Ridge 🇨🇦 @cridge17 - Bluesky Profile

it’s illegal to annoy me

27.02.2026 01:44 — 👍 61 🔁 13 💬 7 📌 1

First mercury retrograde of the year, let’s fucking crash out online chat

26.02.2026 21:43 — 👍 97 🔁 27 💬 5 📌 3

😂

27.02.2026 03:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ok I’ll bite, what’s overeaters anonymous.

26.02.2026 09:16 — 👍 23 🔁 8 💬 2 📌 0

i’m a chronic “forgot to reply” guy

23.11.2024 17:13 — 👍 246 🔁 63 💬 5 📌 2

Some of you have way fewer followers than you deserve

I like to play a little game where I guess how many, then tap on your pfp to check

27.02.2026 03:19 — 👍 36 🔁 3 💬 6 📌 0

In my "whatever, wherever era".

13.05.2025 18:24 — 👍 143 🔁 80 💬 0 📌 0

is it “chalk full of nuts” or “chock full of nuts” i want to get this love letter just right

27.02.2026 03:41 — 👍 91 🔁 22 💬 16 📌 1

Men never realize that women talk. That’s why they have shorter lifespans.

21.02.2026 19:43 — 👍 50 🔁 12 💬 3 📌 0

I don’t want a soulmate. I want a co conspirator

26.02.2026 21:42 — 👍 77 🔁 23 💬 7 📌 0

Im what they call sleepy

20.02.2026 01:24 — 👍 21 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Little monkey craft hanging from a popsicle stick branch

Breaking: made a monkey

26.02.2026 19:59 — 👍 71 🔁 2 💬 6 📌 1

I am happy to report that I’ve never listened to Jelly Roll and I will never listen to Jelly Roll

26.02.2026 19:59 — 👍 27 🔁 4 💬 5 📌 1

running up to strangers on the street and shaking them by the collar yelling "IF I CANT SEE MY BLUESKY NOTIFICATIONS WHERE WILL I GET MY DOPAMINE"

26.02.2026 20:05 — 👍 46 🔁 9 💬 1 📌 0

Oh you accidentally unfollowed me? Well too late I accidentally blocked you after I cried about it

26.02.2026 17:41 — 👍 69 🔁 18 💬 4 📌 0

I will delete a post and orphan your replies because I am very powerful.

26.02.2026 17:25 — 👍 94 🔁 18 💬 18 📌 1

The best job I ever had and miss so much is when I was a mom

26.02.2026 16:40 — 👍 18 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 0

I gave up gluten and also lost six pounds and my will to live

26.02.2026 12:52 — 👍 163 🔁 43 💬 16 📌 0

I’m not saying I’m depressed, but I’m listening to the Smiths as a pick me up.

26.02.2026 13:45 — 👍 193 🔁 56 💬 12 📌 2

when you’re feeling down about your job just know that ice cream testers get to use gold spoons to test their ice cream so to avoid any chance of a horrible silver aftertaste. i hope this helped

26.02.2026 12:21 — 👍 42 🔁 13 💬 1 📌 0

dryer settings

New Radiohead album dropped

26.02.2026 15:31 — 👍 21 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0

Flavor Flav short for Flavor Flavor? More tonight at 10

23.02.2026 22:48 — 👍 210 🔁 44 💬 21 📌 2

chandelier shards crunching underfoot in an abandoned ballroom covered in vines a once revered space relocated

2056 probably

25.02.2026 23:51 — 👍 42 🔁 22 💬 0 📌 0

Cow (pillow) with ear detached.

Cow with ear detached, but he's still smiling.

Happy cow with ear reattached.

Cow with ear reattached.

I was a cow surgeon at work today

25.02.2026 20:42 — 👍 108 🔁 17 💬 4 📌 2

Her: so you're outta your sad girl era?

Me: yeah, I've canceled the teardrop face tattoo session

25.02.2026 21:48 — 👍 6 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

*helps hamburger as a friend*

28.01.2026 01:13 — 👍 68 🔁 25 💬 2 📌 0

They should make a me that isn’t a mess

26.02.2026 03:40 — 👍 58 🔁 18 💬 5 📌 0

Sorry I invited you over for a romantic dinner then fed you Beef-A-Roni and unfrosted Pop Tarts.

26.02.2026 02:45 — 👍 141 🔁 52 💬 14 📌 0

18.02.2026 23:10 — 👍 102 🔁 31 💬 0 📌 10

imagine bsky letting you decide which accounts are RUDE

26.02.2026 02:41 — 👍 60 🔁 14 💬 7 📌 0

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