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@Postoctobrist, @TheAbigailThorn and @DevonOnEarth seek to kill the James Bond in our heads www.killjamesbond.com

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[β€œthe modern toaster” voice]
the people’s joker

16.10.2025 20:59 β€” πŸ‘ 78    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

new bond comes out, Jared Leto in the title role, opening weekend box office gets $11 some Monopoly money and a half-eaten snickers

14.10.2025 07:00 β€” πŸ‘ 160    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Jared Leto should play James Bond he can method act by walking around as a creepy loser with a history of allegations man’s been prepping for YEARS

14.10.2025 06:59 β€” πŸ‘ 293    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

you are just a stupid policeman

14.10.2025 06:56 β€” πŸ‘ 142    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

JAYDUBYAPEPPERLOUISIANASTATEPO-LEASE

14.10.2025 06:55 β€” πŸ‘ 138    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0

the modern toaster

11.10.2025 20:48 β€” πŸ‘ 111    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 1
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BA DA BA DAAAAA

10.10.2025 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 770    πŸ” 61    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 3
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here’s the notes app speech we would have given ✊

09.10.2025 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 628    πŸ” 75    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 3
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πŸ‘Ž

09.10.2025 21:07 β€” πŸ‘ 243    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 1

There’s no fucking way we’re winning this award dog we are not brand safe enough for this function

09.10.2025 20:08 β€” πŸ‘ 228    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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they haven’t started giving out awards yet

09.10.2025 19:21 β€” πŸ‘ 425    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0
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we have infiltrated the awards

09.10.2025 19:15 β€” πŸ‘ 234    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 1
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bullshot

27.09.2025 17:05 β€” πŸ‘ 571    πŸ” 91    πŸ’¬ 46    πŸ“Œ 17
S4E23.5: Q&A #12 | Kill James Bond! It's our 12th-ever instance of a Q&A session, in which we have answered your questions. Thank you again for asking them. Get the whole episode on Patreon here! ----- Friend of the show Bella, a re...

Q&A 12: Devon talks tenant organising, November’s love life blossoms, and Abi Goes Through It

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26.09.2025 06:25 β€” πŸ‘ 78    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

prepare to be disappointed

25.09.2025 15:39 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
an actual shot from the movie Point Break (2015)

an actual shot from the movie Point Break (2015)

POINT BREAK (2015) - did you know they remade Point Break? It isn’t very good. Join us as we watch a series of loosely connected music videos calling itself a movie

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25.09.2025 15:12 β€” πŸ‘ 73    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 3

Mel Brooks is making Spaceballs 2 when he should be making a sequel to the greatest ever Brooks film, β€œSam”

25.09.2025 15:08 β€” πŸ‘ 86    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 1
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careful Whitey!

23.09.2025 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 111    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

it occurs to me that some of you may not have heard our View To A Kill episode and therefore don’t understand why we keep skeeting this phrase

20.09.2025 21:40 β€” πŸ‘ 84    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1

the modern toaster

20.09.2025 21:39 β€” πŸ‘ 114    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

a woman!

20.09.2025 21:36 β€” πŸ‘ 140    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0

I find a computer indispensable

14.09.2025 16:44 β€” πŸ‘ 181    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0
tumblr comment from user probability dirigible saying that they’re a big KJB fan but haven’t watched Philosophy Tube - they heard about the Jordan Peterson video though, didn’t that involve Abi sitting in a bath and talking to a cardboard cutout of Peterson?

tumblr comment from user probability dirigible saying that they’re a big KJB fan but haven’t watched Philosophy Tube - they heard about the Jordan Peterson video though, didn’t that involve Abi sitting in a bath and talking to a cardboard cutout of Peterson?

this listener, please touch your hand to the metal plate

14.09.2025 11:39 β€” πŸ‘ 133    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
S4E22.5: Under the Skin | Kill James Bond! Now it's time that we talk about the Jonathan Glazer film with Scarlett Johansson. Check out the film Under the Skin (2013) before listening to this. Get the whole episode on Patreon here! --- Friend ...

UNDER THE SKIN - how do you feel about The Void? Jonathan Glazer (the guy who made Zone Of Interest) made a scifi film about alien abduction and it’s terrifying

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13.09.2025 08:08 β€” πŸ‘ 41    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 3

Is there a series of TWO films you’d want to see us cover? Maybe as live shows? πŸ‘€

08.09.2025 16:22 β€” πŸ‘ 46    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 58    πŸ“Œ 0

jackin’ off to the lingerie section of the sears catalogue

06.09.2025 07:14 β€” πŸ‘ 131    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0
S4E22: Point Break | Kill James Bond! In a simpler time there were heroes with names like Johnny Utah who dedicated themselves to fighting crime. And there were criminals with names like Bodhi who sought a higher purpose, such as a wave s...

POINT BREAK - Keanu Reeves is β€œfull of cum.” Can he learn to surf, and catch some bodacious bank robbers? Find out!

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05.09.2025 07:15 β€” πŸ‘ 74    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 2

Mike’s Hard Bovril (9%)

02.09.2025 13:56 β€” πŸ‘ 106    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1

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