Renée Millette

The Skims bush wig thong I do have four minutes of bush material, if you were ever wondering.

i'm a couple weeks late but of course i had to write about the stolen valor bush thong

Horoscopes for Scorpio Season 2025 I like my drinks like I like my mornings in October, dark and translucent.

it's once again the horoscope time of the month

Affair of the Diamond Necklace - Wikipedia

the louvre heist reminded me of the affair of the diamond necklace, one of the many catalysts for the french revolution and death of marie antoinette thanks to one of the fuck ugliest necklaces i’ve ever seen in my life

Fun, Sexy, and Unique Sexy Halloween Costumes Perfect for this Year Specifically The world is terrible, but that doesn't mean you can't be sexy about it

if you're stumped on what to be for halloween this year, i have some very unique and creative ideas for you

I bought yarn to make a hat and now I can’t afford to feed my family I don’t have a family, but that’s the cost of shopping local

wrote about the the epic highs and lows of shopping local

disney+ isn’t even a worthwhile subscription they don’t offer the original 1997 version of ‘under wraps’

they should make a riverdale movie

Does the guy who plays Archie on ‘Riverdale’ have an alter ego named Mr. Fantasy? Actor KJ Apa is shockingly silent about this.

may be old news by now, but everyone needs to know about this

he died doing what he loved, advocating for a little gun violence

The problem with horny So sorry! Gonna talk about Sabrina Carpenter some more.

once again going into the sabrina carpenter discourse (spoiler alert: i'm pro 'man's best friend')

A huge week for blonde popstars with bangs. Big Sabrina and Taylor news.

a big week for me and some of the most annoying people on the internet

DCOM #6: 'Can of Worms' (1999) He really did open up...a can of worms.

you could say…this kid opened up a can of worms

I’m obsessed with this guy’s hiking website I just want to see the world this guy gets to see.

i've been obsessed with reading this hiking website i found even though i'm not a big hiker or a rock climber at all

i have a friend who, before seeing me do standup at a show, asks me what jokes me and the other people on the bill are doing so she can be 100% assured to have a good time, which is actually insane

Taking transit in a non-transit city Traveling as a girl who cannot (will not) drive.

been traveling across america and a lot of that would not be possible without friends who pick me up from places

‘Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century’ (1999) Zeetus-lapetus! The future didn't turn out this way.

this movie had me in a chokehold at 6 years old, i wanted to be zenon sooooo bad.

a super enjoyable re-watch. this is the future that liberals actually wanted

what if we…kissed on the shaq train?

Where did long Furbies come from? My friends and I keep sending these to each other, but what are the origins?

i kind of want one of these beautiful monsters

huge boomer/millennial wage gap is my parents using up all their money (AND my college savings) to “follow their dreams” and fail so hard that i came into adulthood so financially destitute that i have to work this fuckass job

Horoscopes for Leo Season 2025 Sharpay has to be a Leo, right?

what does leo season have in store for you? read and find out!

i cannot explain how much the disney channel zombies franchise means to me

i have about 3,000 words in me about 'zombies 4' but for now i'll just say there's not enough sports and the zombies looking less zombie in the zombie racism movie is definitely a choice!!

The Lost Zillennial A dispatch from the cusp.

too young to make a career in digital media, too old to do any of that other stuff

The wrong timeline. On growing older when you're already at a big age.

in true cancer fashion i'm usually emotional about my birthday and this year is no different, except i'm old now?

'Halloweentown' (1998) Bringing the "being normal is overrated" to future millennial teens everywhere.

this movie asks the question: is your mom's ex so down bad that he'd try to destroy the world? (the answer is yes)

Amtrak: peak transit? The California Zephyr may be the best way to fly.

wrote about my solo trip across the country using the best mode of transportation (maybe?)

the women in satc are always eating takeout and drinking alcohol and yet, they are so thin please explain

sometimes you bomb at an open mic with 5 people in it while on vacation and it’s not even considered rock bottom

unfortunate to say but amtrak is mostly old people

good to hear that timber lanes is staying for cultural reasons, bad because my ex bowls there and i want him to feel any sort of loss (he doesn’t miss me he’s dating a bunch of other people while i…of course am having trouble finding anyone who wants to go on a date with me yet again)