a picture of a succulent honey bun
catapult me into the bun
01.03.2026 20:35 — 👍 43 🔁 4 💬 3 📌 1
a picture of a succulent honey bun
catapult me into the bun
01.03.2026 20:35 — 👍 43 🔁 4 💬 3 📌 1Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful. Hate me because I’m always right.
01.03.2026 23:46 — 👍 97 🔁 21 💬 12 📌 1
An outline of a body is painted on the pavement with a big erect bollard in the genitalia area…
Grow up.
#WorldBollardAssociation
01.03.2026 21:15 —
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Same!
Let’s join forces 🤘
me not being on a single Sunday scircle today is my villain origin story
01.03.2026 18:59 — 👍 47 🔁 17 💬 8 📌 0Used a volume-enhancing shampoo and now my hair won’t fucking shut up.
01.03.2026 15:52 — 👍 69 🔁 21 💬 0 📌 0wish I had more opportunities to show off my mud wrestling skills
01.03.2026 19:56 — 👍 97 🔁 29 💬 15 📌 0people marvel at my signature dish which involves torching a block of cheese i call a brie l’arson
01.03.2026 15:19 — 👍 153 🔁 48 💬 9 📌 1Epic sunny west coast day here 😊
01.03.2026 21:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Zero doubt at all 😎
Have an amazing Sunday 🤘
I've been put in charge of organizing the Bluesky pizza party. Anyone who asks for green olives this time gets a block.
26.02.2026 12:50 — 👍 99 🔁 24 💬 29 📌 0😎
01.03.2026 21:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0saw my sister for first time in 5 years and i'm afraid i had to tell her that i am still the prettier one
30.08.2025 19:37 — 👍 61 🔁 15 💬 8 📌 0they should invent parents that are proud of me
01.03.2026 17:56 — 👍 226 🔁 48 💬 24 📌 5My friend has been typing a text for the past 5 minutes. This is gonna be good
01.03.2026 06:40 — 👍 56 🔁 9 💬 5 📌 0
When you discover you dress like a budget hotel hallway.
01.03.2026 16:15 — 👍 134 🔁 19 💬 5 📌 0
Pop Music Fun Fact:
I was the boy referred to in the hit song "Let's Hear It For the Boy" from the movie "Footloose"
al dante? perfect!
01.03.2026 15:43 — 👍 64 🔁 14 💬 1 📌 1
my 15 year old after 2 days of driver’s ed:
your hands aren’t supposed to be on that part of the wheel
🙄
😎
01.03.2026 05:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0SOMEONE (not naming names or throwing around unfounded accusations) chewed open the bag of cat treats and ate many of them. Though I have no proof because the act was committed in the dead of night with no known witnesses, I have a prime suspect…
27.02.2026 13:19 — 👍 16 🔁 3 💬 4 📌 0The hottest part of sex is when I take off my glasses and put them in a safe place.
01.03.2026 05:34 — 👍 15 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
me: why do my crushes always seem afraid to even talk to me? i'm so chill
also me: *yells at them and runs away*
when I get to 8k followers I'm becoming a bog witch that lures men into the swamp to offer to the moon
23.02.2026 20:26 — 👍 89 🔁 17 💬 6 📌 8😎
01.03.2026 05:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Quick everyone follow Sophia
28.02.2026 22:37 — 👍 21 🔁 4 💬 4 📌 0Khamenei’s biggest mistake? Not going on Joe Rogan.
01.03.2026 03:03 — 👍 1742 🔁 225 💬 35 📌 6If the world is going to end you should probably be polite and follow me
01.03.2026 01:37 — 👍 10 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
Score is tied at 69
Nice
01.03.2026 01:08 — 👍 221 🔁 12 💬 2 📌 0