DunnieBITES!

AND ILL DO IT, TOO

@dunniebites.bsky.social is my favorite lil freaklet 💖

DunnieBITES - Twitch DUNNIE BITES! : Public Domain Nap Time

BITING YOU BITING YOU BITING YOU

Get a blanket and some snacks, get comfortable and maybe doze a little; it’s a public domain movie day, because my head hurts and watching some cheesy old Garbo is what I’d be doing anyway

Hop in and let’s turn to mush

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There’s a store at the mall that seems to sell exclusively Goth Girl clothing and let me tell you; if there’s anything that would motivate me to be trans, it’s that

Like I roll agender but if I ever went in there, id walk out as a big tiddy goth GF

Y’know, for a long time I always thought “I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus” was genuinely about someone’s mom having a one-night-a-year affair with Santa.

Like I guess it’s supposed to be the dad dressed as Santa, but I choose to believe mom is giving Santa the strap every year

~*Now available on VHS home video*~

Making my partner @galaxyafterdark.bsky.social look cool because I love him and he is cool

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CONGRATULATIONS!!
Welcome to the world Lil’ guy!

I felt kinda mixed on it personally. After beating the first major nightlord boss, I just sorta wanted be playing a regular Souls game OR a solid roguelike; and not a mashup of both with a time limit.

BUT it’s certainly not bad! just different than what I’d want it to be

A fish from SpongeBob from the ALASKAN BULL WORM episode; where the fish has a large chunk of his butt bitten off

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You see me coming up with teeth like this and you’re like “Not You”

DunnieBITES - Twitch DUNNIE BITES! : Dating Sims and Draws

BITING YOU BITING YOU BITING YOU

Today we wrap up “HOOKED ON YOU” because I need Huntress to crush my skull like a soda can, and then probably wind down to draw for a while~

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It’s just down to the stump now, so its not as interesting; but occasionally a forklift drives in to pick up the logs and I’m like “that’s a animal right there; it’s coming to pick up nesting materials for its nest where it’ll lay forklift eggs”

Have I seen whatever the new hotness show/movie/game is right now? No. But I AM watching dudes do lumber work and it kinda rules, NGL

Chainsaw go brrrr big thing fall down monke brain happie

Multiple Elderly men watching a road construction site

For a few hours now, I’ve been watching this crew cut down a super tall dead tree in my apartment complex; like piece by piece starting from the top going down; and I’m basically that image of old dudes watching road construction

I’m cheering whenever a big log falls down and goes boom

I’m really glad I made this post afterwards because I’m awake again and I dead’ass do not remember *anything* about it

Pretzel’s memory is preserved through 4am dream-posting

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I just woke up from a dream where I developed an emotional connection to a lungfish, and his name was Pretzel, and he was taken from me and I was given 14 dollars, and now I’m awake, and I don’t have pretzel OR 14 dollars, or even like a regular pretzel

Fuck this earth I’m going back to sleep now

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Hell yeah, brother
Bad shit feels real bad especially when it’s REAL real bad; but there’s still good shit too and the real real good shit is worth experiencing

I wish you best of luck for better times ahead, and fun brain chemicals with new Cool Dog form OC

A graphic with FunkleLogan, a big pomp cow vtuber, and Dunniebites, a creture, on it. Dunnie is sitting on Chuck the cuck chair, with milk behind them. The indie kaiju game Gigabash's art is behind them with the time "7pm CT @ Twitch.tv/FunkleLogan" on it

GIGABASH - tonight at 7pm CT 💥

@dunniebites.bsky.social and I are jumping back into the coolest indie, Kaiju brawler since they just released Gamera and Guiron: a big turtle and walking knife

『 #vtuber | #vsky | #Gigabash 』

This is my POV as I skedaddle across the volleyball area

Stopped to look at your ass before I keep skedaddlin’

Best quality; /her little hat/

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DONE!
Have a cookie 🍪

I feel that
My body thinks I’m a bear and I gotta stock up to sleep through winter

One of my favorite bits from today was the not one, but *two* memes (made by SoraSlimecat and LucasLunary) of Dunnie smoking weed

Pass that creature the fuckin blunt, maybe it’ll stop biting people

The Salvation Army is not a charity. They are an evangelical church that uses donated money to actively oppress gay rights. They've been especially cruel to trans people.

It's that giving time of year again, so this is a reminder that no matter how they try to dress it up, the Salvation Army is not a charity.

THANK Y’ALL SO MUCH FOR COMING TO REBRAND DEBUT TODAY!

I’m a Cretur, y’all are smaller Cretur’s, we’re all so very CRETUR! This whole deal reignited some creative drive I desperately needed; and I look forward to sharing and creating more around it with y’all going forward!

Also IM BITING YOU I’M

ITS TIME

THE PREMIERE OF DUNNIE BITES! BEGINS NOW
GET IN HERE

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Numbers!
Categories!
People I watched a lot of!
Categories for things I watched/played that honestly kinda confuse me as to why they’re there!

Here’s to the previous year on this very cool functional website and to the start of another 👏

Got that dog in me!

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GOOD LUCK!
I don’t know jack about how any of this works, but I know you’re gonna do great and be the best Mega Mom to your Mini Mega!