those who forget history are doomed to be bald
they just don't seem to able to understand that only the entrepreneurs who got lucky and are successful write autobiographies
oh you want help with your shit war now NASA have figured out the straight of Hormuz is actually bendy, yeah no problem we'll send charlie xcx to do some beeps and the little blue cunt from peppa pig to shout "dinosaur" at them until they cry so you can announce you've defeated bhutan
shout out to dads who remember this morning with richard not judy
can you help me win war please
can you lubricate it with oil
I have an idea but it's going to require a crack commando unit who were sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit, then promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground, although I appreciate that's still quite far away.
for a second I thought he was holding aloft his German Lightsaber
Jesus when he comes back to Earth:
hate the phrase "who are you wearing", this should only be said at maniac killer conferences
The formatting of this Beckett quote does still represent resilience and determination, just of a very different sort.
i tried this and the tapping still does weird stuff like change the transparency or something :(
i just want start, stop, skip
"hi Gemini who is Mr Jones"
I am 46 and listening to my counting crows what the hell AI do you think I want
had to buy new ones and now the tapping doesn't do the simple things, it launches Gemini AI assistants and alters noise reduction profiles and I can't make it go back
I had a Google pixel pro wireless headphones and they worked great, sounded good and you could tap them to pause or play and change tracks, love it
they've enshitified my headphones
I admit I have not
great day for arsenal, 3 points, man city are drawing and erling haaland got punched in the balls
you can't give the Oscar to Hamnet, it's Hamlet surely, "ooh give me an Oscar I'm Shakespeary", no you're not pal you're spelled wrong, maybe you can have an Oncar
hincapie is really good but arsenal are so much more fun when calafiori or lewis-skelly are playing rush left back and turning up everywhere
this is spot on, i listened to the audibook and immediately hated him
DC ish area, it's pretty warm
I really have got bronchitis what do you do
doctors told me I've got bronchitis and I was delighted but it turns out it's not a dinosaur
a gastroenterologist explained it on a diagram of the hormuz straight and it makes sense now why i'm having difficulties down there
I respect this completely
you have to pass to him at specific angles so it bounces off to the next guy
if i could draw i would do gyokeres as an inanimate carbon rod
put paddington slowly walking toward heaven holding britannia's hand