Countess Snackula

My brother won't eat hospital food and asked for fish, chips, peas and a carton of gravy... TWELVE ENGLISH POUNDS. Nearly ended up in ozzy myself.

Thanks for all the nice comments on this. But I’m genuinely looking for people who could do with a lift up, mow the lawn, paint a wall, do a big shop, as long as I’m helping someone who needs it, then it’s a better use of my time than box sets!

Please share & DM if you or anyone else need a hand 💙

Cannot wait for this 🎈

Cannot get my head around why anyone would want to eat mince pies.

Dirty bastards.

New Yorkers are taking no shit ✊🏻

Ah, the voice of experience!

Men are weird creatures.

Photo of a dog at a No Kings protest in The Netherlands, wearing a sight that says "I pee on fascists".

Dogs are naturally #Antifa no training needed.

For whoever needs to hear it, you matter more than you know.

World Menopause day. I know it's the butt of many jokes, but it would help us all if people were more educated about it. I'd be much less homicidal for a start. @allontheboard.bsky.social

I was unsure myself, but it was a religious experience. Genuine 10/10, would recommend.

I know I'm a wrong'un, but it feels so right.

🤣🤣

I could melt the entirety of the potato products section with one hot flush.

Perimenopause makes you do strange things kid 🤣

It was ONE TIME.

You're welcome! £34 a pair apparently. The world's gone mad.

Disclaimer: other colours and textures are available. I saw them by accident and wanted to bleach my mind. Enjoy!

So, people, who are able to vote, breed and make important decisions, are removing their pubic hair and buying Kim Kardashian's 'synthetic pubic hair panties'. They've actually sold out.
What a time to be alive.

If, by fug, you mean 8 hours of undisturbed sleep and for everyone to fug off... Absolutely!

a man with a beard wearing a gump hat is standing in front of a group of people walking down a road . ALT: a man with a beard wearing a gump hat is standing in front of a group of people walking down a road .

I am not built for 12 hour days.

Gonna try to fit in some reading in between life changing disasters.

Who needs a social life when Maggie Fu will deliver a succulent Chinese meal and Strictly is on?

Oh, my little echo chamber is sound! When I see something I don't like, I do this mad thing where I just scroll past, have a sensible conversation or unfollow. Crazy times.

If anyone else got it, they didn't speak up! Followed back 😉

I was not ready for those lights 🤣 those two were so brave and Zara definitely needs a job in television!

Sleepout done! Lights on at 5am can fuck right off though 🔫 really made me think about how vulnerable rough sleepers are. I was safe, fed and watered, so many aren't. Thank you so much to everyone who donated, you are all amazing 💙

Thank you 😊 I've taken three layers off so far 🤣

Thank you so much 💙 it's not too cold so far, and they fed us!