if a man is walking straight down the center of the sidewalk, that man is a heterosexual
I think I gave myself nerve damage by sitting too close to my space heater for 12+ hours
there is something deeply unsettling about this mister beast fellow
what do you think goatse is up to these days
2026: the year I finally figure out how to drink water without choking
“you’re a vegetable and they hate you” umm ok go off, MJ
I don’t understand how Snoopy is supposed to be a beagle
Sorry I didn’t like your post. I just didn’t like it.
STOMP-CLAP is alive and well in central Florida
When the worst part of “my mom has cancer” is “my mom”
Remember orange sherbet cups? What the fuck was that
The handle for COLD water should be on the LEFT side. I will die on this hill.
gargoyle mode
Not me starting to cry while driving in traffic & listening to Dusty Springfield’s “I Only Want to Be With You”
I didn’t see one
both
gotta cry to keep from laughing
I wanna see a ghost tonight
I have to stop buying throw pillows
If there is live music in a restaurant, I am leaving
what is a ethel cain
I fucking hate bob dylan
drives me absolutely insane when people in movies and tv put their hands all over the walls of a public restroom. don’t touch that
Andy Warhol would’ve loved crypto
imagine believing that shining little red LED lights on your face will make you prettier
many people were rude to me today
Thinking about that time when I was a tween and my mom said I walk like Pee-wee Herman (pejorative)
how young is too young to check into a nursing home?
Lowercase l or uppercase I: one of you has to change.
scorpios are people, too
