Shoy

Tough day but still fighting the good fight.

Watch Out!

fancy that by pink pantheress really is a perfect album

updated the firmware of my bidet to 5.0 and I'm so distraught. You may make fun of me, but 4.0 was way warmer and more personable. It really felt like my bidet cared about my rectal cleanliness. But 5.0 is cold and logical, not at all friendly. I can't date this!!!

[several people are typing...]

there's no way that isnt gonna be a hot mess

wishing you all the hugs from your favorite shark today!!!
happy birthday!!!

YouTube video by Moe Shop Moe Shop - NEWLY HUMAN FEELING (feat. Jamie Paige)

current vibe: www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Yym...

yeahhhhh a few weeks ago, I had 3 of those sitting on the coffee table in my living room and forgot about it. When I woke up the next morning I found them in pieces all over the place. 😭

youtube video with a thumbnail "THE BIG FIGHT OVER THIS TINY PLOT", titled "The most controversial half-acre in NYC"

isnt this just the plot of Yakuza

It always makes me laugh how I've got like, a cat tower, and a bunch of cat toys.

but my cats' favorite toys are like... a lid off a pringles can, or the twisted paper handle off a paper giftbag, or like, a cardboard box

machine love reached 10 million views on youtube!!!
i am humbled and honored beyond words. thank you all, from the bottom of my heart.

to celebrate, i finally upgraded my operating system.
❤️🖥️💚

art by reverieque.tumblr.com

The small creature you see when you die in Void Stranger

fruit dealer

lmao @no381.bsky.social messaged me they were in stock at MSRP last week but when I added one to my cart I immediately got [extremely loud buzzer sound]

get autopiloted, scalpers

suddenly wondering how bad Miranda is in Mass Effect 2 on revisit

yelling at cat to quit chewing on my wifi router

I'm so fucked up

You didn’t know about Tilfid’s Time??? (Joking)

watching a show, they just finished a battle and were chilling on a beach, episode’s almost over, neat

[looks away from show for 20 seconds to browse Bluesky]

next episode preview plays “I CANT BELIEVE THEY KILLED HER, THE THING THAT TOOK HER LIFE—“

bitch what the fuck did I miss

you have my vote, Andrew Cuomo!

Somebody on LinkedIn said what we're all thinking.

aaaaa happy birthday @boopsboops.xyz
this looks fantastic!!

EVO ★ EVO ー OUT NOW

all-new EP by moe shop
hypeddit.com/moeshop/evoevo

☆ artwork by John Kafka
☆ design by GraphersRock
@johnkafka02.bsky.social
@graphersrock.bsky.social

when you’re outdoors and someone walks into the area you’re in… and suddenly the whole area reeks of men’s cologne.

We’re outdoors! You’re 30+ feet away from me! How the fuck do I smell you????

A screenshot of wplace of an area of Baltimore where multiple Big Bill Hell's memes are drawn, including "Shove it up your ugly ass!", "Home of Challenge Pissing!", and "Fuck you Baltimore! If you're dumb enough to buy a new car this weekend." The Spamton is the cherry on top.

Went to Baltimore on wplace out of curiosity

L + Ratio + Didn't ask + Locustless + Voided + Puny mortal

#voidstranger

the number of people in this world with zero self awareness of others is astounding

my new AI powered lamp is trained on millions of lamp interactions so it understands that 50% of chain pulls are to turn it on and the other 50% are to turn it off. and honestly, it's a little spooky how it knows exactly what i want almost half of the time

i'm really concerned about ppl posting screencaps of their general locations on wplace. i dont trust the internet with that kinda info........you guys gotta keep safe