"when I'm gay and autistic for the gay and autistic"
"suddenly"
oh fuck yeah
#vld #sheith #shirovld #keithvld #nsfw #artistsonbsky
just a silly lil guy telling silly lil jokes ✨
forcing all of my partners into sharing closets with me >>>>
oh
changing my major from psych to animal behavior only to realize NONE OF MY CREDITS TRANSFER OVER
pls I just want to be an animal behavioralist for bears
the war with anorexia is over. fat bitch hours are commencing.
a goal for this year was to be on 4 shows.
as of next month, I'll have 3 out of 4 shows done.
PEOPLE THINK IM FUNNY
I've been told that my awkward instinct to run or blush is what adds to my hottness. so maybe the follow through is part of a different set of charm
slid across a bar floor on my knees for a tall goth baddie
she asked to spit a drink in my mouth and I panic ran so hard I tripped and scraped my knee
do I have game? yes. do I have follow through? no.
a good night out 🥰 I had a successful date at an open mic. Wild what a confidence booster does for you, but let's share this feeling together.
I'm gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay
how long do you date someone before making it official? because like wow I like this girl a lot and she gives me butterflies every time I see her and AGGGHHHHH
I told a man today that he looks like he bathes in piss mtn dew and styles his hair with cum.
I am not a paladin. I am a bard abusing vicious mockery.
my eyes are red in all my selfies because I'm high in all my selfies
me, outwardly: "you can't sexualize me if I do it first!"
me, internally: "please stop perceiving me"
Did a mic in front of a bunch of frat boys and did all my slutty/dating horror stories material while anxiously bouncing my DDD nattys around on stage.
Not a follower gained but my IG views went up 600 in the last 4 days 😭
forbidden purple drink
*doesn't sleep*
*gets up at 5:30 and starts making breakfast, starts cleaning*
*nervous laughter*
I'm always really anxious of coming off as romantically interested when I try to make friends with people. like idk man I just like your vibe, let's hang out. I don't wanna meld souls or sacrifice you to the polyam gods
my name is River! I intend to post
✨ Make-up
✨ Comedy
✨ Fashion
✨ Nudes, lewds, and thirst traps
if you're related to me, this account is not for you!
hey, it's been awhile. I've been doing comedy and taking lewds! enjoy my dumb ass.
"help my Gen z partner is an idiot are they hitting on me?"
GIRL LMAO
gr8 now learn Black Parade by MCR
you're also welcome
you're welcome
abandoning your community is also randomly turning on them and turning them into an enemy 💫
