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Omg same. 😭 Every damn day they start with “is it any better”? And I have to be the downer.

“no, nothing has changed” or “now they are holed up in a military base”, or “now they’re arresting journalists”, or “they just took two more kids”.

I sort of worry they’ll stop asking soon

Heh, just to give this some more sibling city love, my St. Paul native uncle (78 years old) was organizing for the strike and was marching longer than I could stand it last Friday. Y’all Paulians are crushing it. 💚💚💚

Obviously altered fundraising text message from Amy Klobuchar’s campaign for Governor calling for Nuremberg 2

The original fundraising text message calling for “grit and resilience”

Hey @klobuchar.senate.gov, I fixed your fundraising text. Miss me with that “grit and resilience”, how about we “Klobucharge” Jonathan Ross et al? #AbolishICE

I don’t have a good reason, but these photos hit me like a ton of bricks. We Minnesotans give Wisconsin so much shit (and vice versa), but I feel the solidarity seeing these pics. It can feel so awkward to show up. I’m so glad y’all did anyway 💚💚💚

We should tear up the US constitution and institute full lottocracy. We would have topic based “juries” of a couple hundred randomly selected citizens each. Each person would serve a mandatory paid term and write and vote on policy as part of their jury. No president, no congress, no Supreme Court.

Jfc, you want us to put naughty ICE in a timeout for murder? Say it with me: ABOLISH

Feeling it too 💚💚

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Not to be rude, but fuck healing and fuck hope. There will be no healing while ICE and CBP continue their illegal terror campaign. There are more masked agents on our streets today than yesterday. We can only heal _after_ the violence stops.

A screenshot of sniffies at the Canopy by Hilton

Whomst amongst y’all hoes are fucking at the goddamn ICE hotel?

What an absolutely wildass take

Sleep and an e-bike ride helped. Today’s a new day.

Minneapolis folks - stay safe today, listen to your bodies, drink water, check in with loved ones. We take care of us.

Mood. I had a guy text me the “hey, how are you?”. I replied to the effect, “bad (bc vigil for state murder)” and he immediately turned it into “is there any way to I can help you relax? 😉”. I’ve never felt more gross. 💀

I literally am a ectothermic lizard boy and my bf is my warm rock on which to bask

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

I saw a urinal cake in a Wisconsin campground that said “Say no to drugs”. Am I properly contributing to this conversation?

Girl, ya body great. Just take new better work selfies

Google got me fucked up. I’m gonna go ahead and assume you don’t mean the now deceased 69 year old woman who taught English on YouTube?? and instead the very hunky Micah Stock (Gil)

Lmfao instead of reporting on Epstein’s emails incriminating Trump this is the top story that Fox News is pushing. The 2009 “Scandal” that Michelle Obama wore shorts to the Grand Canyon. smh

Lmao, ah yes, the bourgeois ruling class of… *checks notes* “broke queer autistic furries playing dnd and doing each others’ laundry”. That is the real problem here.

Without downloading anything where are you mentally right now?

Chiles v Salazar feels like:
Everybody: *minding their own business*
Chiles: I want to fuck up some gay kids
CO: Who?
Chiles: Nobody yet, but I am personally hurt by this law that protects kids because I _really_ want to fuck them up.
CO: please don’t
Chiles: YoU ArE CHILLING my FrEe SpEech ajsrk!1!

Whaaaaaat? Oh damn, I super didn’t know this. Why can’t we have nice things? I would have guessed some sort of lisp programming reference.

These Ants Found a Loophole for a Fundamental Rule of Life

How is this not the start of the Chimera Ant arc from Hunter x Hunter?
www.nytimes.com/2025/09/15/s...

Blegh

Do they know they have a thin blue line sticker? People try to slap up weird shit at the coffee shop all the time

Community Standards Enforcement | Transparency Center Report on how we’re doing at enforcing our policies.

Oh yeah, it’s just a computer taking it down. There’s a delay, but Meta uses a combo of a NSFW image models and some human reviewers to take down ~98% of adult nudity before it is reported. transparency.meta.com/reports/comm...

Congratulations 🎉

Oh no!! I’m so sorry