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Squirrely told me there was a cat deer alliance. Just now, a cat led a deer down my driveway.

Squirrely says the cat has a name but is sworn to secrecy. Wise crow affirms. ….

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Per Squirrely the cat is helping the deer find stuff. Not sure what stuff means but there ya go.

They (cat and deer) actually walked side by side.

So speaketh Squirrely

Squirrely said sleeping under a moon is cool. Really cool. Actually cold. It is November!

That is why you put on weight anyway. FYI. Feels like based upon your weight gain we are in for a long cold winter.

Just saying.

Squirrely was innocent! Happy deer ( or is it hungry?) for the pumpkins! This is what was left this morning. I saw the Deer!!!

Squirrely—Ok so I didn’t do all that. I don’t even like pumpkin seeds. To quote Shaggy—It wasn’t me

Squirrely—ok ya caught me

Crow—I am not shocked

Me—Can you fix this?

Squirrely—I have a cousin who has a friend who knows somebody who can reconstruct pumpkins.
How bad?

Gotcha!!

Caught Squirrely.

—Ok so I’ve been doing this. Rather have me attack your hoses?

Crow—peace. Make supper. Eat food. Forgive.

Me—-

Squirrely—told you he put on weight

Me—-what???

Since then he added to the “carving” and started a second one on a different pumpkin Denied it was him. “Have you checked with the wise crow or the deer?”

Talked to Squirrely. He has no idea what reading English means. Nor does he get ??? from !!!

The pumpkin. Squirrely admits he did this. Claims he knows people make faces out of pumpkins. He is making an upside down face of a friend. He started with the teeth.

And has better grammar than me.

Squirrely this morning.

Several questions. Squirrely can read? Has access to the internet? Can read but does not know the difference between ?? And !! I think Squirrely has been taking lesson from the wise crow

This morning…..
Squirrely asked what’s up with the “Wow” and “!!!!” from the past couple days. Mellow out (how old is Squirrely? Born in the 70s?)
Chill. Look at the world. The leaves are changing. And the moon!

Wow. That may have been a trade. We put a pumpkin out today and it had a bite out of it.

Need to have crow mediate things with Squirrely. At least Squirrely and friends did not attack the water hoses (yet)

Wow. Squirrely left a present!!!! It was on the power meter outside my house!!!!

Squirrely has invited the deer to come on over and chubby up for winter. Squirrely was told by the wise crow that they needed food and should share. Hence the deer in our yard. Small herd. Doe and 2 fawns. Cute.

Ducks and geese. Many have left.

Once again.
????

?????

Squirrely talked to crow. Crow told Squirrely that perhaps commenting about weight gain is not polite. Crow suggested to Squirrely that I should go see something pretty.

So I did

Squirrely—I’ve been eating for winter and put on a few pounds. Looks like you’ve been doing the same thing.

Me—

Squirrely—based on your looks it’s going to be a really cold winter

Me—

Squirrely—right?

Squirrely said check out the turkeys. Something is up with them. My guess they are getting ready for winter.

Squirrely says”wrong—look again”

Still no clue.