Mikæla

Mikæla

@crashannburn.bsky.social

She/Hulk | Web Producer for the Financial Post | Trans 🏳️‍⚧️ | History thing | Podcast host & editor | Chowderhead Media | As seen in The Beaverton, SaltWire, Wayves & Frank Magazine | Patreon.com/Chowderhead | Kjipuktuk/Halifax | Posts mine, reposts yours

5,283 Followers 4,005 Following 17,773 Posts Joined May 2023
3 hours ago

So young too young oh god too young

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9 hours ago
An infographic titled "president Trump is reshaping the media", reposted from his truth social account.

Donald Trump is now just openly bragging about interfering in the media. He's the president. He's running a truck over the first amendment here.

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8 hours ago

Strait of heyoooo

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8 hours ago

Right?? Theres just… so much, far too much haha

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8 hours ago

Is this anything?
More aptly, is this a news magazine pitch anyone would pay for?

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8 hours ago

Transing the Strait of Hormuz

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9 hours ago
Many Countries, especially those who are affected by Iran’s attempted closure of the Hormuz Strait, will be sending War Ships, in conjunction with the United States of America, to keep the Strait open and safe. We have already destroyed 100% of Iran’s Military capability, but it’s easy for them to send a drone or two, drop a mine, or deliver a close range missile somewhere along, or in, this Waterway, no matter how badly defeated they are. Hopefully China, France, Japan, South Korea, the UK, and others, that are affected by this artificial constraint, will send Ships to the area so that the Hormuz Strait will no longer be a threat by a Nation that has been totally decapitated. In the meantime, the United States will be bombing the hell out of the shoreline, and continually shooting Iranian Boats and Ships out of the water. One way or the other, we will soon get the Hormuz Strait OPEN, SAFE, and FREE! President DONALD J. TRUMP

Days after declaring total victory and boasting that no other military could match the US, Trump is now begging other countries — including China — to send warships to stop his Iran war from spiraling into catastrophe.

A galactic humiliation.

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7 months ago
4 panel comic

P1: a dissheleveled looking Bart Simpson stands in a darkened bedroom. Kneeling on the floor in front of him is Milhouse, wearing a set of red pyjamas. The latter holds a music cassette in his left hand.

Milhouse, looking up at Bart, says "--but look... I got some cool Ska--"

P2: a closeup of the cassette cover, being held up by Milhouse, cradled lovingly in both hands. He says "--ALF Ska. Remember Alllllf?"

On it, we see '80s heartthrob, Alf Shumway. He is wearing star shades, and playing a guitar.

The album title is "The Shumway Shuffle"

P3: Bart looks on in utter silence, as Milhouse excitedly continues:

"He's back! In SKA form!"

P4: a closeup of Bart, looking utterly demonic, as he says "U sold mi soul... 4 ska"

he's back

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13 hours ago
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You Can Approximate Pi by Dropping Needles on the Floor Who needs a supercomputer when you can calculate pi with a box of sewing needles?

Who needs a supercomputer when you can calculate pi with a box of sewing needles? www.wired.com/story/you-ca...

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9 hours ago

Now on that I have no clue

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9 hours ago

One major rule: absolutely under no circumstances is it a romcom. This is rolling class warfare laughs, not meet-cute

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9 hours ago

Down and out after his expense account gets cut off, Duke stumbles across the story of a lifetime, smuggling a pain in the ass heiress across an America on the hunt for her and the fat reward in finding her. Low on cash and drugs, relying on shady locals and spotty with bus station interactions

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9 hours ago

Finally I have a movie pitch that I am 90-99% sure no one has ever made.

It Happened One Night x Fear And Loathing in Las Vegas

The potential is…. Terrifying.

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9 hours ago

One Hundred And Sixty Three

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14 hours ago
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8 Years Later, Tig Notaro Proved Jett Reno Is One Of Star Trek's Greatest Characters "Not a Captain!"

One of the greatest gifts Alex Kurtzman gave us was bringing his friend, Tig Notaro, into Star Trek in 2018. Jett Reno is the unsung hero of #StarTrek: #StarfleetAcademy's finale and epitomizes the best things about Star Trek. 🖖

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23 hours ago

At this point he should fully commit and put Cobra Commander on the flip side

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1 day ago

I mean he’s already a walking gunshow haha

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1 day ago

Oh dang!!

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1 day ago

Sign my petition to reclassify Frank Castle as a New York City cryptid

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1 day ago

Siri, crack open three bottles of wine and play Elton John’s Crazy Water on repeat 4 dozen times

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1 day ago
• If there's one thing controversial CBS News editor Bari Weiss has earned praise for it's her hands-on booking of big names for the network. But there's one booking she seems to have blown up: New York mayor Zohran Mamdani, who had been in talks to appear for an interview on CBS News Sunday Morning with Robert Costa.
Mamdani's team, I'm told, has long been averse to appearing on CBS given the coverage his campaign got from Weiss's The Free Press, but her recent social media post reacting with a fire emoji to an Iranian activist's diatribe against Mamdani was the "nail in the coffin" for him appearing on the network, two sources with knowledge told me. "Bari and her people have a clear axe to grind for him," said one former CBS producer. (CBS News did not respond to a request for comment.) And the network's turn away from news and toward opinion is proving to be a broader problem. "It's not just Zohran," the source said. "It's really

lol. CBS had been trying to get Zohran Mamdani for an interview, but Bari Weiss' deranged tweeting caused him to turn it down

link.vanityfair.com/view/5df1007...

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1 day ago
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a futuristic space ship is flying through space with the words by : cjca915 below it ALT: a futuristic space ship is flying through space with the words by : cjca915 below it

Still salty that the Trek 60 bumper ignored the Enterprise E but includes the Enterprise 1701 refit/A.

THIS IS MY HILL AND YOU CAN REMOVE MY COLD DEAD CORPSE FROM IT LATER

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1 day ago

ha ha WOW

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1 day ago
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a black and white photo of a man wearing glasses and the words `` for - eh - ver '' . Alt: a black and white photo of a man wearing glasses and the words `` for - eh - ver '' .

It’s only the last hour on a Friday, how long could it feel?

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1 day ago

This is a sign there will be a 2029 Fright Night remake.

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1 day ago

Iranian children are being killed in the world's first vibes-based war. The Hague isn't enough for this man.

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Come Thru Us, by Evan Greer track by Evan Greer

Threw together a quick and dirty folk-punk basement studio version of my new anti-ICE protest song "Come Thru Us."

It's only on Bandcamp! Digital download is $5 and 100% of proceeds benefit LUCE: Immigrant Justice Network.

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1 day ago

One of the weirdest trends on social media is adult men WHO MUST BE RESPECTED coming to Bluesky and then whining on Twitter about it endlessly. Especially AI boosters and anti-trans people.

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1 day ago
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N.S. budget reversals not as straightforward as they seem The list of restored funding doesn't directly line up with the list of grant cuts provided the day after the budget was tabled. The CBC's Michael Gorman has the story.

www.cbc.ca/player/play/...

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