⚠︎┊ 𝗖𝗔𝗦𝗦.

// rewatching the second bayverse tmnt movie bc im so full of whimsy

// NOW 😈 ABOUT TO BE OMW HOME

// GRAAAGHHHHHH

// SO CLOSE TO FREEDOM

[ Absolutely nabbing his most comfortable clothes. He always chooses the FANCY fabrics. ]

[ Half an hour later, she strolls back into the living room wearing his sweatpants and a random hoodie, toweling her pink hair. ]

Dude, you guys shower is DIVINE. I'm so jealous every time I use it.

that's so cool hey where'd you get all the blood from and can i possibly have a turn with whatever activity it was legal or not i don't care

totally 'borrowing' some of your clothes, see you in a bit!

[ Dashing off before he can properly process so she can nab some clothes and have a shower. ( ✨️ ) ]

Oh, so HE gets an excuse to be gross, but I HAVE to shower?

[ Her tone is entirely playful, no ill will to be found as she rounds the corner. Only to poke her head from around the corner with a mischievous grin. ]

Divine, wonderful, I'll drink whatever potion you hand me, by the way, I'm

hey you come here often or what

// FUNNIEST POSSIBLE SHIP. EATING IT

// obligatory "my ships are open" post bc i love putting cass in situations

I dunno, some of you seem questionable sometimes. You seen Leonardo lately?

[ Chuckling to herself, she makes her way towards the bathroom. She knows the lair well enough by now. ]

I could be one HELL of a loyal dog. ( ✨️ ) I already like to bite, anyways. What's a lil' fur?

Says the sewer dweller, [ she snorts, waving a hand. ]

Nah, I figured I'd roll around on all your furniture and stuff and spread my new scent. [ Playful sarcasm! ]

// / BRAINS AND BRAWNS DUO / !!!!!!

uh. the inside.

which side of the dumpster ?

[ looks around. ]

think i just woke up in a dumpster again. somehow.

// THE CASS DONNIE BESTIESHIP LIVES ON. ALL I DO IS WIN

// LEAVE SOME FOR ME ?!?!?!

// AFTER WORK IM TOTALLY FREE FOR IT !!

// i have to remember to differentiate my two cass accounts i cant make her thirst tweet abt leo over here or mention her bestie donnie /lh

// if im obsessed with cass someone has to be obsessed with mona ive chosen you to carry my flame

// EAT UP EVERYONE

// smiles very wide and thumbs up i am very unwell about cassandra jones /lh

// babe wake up new cass lore dropped

START DIGGIN IN MY BUTT TWIN ( 🗣 )

damn my ass itch

- why WOULDN'T someone agree with you ? ! I LOVE wrath month! ( ✨️ )

The ONE time I can be insane!

YEAAAGGHHHHHH

// i need to do more with cass ive missed her so much my deranged beast