ᯓ★┊ 𝗡𝗘𝗢𝗡 - 𝗟𝗘𝗢𝗡 ⭑.ᐟ

[ noticing the shadow too late, ] ( euuughhe, bo – )

[ SHOOTING CLEAR ACROSS THE ROOFTOP FROM THE FORCE. TWITCHING. ]

we HAVE to stop inviting cass

// [ takes a bow ]

credit to paws for the hilarious idea

YOU. I HATE YOU. SO MUCH.

IT DISAPPEARED THE MINUTE YOU STARTED FLIRTING WITH THE WOMAN TRYING TO / KILL ME / ? !

BECAUSE YOU'RE LITERALLY FLIRTING WITH HER RIGHT IN FRONT OF US. AS SHE THREATENS US.

so. suuuuper funny you bring that up, 'cause, y'know, we ARE battling big mamas assistant. or, like, at least, me and my brothers are.

hey. hey, @thepunktactics.bsky.social, can we get a little sidebar over here. me and you.

// i couldn't hold that one back thats my bad gang /silly

. . snrk.

Are – . . Are you HIV Positive about that – ?

[ Sitting upside down, reading one of his comics, ] you look like the poster boy for Nerd Monthly. You get any residuals yet, Dee?

I dunno 'bout you guys, but I'm having, like, THE most normal night ever.

neeeeed first dibs on that sweet, sweet jupiter jim merch.

remind me to buddy up to max, like, immediately.

Usagi, grabbing the others attention.

"Heeeey, 'Sagi! Over here, Cottontail ~ !"

spit.

Once lead to the table, he sits, Ōdachi hidden off to the side. He won't be needing it tonight.

As he glances around, his eyes land on . . Usagi.

" / Oh, woah, /" he murmurs in a daze, stunned for a good moment before remembering where and WHAT they're doing.

Jumping up, he waves at

to get a table at, after all.

Striding up to the hostess, he's quick to put on the charm, ignoring the flat look she gives until he FINALLY tells her the name of the reservation. 'Hamato'.

Finally, she thaws, humming out a joking remark about 'first date jitters?' that has him choking on his

First step: absolutely taken and NAILED. This is in the bag. He has GOT this.

Pulling put his Ōdachi, with one last deep breath, he traces a portal into the air. Stepping through into Chateau Prétenche, he silently thanks Mika once again for her help.

This place was nearly IMPOSSIBLE

art by zenb0ii on tumblr!

seemed excited at the idea of the date being tonight, and! And! His siblings toootally had a handle on everything!

Forcing a calm breath, followed by a smirk, Leo snatches up his phone, sending a quick text to Usagi.

📲: heeeey, cottontail !! u ready ??
📲: cause i know i am 😏

[ PICTURE. ]

Alright.

Alright, alright, / alright /. This is FINALLY the moment. Staring into the mirror, he takes a deep breath, forcing himself to calm and take the 'face man' personality he ALWAYS falls back on.

He looks good. Great, even! He and Mika REALLY outdid themselves, truly! Usagi even

( Eugheee, boy, ( 💧 ) )

Yet another amaaaaazing pep talk, hermano. Real inspiring.

Can I say the same to you about you and Mona – ?

// back to work 😋

((JAZZY YOU CAN'T BE HITTIN MY HEART DIRECTLY IN ITS LIFE POINTS LIKE THIS IM TAKING PHYSICAL AND PSYCHIC DAMAGE

nothing bad ever happens to leonardo! ( 💪 )

// IM SO EXCIGRD TOO ITS GONNA BE SOOO PEAK

// dont check my latest 🥰 /silly

( @portalchopped.bsky.social , referring to @samurabbit.bsky.social .]

// debby ryan hair tuck.