fuck tons of money and a monopoly get out of jail free card!

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1 year ago

I hate everything!

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1 year ago

No!! I am Adrian Dittman 😏

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1 year ago

😂

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1 year ago
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1 year ago

I would suggest considering the English Supreme Court setup (judges appointed by an independent body, separate to politicians or peer lords) but I’m too busy attempting to undermine the UK legal system for my own personal gain 😏

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1 year ago
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I just want to be more like my British bestie 😉

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1 year ago
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What better way to start 2025 than with this muppet?

#elon #felon #maga #musk #farage #maga #elonmusk

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1 year ago

Plenty more cringe to come from yours truly, Kettius Maximus! 😉

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1 year ago

I do 😂

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1 year ago

It’s why I have sought sanctuary here on bsky 😎

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1 year ago

Don’t worry….I’m not going anywhere until I have finished my 4-year term, with my VP Don and my boss Vlad. 😉

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1 year ago

Yes, I’ve heard similar about you from John Baron and David Dennison. What wonderful friends we have.

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1 year ago

Who knows…I learned from a master strategist

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1 year ago

I agree entirely with everything you say Adrian!

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1 year ago

Well, if I said it, then it Musk be true😉

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1 year ago

I didn’t melt, I metamorphosed 🐸

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