St. Simeon the Holy Fool

Hell is empty and all the demons are AI

Political Commentary Bot Is Undefeated, cont’d.

An astronaut fetches Sister Mary Clarence from heaven to help fight whatever american catholics are doing "Project Hail Mary" "in space no nun can hear you scream"

Sister Act 3 (2026)

Pumpkin Spice Fuckup

Pumpkin Spice Ai

Pumpkin Spice Theophrastus Philippus Aureolus Bombastus Von Hohenheim

And the devil said unto him, if thou art the Son of God, turn these stones into vegan wheat protein meat substitute

And Jesus said, not today, Seitan

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Pumpkin Spice Moral Excellence

Calling AI "slop" has been one of the most effective instances of the public rebranding a product and it pisses them off.

Twin Peaks Logo Generator Turtle Power!

Line drawing of three small children with their mouths open wide. “A screaming song is good to know in case you need to scream. “

PISCES: All your wildest dreams are about to come true! Your dream was to be a performance art sous chef, right? No? Oh. Well, this is awkward.

*pounds the table* POR-TENT! POR-TENT!

Getting rid of the blogosphere was a mistake

me: *marching to the beat of my own drum*

librarian: stop it

What is a driver?

Screenshot of headlines: The Secret to Keeping My Toilet Stain-Free Is in the Kitchen 11 Surprising Things You Can Put in Your Dishwasher

Nicely done

I was just looking in the back of my pantry and I wondered, is a can of whoop-ass still good after its expiration date? It’s never been opened.

Nancy by Ernie Bushmiller. First panel, Nancy talking to a logger sawing a tree and pointing to a carved piece of trunk. Nancy: Can I have that piece? My boy friend carved it. Logger: Sure. Second panel, Nancy is watching the log burn in the fire place. Nancy: I'm mad at him.

Every once in awhile I think about this Nancy comic and it makes me laugh every single time. Absolute perfection.

"Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed."

-Dwight D. Eisenhower, 1953

AQUARIUS: You keep getting this weird vague feeling like somebody somewhere could be writing a hit song about the dawning of the age of you.

“Rutherford Statement on Operation Epic Furry” “Furry” highlighted by me http://rutherford.house.gov/media/press-releases/rutherford-statement-operation-epic-furry

Google result showing the presser for Rutherford’s statement on “Operation Epic Furry” was posted 11 hours ago

What a time to be alive

the fifa peace prize used to mean something

Protesting peeps outside the candy factory. Signs include “no justice no peeps”, “peep se peude”, “united we peep, divided we weep”, “power to the peep-le”

Random fun fact: I can’t talk about peeps without bringing up that when the confectioners union that makes them went on strike they carried signs that said “no justice no peeps”

There is no way this place is not the absolute best place in town

ME: Taking my car in to get an owl change.

MECHANIC: Don’t you mean an oil change?

ME: What?

TIRED-LOOKING OWL ON MY DASHBOARD: hooOoOo

This is all a distraction from the 2004 Emmy Awards

…And I must have gone over this like twenty times trying to get the wording exactly right