Mutable Joe

it is 🤌 🤌 🤌 as the italians would say

YouTube video by D_Play ASTARTES 8K (Remastered)

do you like warhammer
do you like space marines cinematically murdering
do you like delicious non-AI animation
this is for you
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpK4...

pixar lamp bang winnie pooh
pixar lamp bang winnie pooh with bulb
pixar lamp bang winnie pooh with bulb turned on
pixar lamp bang winnie pooh with bulb turned on winnie pooh is enjoying

25 'MOST BLUESKY' POSTS OF 2025

Here's my selection of the 25 Bluesky posts that most impressed me this year. They're quite varied, but doesn't that reflect the thriving, harmonious site this really is? Yes. It does. They've been anonymised anyway, who cares?

saw your boyfriend singing We Wish You A Merry Christmas and he really enjoys over-accentuating the "ish" in wish

*bellowing howls about the morning* and in case I don't see you *bellowing howls about the afternoon* *bellowing howls about the evening* and *bellowing howls about the night*

The Independent: Former London Zoo meerkat expert fined for glassing monkey-handler in row over llama-keeper.

We don’t do court reports, especially when it comes to violent crime, but there’s always an exception.

do I get to keep the little drummer boy
"no"
so I just get drums

read about it's a parable of Jesus, he dies and comes back to life etc, there's even a bit at the end where he walks on water

mary: you booked a hotel yet
joseph (playing wooden xbox): yeah no i'm on it

it would have to be a very old cake

ok it's not perfect

TV Show Idea: LOST TIME
Marcel Proust is sat in a cafe contemplating a cake when his mordant contemplation on the nature of time is interrupted by a frantic Marty McFly who tells him they have to go back an hour in his winged car to ensure the cake exists

arsene wenger to step in with a bid of 108,000,000,001

So love wobbegongs. Everything is good about the wobbegong. Its name. Its flattened Oscar the Grouch face. Its frondy bits. Its lazy life as a hungry rug. And it’s a shark. Outstanding animal 10/10

My cat, an idiot: Those ornaments look exactly like my toys. Why can’t I play with them?

Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord

A screen grab of an old Jacob Rees-Mogg tweet that says: Tempora mutantur, et not mutamur in illis.

there once was a girl called phyllis
who married a guy called willis
they liked to drink fanta

I hate AI even more now

wait so does netflix have bonekickers

Guardian headline: Mitchell Starc hailed as 'greatest lefty of all time'

in blow to Vladimir Lenin

Frank Gehry No Longer Allowed To Make Sandwiches For Grandkids

Frank Gehry No Longer Allowed To Make Sandwiches For Grandkids

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Die Hard is a C

slovenia has withdrawn from eurovision so they won't be getting votes from catholic countries

it's fine, it's only the most beautiful song ever written, you can have it down your list, don't worry about I'm not bothered

where is do the next right thing, do you hate art

I want to make a movie where Santa has claws and he uses his claws to claw things and santa's claws allow him to save the world with his santa claws, I would call this movie "crab santa"

Here's my Bluesky Wrapped for 2025

- I scolded 64 other users (top 72% of Bluesky users)
- I was scolded by 112 users (top 54% of Bluesky users)

- I explained the joke to the original poster 14 times (top 62% of Bluesky users)

Get yours at bskywrapped2025.bsky.app

arranging all the corpses for a game of DARP

me: nietzsche mate do you want salt on your chips
nietzsche: you have your way, I have my way, as for the right way, the correct way, the only way, it does not exist
me: just give him a bit of salt