hoag

hoag

@hoagie.bsky.social

dipshit, joke, failure. possibly a butt baby

95 Followers 85 Following 49 Posts Joined Jun 2023
2 days ago

everyone keeps saying happy MAR10 day. i don't even know any martins

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3 weeks ago
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i would pay full price for maker 3 to be the same game but without phantom/dropped directional inputs πŸ₯²

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3 weeks ago

celebrating friday the 13th, or as i like to call it, microdosing halloween

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1 month ago

at least the kids are safe now πŸ™ƒ

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1 month ago

probably confused because of climate change, so they have an excuse. still v cool

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1 month ago
Screenshot of Super Puyo Puyo Two on Switch Online, showing Japanese text for "17 chain."

after endlessly tying pb, i finally made a 17-chain lol

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2 months ago

liminal af. wish i lived somewhere that cold and snowy

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2 months ago

there's been a dense fog every morning this week and i feel terrible for the local chemtrail conspiracists, they must be losing it

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2 months ago

2026 isn't the square of a triangular number, so it doesn't pop up in as many simple-yet-profound-seeming equations as 2025 did. rough year for those who obsess over coincidences on a calendar... and math meme pages

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2 months ago

this reminded me to listen to some Vince Guaraldi Trio

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2 months ago

bad kids shouldn't get coal in their stockings for Christmas... they should get nuclear waste. regressive ass society

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2 months ago

congrats dude!

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2 months ago
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still got the moves

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3 months ago
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"Kabiyō" guide for Team 0% YouTube video by hoagie

since team 0% is on 2023 and this level is getting more players attempting it now, i finally made a video rambling on about the what/how/why of my frame-perfect-cat-trick-fest
youtu.be/aSaJ9lLFDQM

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3 months ago

it pains me that i laughed at trump suddenly having a vested interest in the u.s. saying football instead of soccer, and to know he was finally right about something

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3 months ago
Round curly JD Vance with a turkey wattle.

have you done thanks once

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3 months ago
Edit of the album cover of "Doin Thangs" by Big Bear edited to say "Doin Thanks," recreating the dream's meme.

this holiday i'm thinking of a dream i once had where at the end of a conversation, i texted a friend "doing thanks" instead of "ok thanks," and he responded with this edit (which i immediately recreated after waking up). happy thanksdoing i guess

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3 months ago

can't wait to make this joke about a certain "world leader"

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3 months ago

was tutoring ~10 y.o. brothers thursday night and one of them said to the other, "michael jackson can't go within 500 feet of a school... because he's dead," with *perfect* timing. first time i couldn't keep a straight face in all my years of teaching, i didn't know the 6 7 kids had it in them

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5 months ago

now that i know tylenol causes autism, i realize that it's not Nintendo's fault that i'm always mad about hitboxes, it's Johnson & Johnson's

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5 months ago

getting into halloween spirit is easy as a ginger, just gotta wear a black shirt

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5 months ago

damn, nightmares before spooky month even started

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5 months ago

hell yeah

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6 months ago

that made me burst out laughing. i've always wanted something to hold the screen two inches from my face for me

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6 months ago

i miss the days of joe biden's colonoscopy, how far this country has fallen

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6 months ago

Kirby has always been my favorite series for music, Ando and Ishikawa are so good

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7 months ago

grok is this true? @elon πŸ₯΄

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7 months ago

if i posted this on twitter grok would incorporate it into US law when it becomes our government

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7 months ago

had a dream that songs in common time had to end with a measure of 3/4 because including that last beat was known as "waiting for the devil" and almost all music of the past came to be considered satanic

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7 months ago

i don't think i can celebrate Christmas anymore

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