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Jesse Tschopp

@chopontop.bsky.social

Geek stuff (Star Wars, video games, horror, fantasy, sci fi). He/Him. P.S. I smell like coffee and awesome.

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If you haven't watched the Rogue One prequel series ANDOR, do yourself a favor and start it ASAP.

10.08.2025 03:31 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Watched ROGUE ONE with my wife today. We had a ball. Wish I'd seen it in a theater. It has what so many action pictures lack: a beating heart.

09.08.2025 23:01 β€” πŸ‘ 5638    πŸ” 277    πŸ’¬ 301    πŸ“Œ 37

Tales of the Shire

10.08.2025 03:30 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The Animatrix is absolutely worth your time and still gives me a glimmer of hope for more stories in The Matrix

08.08.2025 02:27 β€” πŸ‘ 66    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Look up on YouTube a video for bacon fat washing bourbon, then do it, and make yourself a smoked, bacon Manhattan. You won’t regret it.

08.08.2025 01:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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07.08.2025 21:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes! AND you’ll appreciate just how much work it is to create something. And then maybe you won’t be so ridiculously critical of other people’s work.

07.08.2025 20:32 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*four of them, not four minutes

07.08.2025 20:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I like two minute trailers, but no more than four.

07.08.2025 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

True story.

07.08.2025 02:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel like I’m like six years behind this decade 🀣

07.08.2025 02:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If you see this, quote this post with a title screen that's iconic to you.

07.08.2025 02:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve seen exactly three 2025 releases so far, and I’d only put one (Superman) in my Top 5 of 2025 🀣

07.08.2025 02:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve been wanting them to merge forever, but I wanted Disney+ to merge into Hulu because I find Hulu’s UI far superior to Disney’s, which is cluttered at best.

06.08.2025 23:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel like we’re living in a delayed version of John Titor’s world line.

06.08.2025 22:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What I’m trying to do is have my friend Adam bring over his skid loader with auger attachment so I don’t have to actually dig any holes, but the storm gods are having none of it.

06.08.2025 22:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes and I stand by it.

Trump is just an old fat man wondering around on the roof of the White House.

06.08.2025 22:11 β€” πŸ‘ 4935    πŸ” 961    πŸ’¬ 221    πŸ“Œ 49

Much like the results in their AI search, I don't believe them.

06.08.2025 18:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It really is.

06.08.2025 17:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If I have to explain to you why it's a bad idea to use a machine that makes shit up 15-80% of the time AND destroys the environment AND contributes to rising fascism and genocide AND puts brilliant skillful creatives out of work by stealing their work, then we're already speaking different languages

06.08.2025 01:01 β€” πŸ‘ 17574    πŸ” 6304    πŸ’¬ 151    πŸ“Œ 171

I’d prefer Disney be integrated into Hulu, because Hulu has a better interface for finding newly added titles.

06.08.2025 14:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Me, yesterday: 20% chance of storms tomorrow. Fingers crossed they don’t happen so I can dig post holes for my fence.

Me, today, upon waking to storms: Of course.

06.08.2025 12:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t worry: it originated with Daniel RPK, and he isn’t known for getting Star Wars scoops right.

06.08.2025 01:12 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Every reputable expert I know considers mRNA vaccine technology to be one of the most revolutionary advances in medicine in our lifetimes. Its inventors won the Nobel Prize in 2023. Shutting it down now is pointless self-harm to humanity.

05.08.2025 22:54 β€” πŸ‘ 18071    πŸ” 6781    πŸ’¬ 558    πŸ“Œ 289
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Also, Lucasfilm, I’m just saying that this villain could bump into a certain droid called Huyang if he’s still alive…

05.08.2025 22:03 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Somehow Palpatine has returned?

05.08.2025 21:57 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€˜Star Wars: Starfighter’: Matt Smith Lands Villain Role In New Lucasfilm Pic Starring Ryan Gosling Matt Smith joins Ryan Gosling in the Lucasfilm movie Star Wars: Starfighter.

Deja Vu

deadline.com/2025/08/star...

05.08.2025 21:55 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2

My sources verify this.

05.08.2025 17:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Gramps got out again

05.08.2025 17:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2075    πŸ” 275    πŸ’¬ 216    πŸ“Œ 40

I’m done. Just…done.

04.08.2025 23:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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