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@Postoctobrist, @TheAbigailThorn and @DevonOnEarth seek to kill the James Bond in our heads www.killjamesbond.com

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fr though Charlie’s Angels (2019) was a fascinating if flawed Libfem response to Trump 1 so I’m looking forward to the next instalment showing the angels firebombing a concentration camp

14.02.2026 15:14 β€” πŸ‘ 106    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

what about Australian Johnny??

14.02.2026 15:13 β€” πŸ‘ 108    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
Abi doing the soy face point to a blink poster

Abi doing the soy face point to a blink poster

ONE WEEK TO GO kingsheadtheatre.com/whats-on/bli...

12.02.2026 09:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1075    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 2
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Cliegg Lars، Shmi is my wife

12.02.2026 10:52 β€” πŸ‘ 170    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 0

I think Point Break and 2Fast2Furious are both solid additions

11.02.2026 11:41 β€” πŸ‘ 50    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Last addition to the KJB Gold Collection was all the way back in January 2025.

I know we've had some bangers since then, any suggestions for episodes to add to the hall of fame?

11.02.2026 11:41 β€” πŸ‘ 50    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 0

The Fast and the Furious: Chengdu Drift

11.02.2026 06:36 β€” πŸ‘ 137    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Wait, fuck!

U-turns all the time?? Uncharismatic frontman? Paedophilia?

The British government is just doing Tokyo Drift!

10.02.2026 13:04 β€” πŸ‘ 248    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

actually Starmer would win this hands down man fucking loves doing U-turns

10.02.2026 13:02 β€” πŸ‘ 124    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

they should decide who gets to be PM with a drifting race

10.02.2026 13:02 β€” πŸ‘ 141    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

KJB become Downing Street insiders. 24 hours later Devon is leading British troops in an invasion of New York; Abi is missing and, mysteriously, so are the Crown Jewels; and November is appointed Prime Minister

09.02.2026 13:46 β€” πŸ‘ 139    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

Two of Starmer’s key advisors have resigned so perhaps he needs new ones, maybe three of them this time…

09.02.2026 13:44 β€” πŸ‘ 161    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

The modern toaster

08.02.2026 22:32 β€” πŸ‘ 80    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œWatch any movie with free subtitles opensubtitles dot com”

08.02.2026 08:23 β€” πŸ‘ 237    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
S4E32: The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift Welcome to: KJB Roundtable. On this stimulating episode, the girls are joined by Praxiscast's Rob and Tran Girlismo's Victoria Scott to discuss 2006's Seminal 'Tokyo Drift'. Considered by many to be t...

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06.02.2026 11:53 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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THE FAST AND THE FURIOUS: TOKYO DRIFT

It turns out none of us know how they live in Tokyo... so we've assembled a KJB Roundtable with Rob @praxiscast.bsky.social and @victoriascott.bsky.social to finally get to the bottom of it!

06.02.2026 11:53 β€” πŸ‘ 231    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 3

Mr Solo, you're about to be chained to a pipe

04.02.2026 10:24 β€” πŸ‘ 105    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Notice how the β€œtop podcasters” they get for these articles are always John Fuckstick from Fuckstick’s Weekly Waste of Oxygen, never the glamorous correct transsexuals behind award-losing podcast Kill Jame Bonds

03.02.2026 13:52 β€” πŸ‘ 264    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Well THREE top podcasters say β€œshut the fuck up”

03.02.2026 13:50 β€” πŸ‘ 286    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 1

The modern toaster

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β€œFrank, I want you to look up Katie Tightpussy online.”

02.02.2026 13:20 β€” πŸ‘ 190    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Gender Change Operations

02.02.2026 13:19 β€” πŸ‘ 72    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I find a computer to be indispensable

02.02.2026 09:50 β€” πŸ‘ 162    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Guess we know what our autumn 2028 live show is

31.01.2026 08:03 β€” πŸ‘ 152    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

What’s up gentlemen welcome to race wars

30.01.2026 20:45 β€” πŸ‘ 101    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Gender change operations

30.01.2026 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 93    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2
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THE ASSIGNMENT

A hitman gets force femmed and goes on a roaring repper rampage of revenge

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30.01.2026 19:23 β€” πŸ‘ 63    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 4
The poster for blink

The poster for blink

If you ever doubt yourself just remember Amazon spent $40m on the Melania documentary and we’ve literally sold more tickets to our play in London lmaooo

kingsheadtheatre.com/whats-on/bli...

28.01.2026 13:18 β€” πŸ‘ 980    πŸ” 106    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 0
Baz Obungler saying "here's a podcast that does a good job"

Baz Obungler saying "here's a podcast that does a good job"

Sir, thank you

28.01.2026 16:09 β€” πŸ‘ 426    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

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