i saw 'scream 7' to see what this trainwreck could produce and it was worse than i ever imagined
hoping this immortal groundhog was incorrect this year, i am tired of this cold!!
had a weekend inside because it was too cold and besides going to the movies i felt a bit insane
doing everything i'm supposed to do in a day and this is supposed to be every day? impossible
my favorite part of the marty supreme promo is that it is physically impossible to have 1000 marty supreme blimps there are only 25 blimps in the whole world
look at this stupid fucking hot dog i made when i was like 14
i'm saying goodbye to a home i haven't lived in in years and it's bringing up a lot of...feelings
are you freaking out about getting the right present for that someone this holiday season? don’t worry, i have an amazing and perfect gift guide that is sure to help you on your gift giving journey
cleaning out my dad's house to move him to a small apartment and hating every moment of it
i love how the bears have been so bad for so long that competitive fans of other teams are just wishing us the best
love to be an old man sometimes and complain about people having fun in ways that i don't like to
"i love listening to the local radio station there's always something different playing." then the radio plays a 20-minute long jazz song
i'm a couple weeks late but of course i had to write about the stolen valor bush thong
the louvre heist reminded me of the affair of the diamond necklace, one of the many catalysts for the french revolution and death of marie antoinette thanks to one of the fuck ugliest necklaces i’ve ever seen in my life
if you're stumped on what to be for halloween this year, i have some very unique and creative ideas for you
disney+ isn’t even a worthwhile subscription they don’t offer the original 1997 version of ‘under wraps’
they should make a riverdale movie
he died doing what he loved, advocating for a little gun violence
