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a blue and yellow smiley face with a surprised look on its face ALT: a blue and yellow smiley face with a surprised look on its face

"there are a lot of females in this class" i looked at my friend like

11.02.2026 15:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

highkey feeling more weirded out by this guy as time goes on

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same teacher was calling students Females instead of girls btw

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Ok i knew thered be a catch to a seemingly good morning. my body is HURTING

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we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad

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managed to wake up kinda energized. i woke up early too. and got ready fast. do u think itd be a mistake to go back to sleep for a bit /silly

11.02.2026 14:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

MEU DESIGN DO SONIC PORQUE SIM💥💥💥fiZ ouvindo ost de sonic Rush ai que fodastico 🥹🥹
#brart #sonicthehedgehog

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feeling depressed but then remembering there could be a new iv soon FUCK YES

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a horse is drinking water from a bucket with the words you have alerted the horse below it ALT: a horse is drinking water from a bucket with the words you have alerted the horse below it

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GOD I COULD FUCK UP A CUCUMBER

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eating whole carrots 🤤

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crnch crnch (eating you)

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im stealing. if not wolf, what animal would i be

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🫵

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sheep now cause u say bwaa

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m#sster if you wanna let me be WEIRDER /silly

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im genderweird so i think the most fitting honorific for me would be like. misster. im both

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mr catboy grave unboxing

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IMSTILL WONDERING WHQT HAPPENED

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:texas:

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why are u being ominous

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a cheetah with big eyes is standing in front of a yellow wall . ALT: a cheetah with big eyes is standing in front of a yellow wall .

i have OBSERVED that youve been MORE ACTIVE HERE LATELY....... interesting.......... /studying you /youre a specimen

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hi ferrite

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digital doodle from today

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@hlfhm YOU WERE ONLY BORN WITH 2 ARMS STOP TRYING TO HOLD IT ALL TOGETHER drop some shit, have a cry, use both hands to give people the finger

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(com) oh no!

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Handsome B. Charming @Richard57941301 EMT: so when you lost consciousness and fell down like an overwhelmed victorian woman me: i fell normal, i fainted in a normal way EMT: you put the back of your hand to your forehead and spun around me: that never happened i fainted in a normal or maybe even masculine way

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my phone apparently stayed on while i was in class and drained its own battery and badly overheated. for no reason. its about to die. fml

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