Ridge 🇨🇦

who wanna see the mastodon in my pants

What’s the opposite of monetising your Bluesky account? Anyway, I’ve done that

my kitten is a criminal in furry pajamas

hallow-scream latex scar looks like a vag

my culture is not your costume

Wearing a sexy cheese costume for Halloween

If you're having a hard time, if things seem impossible and grim... just remember that World of Sport once covered the International Clown Diving Championships.

It won't help with any of what we're all facing but god, it's a good thing to have in your head.

I can’t be fucking bothered to move again. If this place dies, I’m just doing nothing but sitting in front of the Circle K and commenting on people’s outfits and snack choices

Pronouncing “mastodon” like “raw milk”

Ya but it keeps glitching or doing random things, my OCD can’t handle it!

My life consists mostly of me trying to cope through the memory of the last embarrassing thing I did, by doing a new embarrassing thing, and then repeating the cycle over from scratch.

Haven’t had Frosted Flakes for dinner in awhile

A picture of a bag of Krusteaz light and fluffy buttermilk pancake mix labeled “party size”. The caption “WTF do you mean party size. Who’s having pancake parties and why have I not been invited?”

Who’s up for a pancake party?

This film has been rated Gas-XXX 🏆👑 Congratulations @anna-molly.bsky.social from @gypsymoon1969.bsky.social

[petting two cats] I’m so good at petting two cats at once with my two arms

[a third cat approaches] fuck

When the cows actually do come home. Then what????

A sugary breakfast food, shaped in the form of the outer mound and lips of the female form. A white, creamy, glaze has been poured over the top. Definitely eating this.

Ladies and gentlemen, it's Twatwaffle Tuesday.

Remember, you have to be rich to be eccentric. If you're poor, you're just weird.

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[when someone tries to move their cat off camera during a call]

LEAVE IT 🔫

Everything is so fucking tedious now, just let people enjoy pointless things that eject from their brains. Not everything has to be tortured into a political statement or fit some narrow agenda. Sweet mother of fuck.

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I think we should see other avi's

I wish Bluesky had polls so I could ask things like:

Which skatecore band did your parents hate more? Misfits or Suicidal Tendencies?

a man is using a dell computer while a woman looks on ALT: a man is using a dell computer while a woman looks on

Live shot of me after trying my best to embrace Mastodon for the past week….

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This person seems fun 🙄

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There are so many hot guys in this fertility clinic

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Some of you have never had pigs blood dropped on you from overhead and it shows.