Anne Victoria Clark

if taylor swift's new album has two fans, it's me and my physical therapist kyle. if it has no fans, someone has killed me and physical therapist kyle. call the police.

I have an essay in me about how many of our biggest pop stars now are people who make work about how much they wish they could've done the sort of normal life stuff that the rest of us take for granted, but I worry it will make people clinically depressed.

The only person I think has any right to be actually mad at this Taylor Swift album is Nicole Kidman. Imagine the Taylor Swift album that comes out during your divorce is her being all like "isn't it great marrying an awesome hot dude" I'd be incandescent.

Me enjoying Taylor Swift's very fun new song called 'wood'

Taylor reuniting with Max Martin certainly is good news for music. Even better news for music would be her somehow breaking up with Jake Gyllenhaal again. THOSE were some gd songs, baby.

Wait, they shut down the government for the Taylor Swift album? Okay even I think this is going too far.

Becky Lynch and Taylor Swift both turned heel this year AND THAT MEANS SOMETHING I JUST DONT KNOW WHAT

I am ready for Evil Taylor Swift. I have wanted this for so long. I want her to fight everyone. I want her to bully ME. I want her to be the one that sets off the nukes that finally end our civilization while she sings about her p*ssy being WET FROM HATE.

"i take money from saudi and don't feel bad bc america does bad stuff too" oh grow up. we all know the reason you don't feel bad is that you love being rich more than you care about people you don't know having rights. cut the SHIT!

Wow their ideological spectrum goes all the way from the far-right to the right

just three more sleeps until WOOD, i've never been more ready

I can't believe we're just four sleeps away from finding out what Taylor Swift has to say about wood.

Instead of solving problems that exist, tech now tries to convince us of the existence of problems, like "cant wear a computer on your face" and "hard to record everyone you look at all the time"

like if you were looking at a community of people getting mad about people of color being hired for jobs and thinking "at least they really love freedom" you need to sit and think about that a little longer.

folks I am very upset to find out so many people thought that the anti-cancel culture bros would defend the rights of others. not wanting other people to have equal say was the whole reason they were mad.

great news! you're not actually seeing karl rove, john yoo, and david frum criticize the administration's lawlessness more stridently than dem leadership. you, reader, were infected with rabies by a brown bat 36 hours ago and this is all just the virus working its way through your nervous system

Jimmy millions of people await the opportunity to watch you smoke and talk to Mark Ruffalo for four hours about supplements or whatever, strike while the iron is hot!

Kimmel is now legally eligible to become the left's Joe Rogan

My lib Episcopal priest had a stirring, powerful sermon about how to be like Christ is to mourn every death if these guys want to come by

Jennifer Coolidge I will protect you when society collapses

Matt Berry always looks like he found out he was supposed to go to this three hours ago and that is what makes him so cool

Welp it's official, I'm "why don't people put the year on the holiday cards they send me so I can organize them more easily" years old.

For legal reasons I can't say how I know as I am a US resident with no access to Channel 4 but 'Mitchell and Webb Are Not Helping' is really good!!!!!!!!!!

Queen Aminata, Mina Shirikawa, and Timeless Toni Storm

The Sport of Queens 🤼

One of my more vain frustrations as a pundit is that the rise of an incredibly straightforward and psychologically transparent politics of hierarchy & domination is boring to write about week after week. There are not exactly *developments* of MAGA ideology so much as repeated *iterations.*

I was laughing SO HARD

To be clear I'm not excited about addiction destroying families. But boy does that movie really capture the tension of having to hide a big problem at home and also watching loved ones lose their free will to something you don't understand. But again, it's also funny.

I have now seen Weapons and am excited to announce it is actually about addiction destroying families. It's also surprisingly funny. Loved it!

My close personal friend Taylor Swift, my wife Rhea Ripley, and my mentor Matt Berry are all doing really well, while my mortal enemy Andrew Cuomo nears defeat. I'm counting my blessings in these trying times.

Overnight, this extremely well-funded tech company run by a billionaire has gone from “There’s no way we can possibly stop our plagiarism machine from convincing children to kill themselves” to “If you type anything we don’t like, we’re calling the cops.”

Either way, they take zero responsibility.