bmully

bmully

what’s your player name on there?

someone at work just told me they’d provide an “ETA by EOD.” I said “great” but spiritually, I’m buffering.

lunch time already.

morning pump

put out a fire or something. damn!

can you recommend some good ones?

forgot i’m speaking at a cyber security law conference next month. i have done no prep work 😪

why is a german history page liking all of my pics on insta?

i need to not be in dc that day.

we need a new devil may cry game.

Maroon 5’s first album is literal perfection.

oh wait you said not

text them

venom feels great tho

they really nerfed black panther into the dirt 😭

i wanna play with y’all!

When you open the fresh protein and have to dig for the fuckin scoop!<<<

procrastination has me by the throat.

aww the hawkeye and hela mains are getting their last games in

Did you know that an acronym is only an acronym if it's a pronounceable word like CAPTCHA but something like DNA is just an initialism. All acronyms are initialisms, but all initialisms are not acronyms.

everyone is so friendly during performance review season.

😂😂😂

?

right! I’m pretty sure it was a microagression lmao

a man with long black hair is wrapped in a scarf and has a red sss on his head . ALT: a man with long black hair is wrapped in a scarf and has a red sss on his head .

coworker just told me that she doesn’t think i like her because i don’t use exclamation points in my messages.

same 😂

when is your cutoff for telling people happy new year?

i be needing 2-3 hours to myself in the morning.

😮‍💨