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Looks like complete dogshit thanks

Paper print of The Onion on a pink comforter with a blue Padres hat.

Got my first print copy of @theonion.com. Happenings in America are finally starting to make more sense.

Why Are There Suddenly So Many Car Washes? Fueled by private equity and a subscription-based business model, the auto wash industry is flooding the US with new outlets. Some towns and cities have had enough.

Why are there FIVE car washes around me? Maybe because private equity loves them.

www.bloomberg.com/news/feature...

Nicholas Hoult on embracing darker roles in his 30s:

"[Daniel Kaluuya and I] always said that our 20s were for figuring things out and trying things, and then when you get into your 30s as an actor is when things get really interesting character-wise"

#NicholasHoult #DanielKaluuya

WATCH: An ICE agent pushes away a home security camera as she approaches a house.

This is what a police state looks like.

WHEN THE HELL ARE THEY GOING TO RELEASE THE COMPLETE, GODDAMN EPSTEIN FILES????? 🤨

Ima post some absolutely delectable puppy slop tonight!

Stay tuned cuties~..

Reform campaign for Farage’s Clacton seat was a ‘juggernaut’, say candidates Defeated Tory and Labour rivals describe force of Reform ‘machine’ as police assess claims of overspending

So, Farage who’d previously failed 7 times to be an MP, decided that in Clacton he’d rely on his old Brexit friends - cheating (and racism) - to get him his win.
With millions now pouring into Reform, it’s beyond time to properly investigate this grubby little man
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

This is awesome. Print is such a good way to get around a bunch of distribution (and surveillance!) mechanisms that seem otherwise mandatory in this very gross economy. It is really nice to see it spelled out like this.

It works great for us, and it'll work great for other places!

Milly Alcock on watching the ‘SUPERGIRL’ teaser for the first time:

“It’s so weird, in the best way. Really surreal seeing everyone’s work come together.”

#Supergirl #MillyAlcock

Trump threatens Mexico with even higher tariffs | CNN Business President Donald Trump on Monday said Mexico was treating America’s farmers unfairly, and he threatened the country with his favorite weapon in his economic war chest: Higher tariffs.

President Donald Trump said Mexico was treating America’s farmers unfairly, and he threatened the country with his favorite economic weapon: Higher tariffs.

FBI Making List of American “Extremists,” Leaked Memo Reveals Are you on Trump's naughty list?

🚨Pam Bondi just ordered the FBI to compile a list of American "extremists" and to establish a bounty fund to reward tipsters, per DOJ memo leaked to me: www.kenklippenstein.com/p/leak-fbi-l...

In their last poll, Yale Polling drew national attention for documenting the rightward shift among young voters in 2024.

Just seven months later, young Americans are now leading the charge against the Trump administration.

He has been asked about this multiple times and said he would do it. But this time a black female reporter asks him the question, so it gets answered much differently. bsky.app/profile/acyn...

Q - You said 5 days ago you were going to release the video of the second strike. Can we get an update on that?

Trump - You are a terrible, horrible nasty low-IQ woman and the worst reporter ever working for a terrible company! I never said that! Now you get nothing, fake news!

Are farmers going to be on welfare for all 4 years of this Trump term, or just for 3 years like the first Trump term?

We get you like voting for government handouts, but we are $38 trillion in debt.

This is when I knew Xi was going to take this babbling fool to the cleaners, and us in the process.

The Golden Age of Dipshittery.

Ryan Coogler, Chase Infiniti, Joachim Trier, Amy Madigan react to Golden Globe nominations The Golden Globes nominees have been announced, featuring a diverse group of top names from film and television.

"Professionally I’m married to cinema, and this movie felt like I was renewing my vows, if that makes sense," said Ryan Coogler, the director of "Sinners," upon learning of the film's Golden Globe nominations. Follow for more reactions from nominees.

New clip from ‘GREENLAND 2: MIGRATION’

In theaters January 9.

#Greenland2 #GerardButler

McDonald's drops fully AI-generated Christmas ad ‘IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR’.

The studio behind it reveals seven sleepless weeks crafting prompts and refining shots - insisting "AI didn't make this film. We did."

Comments are disabled on YouTube amid backlash.

#McDonalds

JUST IN: U.S. ground beef prices just hit their highest level ever.

Great job, Donald

DOGE Isn’t Dead. Here’s What Its Operatives Are Doing Now Contrary to popular reports, DOGE has “burrowed into the agencies like ticks,” government sources tell WIRED.

Contrary to popular reports, DOGE has “burrowed into the agencies like ticks,” government sources tell WIRED.

Ro Khanna on Trump pardoning Democratic Rep. Henry Cuellar: "We need to abolish the pardon power…It's something that the president is abusing…It was an abuse with Rep. Cuellar. And I say this as someone who has worked with Rep. Cuellar, the president shouldn't be pardoning."

Know your rights. Protect your neighbors.

New York is — and always will be — a city for all immigrants.

Controversial appointee rocks FDA like "an atom bomb," scientists there say The Trump administration's elevation of Dr. Tracy Beth Høeg to lead a high-profile office within the Food and Drug Administration is raising alarm among multiple senior FDA officials.

The Trump administration's elevation of a vaccine skeptic to lead a high-profile office within the Food and Drug Administration is raising alarm among multiple senior FDA officials, who told CBS News the appointment will harm the agency's reputation as a reliable steward of the nation's drug supply.

September 17, 2024.

March 29, 2023.

Hegseth reversed the policy Mark Esper put in place in 2020, which was designed to prevent “discrimination, prejudice, and bias in all ranks.” Hegseth wants to know what they look like when these decisions are made.

Just wait until you get to the part where they talk about how they terrorized his late wife into suicide.