Dan

Dan

@thebiffboff.bsky.social

Give it a whizz and mugs there is

772 Followers 728 Following 2,252 Posts Joined Apr 2023
2 days ago

When did your obsession with hot toxic women begin?

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3 days ago

I love the "could this be a solution" post because it's a perfect example of Founder brain. You have to be a special kind of stupid to imagine that you are the first person to come up with the idea of driving around the Strait of Hormuz. It's being so dumb that you think everyone else is even dumber

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3 days ago
A map illustrating armed crabs moving across land between two ships, bypassing the Strait of Hormuz and potentially solving the shipping crisis

Can this be a solution?

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3 days ago
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Another day, another stupid Excel chart.

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5 days ago
Google Map marking a place called "Bockagh".

Did a chicken name this townland?

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4 days ago

Gargamel be like

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4 days ago

I’m glad that you did!

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4 days ago
The pope asking an infant to be honest with him

I’ll give you one chance at honesty. Did you insinuate my wife was a prostitute on the Plymouth Herald comments section?

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Sandy Sandilands in the desert? Who named him? JK Rowling?

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6 days ago

happy birthday!

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1 week ago
Matthew Horne as Gavin in Gavin and Stacey Robert Aramayo as John Davidson in I Swear

Show me an actor with bigger range. I’ll wait.

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Anytime

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1 week ago

Spoons, karaoke, mysterious looking man in red leather jacket. We get the picture.

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1 week ago

Wait, Kevin Bacon's daughter is called Sosie Bacon? Sausages Bacon?

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1 week ago

So Philip Glass just joined TikTok. He only has like 4 posts and they’re simply him in what I assume is his living room playing the piano. First comment on one I saw was “your piano is too close to the fireplace, you’ll dry it out” and if that’s not the internet in a nutshell I don’t know what is.

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IMPORTANT: Are you 'trapped' in UAE because if you fly back to the UK you'll be liable for tax?

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1 week ago

Charles I to a young Charles II after he ran out to play several hours ago c.1636:

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1 week ago

losing your life savings is quite punk when you think about it

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1 week ago

Happy birthday! 🫠🥳

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2 weeks ago

Rover’s Return

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2 weeks ago

"My name? Yes, it's I. R. Toller."

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a man in a suit and tie says " oh go on then " in front of his face Alt: a man in a suit and tie says " oh go on then " in front of his face
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2 weeks ago

I might get the tube to High Barnet today in tribute

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2 weeks ago
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I have nightmares about this line delivery

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All bleep ups look like this 👍

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2 weeks ago

The current vibe in this house

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Woman Whose Sheep Looks Like David Icke Asks Him To Explain His Whereabouts 20 Months Ago

Woman Whose Sheep Looks Like David Icke Asks Him To Explain His Whereabouts 20 Months Ago
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