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Female Patrick Bateman

@undefinedowl.bsky.social

long borzoi, small brain - 18+ - NSFW - 24 - she/her πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ - buppy brained - aerodynamic honey - funniest person this side of the Fulda Gap - pfp: @midnide.bsky.social‬ loving wife of: @pandoroo.bsky.social‬ πŸ’œ art acc: @dogmilkgirldog.bsky.social

145 Followers  |  274 Following  |  1,557 Posts  |  Joined: 05.05.2024  |  1.9788

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Post image 15.10.2025 15:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

inject her with monster energy. watch her yap on about nerdy hobbies for hours, bounce all over the place, rub her snout in your crotch if you let her and oh, only say "wanna go outside", "catch", "ball", "treat" or "scratches" if you are aware of the consequences

15.10.2025 15:43 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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gathering an army of little he/hims, they/thems and she/hers here so that they can all call me mommy/big sister

15.10.2025 12:31 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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you couldn't possibly annoy me πŸ«‚πŸ’œπŸ’œπŸ’œ

15.10.2025 12:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I wanna do this to @dilfkink.kindboys.online 's long ass borzoi snoot and then maybe put my own against it length wise, staring into each other's eyes to get the kin connection going like bro i know what you are i wanna let u know that mommy still got ur gay lil faggy ass back

15.10.2025 07:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Me having my paws on my plush bees throat

Me having my paws on my plush bees throat

I also have a plush best friend. Her name is Bienie. I've been taking care of her since I was a little kid (and no i didn't fuck her once, she's holy to me) she just gets into unfortunate circumstances some times. Also dw she's consenting to this.

15.10.2025 07:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

daddy do you mind if princess freaks it white boy style?

03.10.2025 12:00 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ«‚πŸ’œ

15.10.2025 07:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Trying to go into my brainless puppy asmr zone but getting violently ripped out of it when i hear "good boy" after i missed the m4m in the title

15.10.2025 00:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Im cold. And not only that, im thin and long. My body produces little heat, but gives off too much because of my fucked volume to surface ratio. Can someone keep me warm please

15.10.2025 00:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

not t4t but i have that with my husband cus i can trust him fully, he lets me explore, we fit each other's needs and he's as much of a freak as i am :3 he's the first partner i had after transitioning and i couldn't wish for more ^w^

15.10.2025 00:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a dog with the words feel that that 's true on it ALT: a dog with the words feel that that 's true on it
15.10.2025 00:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
House MD staring at the camera

House MD staring at the camera

"have you tried being t4t and dating someone your own age?"

no! healthy, age-appropriate relationship with someone who understands him will kill patient!

he needs toxic age gap chaser dl trade to live

27.09.2025 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

lots of new people following me recently, i also have an art account if you wanna check it out! :3
@dogmilkgirldog.bsky.social

14.10.2025 23:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i love my borzoi self and you should as well

14.10.2025 23:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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not feeling it

14.10.2025 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 191    πŸ” 41    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

dont get yourself down gay boy

14.10.2025 23:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
KYUUOKU Oc(only)tober 2025 with only my OC :
holding a cup of coffee and reaching out to us with the "watermulon cup"

KYUUOKU Oc(only)tober 2025 with only my OC : holding a cup of coffee and reaching out to us with the "watermulon cup"

OC (only) tober #4 v2- Flo Autumn πŸΊπŸ‰πŸ‚
( I made a mistake on the label that doesn't represent my values. It may be a small changement but it can save lives )

14.10.2025 19:23 β€” πŸ‘ 307    πŸ” 71    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
A sketch of Esther pouring creamer into a coffee mug while wearing an apron and her head pointing down.

A sketch of Esther pouring creamer into a coffee mug while wearing an apron and her head pointing down.

Small study that came out eh 🎨

14.10.2025 19:19 β€” πŸ‘ 397    πŸ” 80    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
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Mal0 but Clippy?
1/2

14.10.2025 18:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1206    πŸ” 223    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 1
patrick bateman and kobeni

patrick bateman and kobeni

me after 2 years of character building and 5 months of hrt with my non-biny bottom bestie at the function

14.10.2025 19:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
me with bangs

me with bangs

also it's still long in the back, just tied up in the photo cus my neck is long and grabbable

14.10.2025 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
me with bangs

me with bangs

cut myself some bangs (don't mind the resting bitch face)

14.10.2025 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

it’s okay, we can be unemployed and unable to conceive together <3

14.10.2025 16:47 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

bitches go crazy for me cus i tweet so good

14.10.2025 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

im glad uvu

14.10.2025 17:51 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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