Aviana

Ooct: it's called chuck roast cos you chuck it in the bag and drive all the way to Iowa with it

A photo of a left hand holding a rotary tool with a grinding bit cutting through the porcelain at the base of a toilet with water flooding the cavities and spraying off the bit

A very literal rise and grind this morning

Oh yeah it was fucking crazy here when that campaign when live. We still have it as an emoji in several South Dakota specific discord servers.

OOCT number 2: "who has the bed machete? NOT YOU!"

OOCT: "you always have to be prepared to shit your pants"

Our Peabody speech for 1000xRESIST.

“This art form is barely unearthed. It’s too early to define it. Fund the indescribable.”

I WANT IFY IN MY CITY! Hey there! Wanna have me perform stand up in your city? Then drop your email and your city! You'll only get an email if I'm in your city.

Planning future shows on the road, so here's your chance to have me in your city! Drop your city and email, and I'll drop you a line if I'm coming to your city down the road! Simple as that!

OOCT: "I want to have a minor medical emergency in Iceland"

That's at least very easy to fix. I'll inflate them a little higher and try again.

Knees feel much better riding than walking the same distance, it's just intense muscle soreness from my ass down and a serious stitch. Downhill to work is fine but going back home up hill feels like I'm doing wind sprints in sand.

This makes me feel really really unfit, but I know it's not that and I'm just really a ditz on my bike. I can paddle ten miles in a canoe like it's nothing but riding my bike a half mile to work and back is pretty hard. Do hills really affect things that much or do I need to get gud?

🐉 🪵 🫡

OOCT: "you have to fight for your right to soup"

I don't know much about O Scale nor Menards' cheap trains business model but I sure wish they have a Costco "if you raise the price of the hot dog I'll fucking kill you" energy in response to tariffs because it'd be nice. I know that's not likely but I also think the dog is in charge. #modeltrain

Had a similar thing happen back in January. @dustycymbre.bsky.social noticed a weird charge on their card and it turns out our fencing teacher accidentally saved their card info when we used it to buy dinner on his phone a few nights before. He ordered some Cold Stone with doordash 😂

"ooo a leaf"

a medieval style digital drawing of an androgynous brown-skinned knight on horseback on a hill, stabbing a long gold spear into a blue dragon on the ground. the knight has a gold halo behind their head and wears a suit of silver armor with a nonbinary flag striped tunic and a trans flag as a cape. their horse is white, with blue tack with trans pride trim. there is black gothic text at the top and bottom of the image reading “A world without trans people has never existed and never will.” there’s an ornate pale blue border around the image, filled with pink and blue scrollwork, gold hearts filled with colorful flowers, a smiley bat, two smiley moles, and two smiling frogs holding up trans flags.

a world without trans people has never existed and never will

They do and it's the cutest thing ever. Tigers have especially loud chuffs and it's adorable.

And to make something clear:

I know this isn't something that renters have the agency to do. But until more people understand that an EV plugged into one of the most ordinary household electrical circuits will get at least 100 miles of driving range overnight, the easier this future sounds.

OOCT: "Kim you gotta look at this toilet paper roll"

Pritzker knows what's up.

Flow was amazing

I'd vote for her

YouTube video by Jacob Geller Perfect Moments in "Bad" Movies

He's a really great video essayist. Most of his essays do loop back to video games, but he's also got some good ones about other topics. This is a favorite of mine youtu.be/h5Y8whMzlwo

Jacob Geller is one of the best dudes on the Internet, period. I tuned in for a portion of the stream and it was so damn good.

#Excel thought they could get away with changing the default font from Calibri to Aptos Narrow but I noticed.

Trans women, the world wants to destroy us.

Do not waste your time on men that won’t go down on you.

Thank you this is incredible

Need to get some of that juice over here in SD for sure

Genuinely spent last night sobbing over my dad falling into lockstep bootlicking for Russia. He was the type of dude to yell "WOLVERINES" at any relevant moment. We've been estranged for 6 years but I keep checking his twitter, hoping he'll wake up. Finally had to call it. He's gone.