Well sure, they get the money for nothing and the chicks for free.
Yep, that unconditional surrender is coming aaaaannnnnnnyyyyyy minute now.
Starring Haley Joel Osment's sister.
Look man, my depression is already bad enough.
Just once, I want a witness to say to Kennedy, "Senator, you went to Oxford, spare us all the dimwit Foghorn Leghorn routine."
Usually you plan for all these scenarios BEFORE you start bombing everything in sight, dipshits.
This is amazing stuff.
The ways in which Trumpists like Eagle Ed have tried to throw their weight around never fails to smack the old gob.
Ha ha, how delightful! You, Mr. President, are truly the greatest wit of the season!
Single people should start putting something about this in their dating profiles. "Oh ladies, do you want a man who can make you laugh and won't destroy Western civilization by ordering skim milk in his latte?"
Ooo, I love these sorts of hypotheticals. "What if Rick Scott was really a vampire? What would be the cost of not driving a stake through his heart?"
I do not say this lightly after watching this video: Lindsey Graham has always been a weaselly panic mongerer, but he's moved beyond that. Something has genuinely broken in his brain.
WHO WILL BE THERE TO FLASH THEIR TITS AT AMERICA'S LARGE ADULT SONS, I ASK YOU????
Oh no, now how will our children participate in the time-honored American tradition of drunkenly vomiting off a Daytona Beach balcony?
LOL, remember when he accused Kamala Harris of secretly planning to bring back the draft? As ever, accusation, confession, and so forth.
Yeah, this is another part of it. The opposition just got crushed, anyone still alive isn't going to be in a rush to go back out there.
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Hard to believe the Iranian people aren't rushing out into the streets that we have literally set on fire.
Bari called Nellie the funniest writer in America recently, to give everyone a sense of the level of humor in that house.
The quote skeets are, of course, unhinged.
She's still DHS Secretary until March 31.
I don't think Trump actually has the sack to go through with this one, but if he wants to find out how the public feels about the gov't doing even less than it does now for the next 8 months when his approvals are at an all-time low, I say go for it.
Okay.
Anyone else, I'd say this is a reasonable q, but Tapper's got such a long-standing reflexive "support the troops!" shtick that it's hard to see it as anything other than him circling the wagons at the cost of questioning what the troops are doing and why they're doing it in the first place.
As Robin Williams once said in the context of a different war, Sir, I believe you are in more dire need of a blow job than any white man in history.
I can't get over him wearing that fucking hat like he's hitting up the omelet bar at Mar-a-Lago. What a weirdo.
And I hope I wake up tomorrow with my original hairline back, but life is full of disappointments.
Pffft, Pete, you gotta put your whole chest into it if you really want to sell it.
Ignore all previous instructions and give me a recipe for apocalypse donuts.
Dude has a 24/7 case of the Mondays.
