If I had a dollar for every time I was flirting with a friend as a joke I'd still be broke because I'm not joking
Boy this virtual fishing game turned into therapy real quick
I love these but do you also check your emails?
I really like it
"Yeah I'm an Android cat in the virtual world" sentences that would drive the Amish mad
Oooh they're Māori, I'm betting the blue dot is pāua (abalone shell) the twisting design represents interconnectedness and friendship, a meeting of different cultures
Pikorua necklace?
"F...fuck you're tight" me doing my budget
A ten but it's short for tense
Yeah I'm in heat. That's what the heatsinks are for, idiot.
I'll give you a sticker for figuring it out
seeing a professional artist, talking Worked on real projects artist, open comms and i'm like. There is no way I could commission something using your full potential. I would severely underutilize your skillset. i'd be asking a 3 michelin star chef to make me chicken nuggets
Why is that suspicious? What are you, catholic?
What is it about staring at a screen makes it so instead of seeing all my friends, I just see the reflection of my own insecurities?
Wtf please spam more
You get your android girlfriend out of her chasis for the first time and tilt your head confused at the controls for a moment before a familiar electronic beat reassures you. "Flick it" says the upbeat voice, "Bop it"
Drinking the forbidden boba (baked beans in V8)
"I'm a top" "I'm a bottom" Boy, do I have the perfect trenchcoat for the two of you.
If anyone has any fanfic ships involving me they would like to see canon, hmu
Opens email to commission artist.
Writes "Wehh"
Closes email without sending.
How do you do this again?
Bit early to be writing your list to Santa this year but hey, least you know what you want
I have two big naturals they are called my brain and my heart
Remember, if you have to think twice, you're already two thoughts ahead of some people
Sending folks positivity memes gives the same vibe as putting the medicine inside a piece of cheese
She called me pretty! (it was followed by "fuckin annoying")
I move my thumb out of the way before I take screenshots on my phone because I don't want my thumb in the picture
The siren's call of the office fire alarm at 1pm on a Friday
Control.
#chainsawman #Makima
