Mutable Joe

Mutable Joe

@mutablejoe.bsky.social

this is a low flying panic attack

4,777 Followers 174 Following 886 Posts Joined Sep 2023
1 hour ago

those who forget history are doomed to be bald

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1 hour ago

they just don't seem to able to understand that only the entrepreneurs who got lucky and are successful write autobiographies

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2 hours ago
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oh you want help with your shit war now NASA have figured out the straight of Hormuz is actually bendy, yeah no problem we'll send charlie xcx to do some beeps and the little blue cunt from peppa pig to shout "dinosaur" at them until they cry so you can announce you've defeated bhutan

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2 hours ago

shout out to dads who remember this morning with richard not judy

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2 hours ago
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can you help me win war please

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2 hours ago

can you lubricate it with oil

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2 hours ago

I have an idea but it's going to require a crack commando unit who were sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit, then promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground, although I appreciate that's still quite far away.

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2 hours ago

for a second I thought he was holding aloft his German Lightsaber

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16 hours ago

Jesus when he comes back to Earth:

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18 hours ago

hate the phrase "who are you wearing", this should only be said at maniac killer conferences

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20 hours ago
A neon light art piece of Samuel Beckett's famous quote "I can't go on. I'll go on" but spaced - it would seem inadvertently- so that it reads "I can't goon. I'll goon".

The formatting of this Beckett quote does still represent resilience and determination, just of a very different sort.

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21 hours ago

i tried this and the tapping still does weird stuff like change the transparency or something :(

i just want start, stop, skip

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23 hours ago

"hi Gemini who is Mr Jones"

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23 hours ago

I am 46 and listening to my counting crows what the hell AI do you think I want

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23 hours ago

had to buy new ones and now the tapping doesn't do the simple things, it launches Gemini AI assistants and alters noise reduction profiles and I can't make it go back

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23 hours ago

I had a Google pixel pro wireless headphones and they worked great, sounded good and you could tap them to pause or play and change tracks, love it

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23 hours ago

they've enshitified my headphones

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23 hours ago

I admit I have not

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1 day ago

great day for arsenal, 3 points, man city are drawing and erling haaland got punched in the balls

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1 day ago

you can't give the Oscar to Hamnet, it's Hamlet surely, "ooh give me an Oscar I'm Shakespeary", no you're not pal you're spelled wrong, maybe you can have an Oncar

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1 day ago

hincapie is really good but arsenal are so much more fun when calafiori or lewis-skelly are playing rush left back and turning up everywhere

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2 days ago

this is spot on, i listened to the audibook and immediately hated him

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2 days ago

DC ish area, it's pretty warm

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2 days ago

I really have got bronchitis what do you do

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2 days ago

doctors told me I've got bronchitis and I was delighted but it turns out it's not a dinosaur

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3 days ago

a gastroenterologist explained it on a diagram of the hormuz straight and it makes sense now why i'm having difficulties down there

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4 days ago

I respect this completely

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4 days ago

you have to pass to him at specific angles so it bounces off to the next guy

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4 days ago

if i could draw i would do gyokeres as an inanimate carbon rod

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4 days ago

put paddington slowly walking toward heaven holding britannia's hand

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