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Millennial Mutant Ninja Turtle Dad Poet, I guess... see? https://mattermonthly.com/2015/10/05/home-economics-2/ tiocfaidh รกr lรก ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ

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Control of language is underappreciated. We also need to stop saying "antifa" ironically as if it is an actual organization. It gives the right the ability to take it out of context and say that the idea of being anti fascist is a fringe group.

21.10.2025 22:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Without downloading anything new, where are you at mentally?

08.10.2025 15:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Or worse... they call the police for a "wellness check" which, in current day America, could end my life anyway... Being SWATed in response to a cry for help seems like a bit much

08.10.2025 15:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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โ€œI think itโ€™s worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment..." -also that guy

16.09.2025 12:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you see this, quote with a gif you can hear.

15.09.2025 14:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Live updates: A shooting at a Minneapolis Catholic school kills 2 children, injures 17 people Minnesota Catholic school shooter Robin Westman killed two children and injured 17 other people on Wednesday before killing himself, officials said.

THE CHILDREN WERE ACTIVELY PRAYING WHEN THE GUY WITH A GUN WALKED INTO THEIR SCHOOL!!! THEY WERE AT. MASS. So... can we do away with this "thoughts and prayers" HORSESHIT!? GUN. CONTROL. NOW. I'm beyond sick of all of this.

apnews.com/live/minneap...

27.08.2025 18:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hulk Hogan didn't get me into wrestling.

Mankind did.

26.07.2025 05:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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So far, my favorite part of WWE Evolution is the gaggle of gays in the crowd along the entrance ramp near the ring. Wrestling is for the queers! ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ

14.07.2025 01:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Much of BDSM is built on a festering foundation of toxic masculinity and assumptions of ridid patriarchal gender roles. But people aren't ready to talk about that...

25.06.2025 18:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Its giving me slight April O'Neil from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles when she mutated into a cat vibes and I love it

22.06.2025 23:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

After extensive research I have determined that I am the only monogamous person on the far left...

20.06.2025 18:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The. Cruelty. Is. The. Point.

20.06.2025 13:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A mere suggestion...

20.06.2025 13:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wu Tang is for the children, after all!

20.06.2025 12:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So... the main event of Money in the Bank is a pointless tag team match involving a YouTuber... not the Money in the Bank ladder match... I wanna be a both-companies-are-good wrestling fan, but BOY is WWE making that difficult for me...

08.06.2025 01:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes, please

05.06.2025 15:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Where can a millennial mutant like myself look to date that isn't: an app, a place with alcohol, or a place that costs money to be there? Or... is my charming AuDHD ass just gonna cruise this sewer alone forever?

04.06.2025 17:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

His summertime memories... will never fade UH-way

04.06.2025 13:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Electric Callboy - WE GOT THE MOVES (OFFICIAL VIDEO)
YouTube video by Electric Callboy Electric Callboy - WE GOT THE MOVES (OFFICIAL VIDEO)

@clirkus.bsky.social youtu.be/D1NdGBldg3w?...

04.06.2025 10:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ALSO! He dances ๐Ÿ˜

03.06.2025 20:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Overwhelmed with feelings of abject loneliness today...

02.06.2025 18:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For the record, this is NOT intended as a "male loneliness epidemic" post. Nor am I shaming SW trying to get paid. Nor is it a problem if a person is: poly, ENM, hooks up often, sti positive, etc.
But, fuck... its hard for a hopeless romantic. Always has been...

01.06.2025 22:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

IF I match on a dating site, that person responds in one of 3 ways:
1. No response at all. Dead line. Pre-ghosted.
2. Talks for a while before offering to sell me content/calling me a "pay pig."
3. It's great until they reveal some huge news that DEFINITELY should have been in their profile bio.

01.06.2025 22:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Oh. The sky must be lascerated..."

01.06.2025 20:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is it just me or is Renee Paquette dressed like a sexy substitute teacher in that horse vest? #aew #collision

01.06.2025 03:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why did bluesky flag this as adult media? Lol

26.05.2025 00:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Share a purple character

19.05.2025 17:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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15.05.2025 18:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was today's years old when I learned it's "tibia and fibUla," not "tibia and fibia." I learned this watching AEW Beach Break, a professional wrestling show... I'm a goddamned master's degree recipient...

15.05.2025 01:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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