Puri 🤍

I don't know how I feel about this

they're sooo silly

does the sound of my pee just ??? entice him ??? to drink water ???

My cat always comes to drink water while I'm peeing (we have a water bowl in the bathroom because he likes drinking water in there and it keeps him from drinking toilet water or water from the shower floor) like

why are cats so

weird

MEEE I BE HUSTLIN MAN

I don't care how old I sound but if we're gonna be in an era where people commonly walk while being on their phones they can have the common sense to walk on the side of the road so people can walk past while theyre distracted and slow cause I got places to be

OH MY GOD !!!!!!!!! IM BARELY ON SOCIAL MEDIA ANYMORE I DIDNT EVEN REALIZE I'm so happy to see yOU AGAIN !!!!! THANK YOU AAAA HOW HAVE YOU BEEEN

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS SOO REAL AND THATS SO COOL !?!?!?!

I love watching artist timelapses because I'd be admiring all "wow that technique is so incredible I love how they're rendering this" and 2 seconds later they paint over the whole thing to re-do it and I'm like yeah I get how you're feeling tbh

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

thank u

compoony

I really need to poo but I have 13 minutes left of my lunch break so I'm holding it in because I refuse to poo during my break. Pooping is only done on company time.

LMAO I DIDNT EVEN SEE THAT MEME BUT THATS SO REAL

I'm typing this as I stare at my small screen at my desk at work so I can take a quick mental break away from staring at my bigger screen full of text

*After a day of staring at a screen at work, staring at a small screen on commute, staring at another screen at home to "relax", then staring at small screen in bed*

man my eyes are so dry and i have a headache i wonder why

love u..❤️❤️❤️

HEHE

IT IS

he makes avocado toast on sourdough bread for me every morning for breakfast and matcha lattes for me to take to work when he knows i had a bad night of sleep 🥺

(i just really like the person i married)

Thinking about how I was kicking my feet timing every minute of when I should reply back to my then-bf (now husband) when we first started dating (i was like 22) so I don't seem too eager but now if i see a notification from him i'll reply instantly because he already knows im eager for him (still)

TAKE HIM PLEASD

i aint gonna do that when i have a 3 hr round trip commute and 8 hour shift im gonna take every Single Minute I can Get

its actually the worst curse i cant fathom anyone else dealing with this regularily

surely u can take 1 more

please surely u need a 2nd alarm

i think the worst thing to wish upon your worst enemy is to make them lose out on 5 minutes of sleep before work and my cats been doing this basically daily

My cat has been consistantly meowing to wake me up exactly 5-10 minutes before my alarm goes off so if anyone wants a cat lmk i have an extra

YEAH LIKE I ONLY REALLY READ FICS BUT NOW THAT IM GETTING INTO BOOKS IM LIKE WAIT MOST SERIES ARE COMPLETE AND HAVE REALLY GREAT WRITING AND DONT HAVE RANDOM CAMEOS OF BTS MEMBERS ?? (no hate)