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Melania documentary struggles in UK cinemas as Vue admits sales are β€˜soft’
Only one ticket sold for premiere of film about US first lady at Vue’s flagship London branch as insiders question launch strategy

Melania documentary struggles in UK cinemas as Vue admits sales are β€˜soft’ Only one ticket sold for premiere of film about US first lady at Vue’s flagship London branch as insiders question launch strategy

I CANAE BREATHE!!!

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Its his primary focus, his image, what people think, praising him, hating him, he lives by the incessant need to be the centre of attention and loved.

Needy doesnt even begin to describe it.

27.01.2026 02:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

the people who keep bringing you Nazi memes don’t trust Greg to post and I am forced to grudgingly lol

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Here it is: My thoughts on Heated Rivalry's fantastic adaptation of romance genre storytelling - and why this is such a bizarrely rare phenomenon on TV.

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Also, since they lack any moral center, they can’t fathom anyone is motivated by anything other than hate or greed β€” so are continually surprised slash can’t believe that everyone they face isn’t a paid protestor.

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Did I mention that Oracle took on $56 billion of debt to build data centers specifically for OpenAl? Or that the banks who invested in these deals don't seem to be able to sell off the debt?
Let me put it really simply:
- Larry Ellison's wealth is almost entirely tied up in Oracle stock.
- Oracle's stock is tied to the company "Oracle," which is currently destroying its margins and annihilating its available cash to buy GPUs to serve a customer that cannot afford to pay it.
- Oracle has taken on ruinous debt that can only be paid if this customer, that cannot afford it and needs to raise money from an already-depleted venture capital pool, actually pays it.
Oracle's stock has already been punished for these debts, and that's before OpenAl fails to pay for its contract.
- Oracle now owns part of one of its largest cloud customers - TikTok - that loses billions of dollars a year, and the US entity says, per Bloomberg, that it will "retrain, test and update the content recommendation algorithm on US user data," guaranteeing that they'll fuck up whatever makes it useful, reducing its efficacy for advertisers.
Larry Ellison's entire financial future is based on whether OpenAl lives or dies. If it dies, there isn't another entity in the universe that can actually afford (or has interest in) the scale of the compute Oracle is building.
We are setting up for a very funny and chaotic situation where Oracle simply runs out of money, and in the process blows up Larry Ellison's fortune. However much influence Ellison might have with the administration, Oracle has burdened itself with debt and $248 billion in data center lease obligations - costs that are inevitable, and are already crushing the life out of the company (and the stock).
The only way out is if OpenAl becomes literally the most-successful cash-generating company of all time within the next two years, and that's being generous. This is not a joke. This is not an understatement. Sam Altman holds Larry Ellison's futur…

Did I mention that Oracle took on $56 billion of debt to build data centers specifically for OpenAl? Or that the banks who invested in these deals don't seem to be able to sell off the debt? Let me put it really simply: - Larry Ellison's wealth is almost entirely tied up in Oracle stock. - Oracle's stock is tied to the company "Oracle," which is currently destroying its margins and annihilating its available cash to buy GPUs to serve a customer that cannot afford to pay it. - Oracle has taken on ruinous debt that can only be paid if this customer, that cannot afford it and needs to raise money from an already-depleted venture capital pool, actually pays it. Oracle's stock has already been punished for these debts, and that's before OpenAl fails to pay for its contract. - Oracle now owns part of one of its largest cloud customers - TikTok - that loses billions of dollars a year, and the US entity says, per Bloomberg, that it will "retrain, test and update the content recommendation algorithm on US user data," guaranteeing that they'll fuck up whatever makes it useful, reducing its efficacy for advertisers. Larry Ellison's entire financial future is based on whether OpenAl lives or dies. If it dies, there isn't another entity in the universe that can actually afford (or has interest in) the scale of the compute Oracle is building. We are setting up for a very funny and chaotic situation where Oracle simply runs out of money, and in the process blows up Larry Ellison's fortune. However much influence Ellison might have with the administration, Oracle has burdened itself with debt and $248 billion in data center lease obligations - costs that are inevitable, and are already crushing the life out of the company (and the stock). The only way out is if OpenAl becomes literally the most-successful cash-generating company of all time within the next two years, and that's being generous. This is not a joke. This is not an understatement. Sam Altman holds Larry Ellison's futur…

Currently working on one of my favorite pieces ever: The Hater’s Guide To Oracle. This company is so stupid and Larry Ellison has bet the farm on OpenAI having $300 billion to give it over five years. Larry Ellison is H.R. Geiger’s Jerry Stiller and he’s rigged his company to blow

27.01.2026 01:49 β€” πŸ‘ 863    πŸ” 149    πŸ’¬ 49    πŸ“Œ 15

Elect a tv president, be governed by tv

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From Rapid Response to Revolutionary Social Change Participants in the rapid response networks in the Twin Cities describe their experiences and reflect on how these neworks could contribute to revolutionary social change.

Never forget that it was decentralized, autonomous, grassroots direct action that achieved this victory.

Not politicians, parties, or petitioning.

Let this be the first in a series of victories in which we drive out all the forces of repression and tear down all the structures of oppression.

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Demand they sacrifice a bull. Demand thigh bones wrapped in fat.

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brass solidarity band performing β€œstand by me” in the streets of whittier next to alex pretti’s memorial. the crowd started chanting β€œthe people united will never be defeated” so they incorporated it into the song. i love minneapolis

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For sale: Nazi coat, gently worn

(Size small)

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Go on offense. Press, pressure, blitz.

Lead.

The polls are on your side, Democrats, but they won't do it because they're not built for this. This is why we have to push them relentlessly.

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I picked the wrong few hours to sign off and watch some bullshit. Look at all the fun I missed!

27.01.2026 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Next up, lawsuits and likely criminal charges

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Certainly appears moms with whistles won the Battle of Minneapolis.

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we are witnessing historic backpedaling here

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GIMME lol

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Kelly Marie Loan Tran remains undefeated

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Valid

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Canada Geese step.

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a cartoon of a boy wearing headphones with a fox 41 wdrb logo in the corner ALT: a cartoon of a boy wearing headphones with a fox 41 wdrb logo in the corner
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Quebec Winter Carnival - Wikipedia

This national treasure?!

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Sal Buscema, Comic Book Legend, Reportedly Dead AtΒ 89 The legend would have turned 90 today.

Sal Buscema, a comic artist best known for legendary runs on Marvel's Incredible Hulk and Spectacular Spider-Man, reportedly passed away last Friday, just short of his 90th birthday.

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β€œJoin National Nurses United RN members in a week-long series of actions to honor Pretti and all who have been murdered by ICE, as well as demand that Congress vote to immediately abolish this violent, racist, and lawless agency that poses a dire public health threat to all of our communities.”

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two men are sitting at a table talking to each other in a police station . ALT: two men are sitting at a table talking to each other in a police station .
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A little too on point pitchbot.

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there's space between winning and won. don't stop now.

26.01.2026 22:12 β€” πŸ‘ 89    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Not me, I crave the bleeding edge haha

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