Alexander Marks

oh ok, so trump is a super duper mega pedophile.

You're looking at cucumber boy. As in, ''cool as a.'

something something metaphor something something

Hegseth no longer the drunkest on staff.

Maybe, just maybe people would stop asking you about the Epstein files so much if you stopped telling everyone every single day you’d pardon convicted sex offenders and traffickers

Lordy, is there a sex offender trump isn’t considering giving a pardon to?

A democratic presidential candidate could net 20% of the electorate just by promising to bulldoze the shit out of this concrete with union labor.

"Her numbers were wrong," says the felon convicted of 34 counts of falsifying business records.

All good things are good because trump...

All bad things are bad because Biden...

if i were a pro-trump financial type i might view the destruction of reliable government data with the kind of anger and apprehension that might lead me to reevaluate my politics, but then if i’m a financial guy throwing my weight behind strongman rule, i’m already too stupid to breathe

73,000 is low. For context, the Minnesota Twins traded away 74,000 players just yesterday.

How embarrassing for the Review Journal to recycle a news story from 2 months ago like it’s new just to cover for John Fisher who said today that his (imaginary) publicly funded stadium now costs over $2B.

Lombardo's $2 increase to education funding is a de facto education cut. Meanwhile, his buddy trump makes back-to-school supplies more expensive for students, families, and educators.

Athletics owner John Fisher confirms Las Vegas ballpark cost rises again, exceeding $2 billion Athletics owner John Fisher revealed the team's Las Vegas ballpark cost has risen once again, exceeding $2 billion.

"Fisher didn’t indicate how the cost increase would be funded."

With this imaginary stadium approaching the same cost as The Sphere, #SchoolsOverStadiums may not even need a referendum.

Not even a throwaway line like "while funds were frozen, they are thawed! No disruptions! Anywho, back to SB460 and how it's going to be a disaster in several ways..."

I know I have high expectations for folks (shame on me), but it's wild that there was not a single mention of trump illegally freezing $61M in federal education funds during the Superintendent's or the President's Report. Seems like something worth mentioning since they last met, I don’t know.

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Laughable a teachers “union” invites the trump supporting governor to their event. Dude supports dismantling the Department of Education, ignored the plan to fully fund schools, vetoed school meals for kids, and supports vouchers. Proximity to power matters more than actually believing in anything.

Let's not forget that this seat was vacant because Islamaphobic Democrats wouldn't let Biden's appointee be confirmed. And Schumer let the clock run out.

the republican party is a criminal conspiracy against the american republic

Secretary Cheddar Bob over here

<Votes to buy a stadium for a billionaire. Votes to build Hollywood a new studio. Votes to increase education funding by just two bucks while sitting on nearly $2B in reserves>

"My finger is on the pulse of the community"

Funny seeing NV democrats who pushed and voted for a $1.65B Hollywood Handout say things like “I think Democrats in Nevada and nationwide are a little more clear-eyed in terms of what our objective is and should be, and that’s just to help people with the day-to-day issues that they face”

One of the first things I wanted to see at Wrigley last week. Nothing like watching WGN to see him play while Harry Caray was on the call.

"I never had the privilege of going to the pedophile island" is some solid message discipline.

Dudes hiding all of the Epstein files under whatever that mess is

President Smails