Imagine deleting a tweet after Schumer owns you online
23.02.2026 05:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@alexandermarks.bsky.social
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Imagine deleting a tweet after Schumer owns you online
23.02.2026 05:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Public, Serve Us.
23.02.2026 01:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Maybe Kash thinks Nancy Guthrie is in Italy or at the bottom of that beer bottle?
23.02.2026 00:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0FBI Director Salt Bae over here π
22.02.2026 21:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0No one hates Americans more than trump and his goons
22.02.2026 15:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Dems should be demanding these refunds come from ICE's budget
21.02.2026 00:15 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's been a hard week, let's watch a lunatic pedophile convicted of various crimes totally lose his shit on TV.
20.02.2026 19:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0america is a place where the president illegally demolishes the economy for a year before the wizard council decides he wasnβt supposed to do that
20.02.2026 15:32 β π 1963 π 532 π¬ 19 π 2Well, there's definitely a father/son resemblance.
20.02.2026 00:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ya know what I miss?
Standard definition TV
Maybe the constitution doesnβt explicitly say Congress shall allow no war to be started by a sex criminal to distract from his sex crimes, but I feel like thatβs in there in spirit.
19.02.2026 18:55 β π 372 π 57 π¬ 12 π 0"We spread the highest quality of sheets. People come up to me, they say, βSir, these are the softest sheets weβve ever felt spread across the bed.β Incredible thread count. Nobodyβs ever seen thread count like this." - trump on being a spreadsheets guy.
18.02.2026 16:51 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Have to imagine itβs probably cleaner to do coke off a toilet than whatever this is
18.02.2026 03:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0RFK Jr.: βTime In Hot Cars Helps Babies To Sweat Out Toxinsβ
RFK Jr.: βTime In Hot Cars Helps Babies To Sweat Out Toxinsβ https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-time-in-hot-cars-helps-babies-to-sweat-out-toxins/
17.02.2026 16:00 β π 11188 π 2112 π¬ 467 π 253Two dollars isnβt serious. Nevadaβs future is.
Seriously, pass the plan. #NVLeg
Twitter is down? Could you imagine such a world?
16.02.2026 15:46 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You can replace "right" with 'white" and it still means the same thing to her.
14.02.2026 16:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βOnly those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly.β - Robert F. Kennedy
βThat toilet seat would look great with some cocaine on it.β
- Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
Firing a pilot for forgetting her blankie :(
13.02.2026 16:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0On Capitol Hill today, NSEA met with our federal delegation to defend public education and protect students. We opposed dismantling the Department of Education and raised concerns about ICE and DHS actions impacting our schools. Accountability, civil rights, and student safety must come first.
12.02.2026 22:20 β π 4 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0I wouldnβt hire this guy to clean cocaine off a toilet seat and trump made him head of HHS
12.02.2026 20:40 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If the DOW is below 50,000, does Bondi investigate pedophiles now?
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