Zack Polanski says expresso instead of espresso. Fuck that shit!
I know. This football storyline seems to be going on forever. It’s time they wrapped up and decided who won.
I bet you just wrote “and they all lived happily ever after”.
Weak
I understand that. But if it’s impossible to be heard then, by definition, it doesn’t make a sound. That’s just language.
I think a sound is a noise that a creature can hear.
Thought I’d seen you around
I always enjoy inserting the word “bloody”. Pick Your Own Bloody Strawberries!
Skylarks. Always up for a fight.
As is shop. Oh, wait a minute!
Owls always nail that “oh god it’s Monday” attitude.
Good pics but you need to say what they are for the rest of us
See also mugs: “I got you this mug in case you’re some sort of weirdo who doesn’t already have three times too many mugs”
I wish that were true but I remember the same being said about Trump.
I saw some nice snowdrops today. And the lady in the corner shop was nice and chatty.
That makes no sense. Farage’s money is from elsewhere.
Netflix videos could be about to turn the other way up
Netflix videos could be about to turn the other way up
Netflix videos could be about to turn the other way up
Netflix videos could be about to turn the other way up
I only learnt today that Brooklyn Beckham is male. Beginning to suspect I’m out of the loop.
100%. Self interest that they rationalise to themselves as “best for the country” or some such nonsense.
100% of Reform MPs don’t wave back at kids in neighbouring cars when they’re on the motorway.
Don’t forget Blackadder!
Yes. Even the name of the country itself. Broadcasters, it’s CUM-ree, not CWM-ree. I appreciate you’re trying to accommodate the “y” but you’re overcompensating.
Sorry, Boston obviously goes to the good people of Lincolnshire.
Oh my gosh yes! Boston, Massachusetts, meet the councillors of a modest town in SE Lincolnshire.
I think you’re right. I once had a cold caller who, instead of asking “how are you today?” said “how is yourself today?” Deeply weird.
A post for the age