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Give it a whizz and mugs there is

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Fanta pineapple & grapefruit could never

07.11.2025 22:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A can of Quatro

A can of Quatro

Bring back Quatro you cowards

07.11.2025 21:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
07.11.2025 18:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hahaha, 100%

07.11.2025 10:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah, you're absolutely right. Sorry Geoff. No way you'd catching him sipping into Christmas either.

07.11.2025 10:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Big Geoff Capes proudly displaying a jumbo sharing medley

Big Geoff Capes proudly displaying a jumbo sharing medley

speak for yourself

07.11.2025 10:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

gathering microplastics for the winter

06.11.2025 01:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 98    ๐Ÿ” 15    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Remember remember, the 6th of November, is when you're a sex offender if you're still letting off fireworks

06.11.2025 21:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The Virgin media Ron photo with sex pest Donald tYump in place of big Ron

The Virgin media Ron photo with sex pest Donald tYump in place of big Ron

06.11.2025 20:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

welcome to Yamaha. do you want a piano or a motorcycle?

06.11.2025 05:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 383    ๐Ÿ” 85    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 54    ๐Ÿ“Œ 11
Photo of a sticker on a royal blue painted wooden door. It's of a woke St George cross, with NORWICH CITY FC written on the horizontal bar of the cross. In the four quarters of the flag, clockwise from the top left: the Norwich City crest on a rainbow flag background; a picture of Amankwah Forson next to the words LESS FARAGE MORE FORSON; the trans pride flag overlaid with the words SMASHING PINTS FOR TRANS RIGHTS; a picture of Zack Polanski next to the words NO SURRENDER 4 DAY WEEK 3 DAY BENDER

Photo of a sticker on a royal blue painted wooden door. It's of a woke St George cross, with NORWICH CITY FC written on the horizontal bar of the cross. In the four quarters of the flag, clockwise from the top left: the Norwich City crest on a rainbow flag background; a picture of Amankwah Forson next to the words LESS FARAGE MORE FORSON; the trans pride flag overlaid with the words SMASHING PINTS FOR TRANS RIGHTS; a picture of Zack Polanski next to the words NO SURRENDER 4 DAY WEEK 3 DAY BENDER

FUCK YES BOYS

That someone's designed it is brilliant, but that someone's printed it, and whacked it on the bog door in the away end at Hillsborough is the tits. #ncfc

(cc @tomusher.bsky.social )

05.11.2025 22:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 73    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

The internet used to scream at us when we connected, and we didn't take the hint

02.11.2025 21:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 340    ๐Ÿ” 103    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
05.11.2025 17:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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A sign on some hams that says โ€œThere are NO LIMITS on the HAMSโ€

A sign on some hams that says โ€œThere are NO LIMITS on the HAMSโ€

Fuck around/find out

05.11.2025 17:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
05.11.2025 16:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

mfer looks like he's about to bring you a smash burger and 2/3rds hazy pale ale

05.11.2025 12:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They do, but they shouldnโ€™t have to

04.11.2025 16:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My post was prompted by a contender for best Braeb of my life, so it just goes to show

04.11.2025 16:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It would explain a lot. There must be a way of separating the good ones from the bad ones. I demand answers!

04.11.2025 15:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Exactly. Sick of it.

04.11.2025 15:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Life Is A Rollercoaster by Ronan Keating is about the inconsistencies of eating Braeburns

04.11.2025 15:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

you're telling me he chened his dick to his knee and now he's dead?

04.11.2025 13:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Father Stone

Father Stone

Me when I send a โ€œ๐Ÿคฃโ€ emoji

03.11.2025 14:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 93    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
The wall of gammon

The wall of gammon

Get out

03.11.2025 13:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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monday

03.11.2025 06:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Down Cemetary Road feels like it could have been written by J K Rowling or even Mr Tumble

02.11.2025 22:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

[michael caine voice]: Whereโ€™s. Your. Fucking. Poppy.

02.11.2025 21:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A piece of graffiti that says โ€œfuck kier stalinโ€

A piece of graffiti that says โ€œfuck kier stalinโ€

10/10 no notes

02.11.2025 13:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He will no longer be referred to as the belly button nonce

02.11.2025 10:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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