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@kylelauren.bsky.social

3-day Jeopardy! champ // 14,379-day Jeopardy! non-champ and counting // ELEPHANTS ARE PERFECT AND DON’T NEED SKIN CARE // she/her

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Vote for Sloane to win $20,000, learn from Jeff Corwin, and appear in a Ranger Rick magazine! Sloane Is The Rare Kid Who Actually Prefers Outdoor Time To Screens! She Is Obsessed With Animals (especially Snakes) And LOVES Hiking!

Only a few more hours to get Sloane back in 1st and through to the semifinals!

jr-ranger.org/2025/sloane-...

10.07.2025 22:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Vote for Sloane to win $20,000, learn from Jeff Corwin, and appear in a Ranger Rick magazine! Sloane Is The Rare Kid Who Actually Prefers Outdoor Time To Screens! She Is Obsessed With Animals (especially Snakes) And LOVES Hiking!

Every time Sloane crawls back up to 1st, the kid in 2nd overtakes her again. We’d LOVE if she made the semi-finals so please vote again today if you haven’t yet!

jr-ranger.org/2025/sloane-...

09.07.2025 23:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Vote for Sloane to win $20,000, learn from Jeff Corwin, and appear in a Ranger Rick magazine! Sloane Is The Rare Kid Who Actually Prefers Outdoor Time To Screens! She Is Obsessed With Animals (especially Snakes) And LOVES Hiking!

My daughter made the Quarterfinals (top 1%) in Jeff Corwin’s Jr Ranger competition - please vote for her to make the semis - it’s free!!

jr-ranger.org/2025/sloane-...

07.07.2025 03:41 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Vote for Sloane to win $20,000, learn from Jeff Corwin, and appear in a Ranger Rick magazine! Sloane Is The Rare Kid Who Actually Prefers Outdoor Time To Screens! She Is Obsessed With Animals (especially Snakes) And LOVES Hiking!

Feel like helping a potential Junior Ranger move on to the next part in a contest! Please vote for Sloane. She is @kylelauren.bsky.social's amazing daughter.

26.06.2025 19:35 — 👍 1    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

Thank you!!

26.06.2025 19:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We all got ours eventually but it took over an hour with near constant glitching

24.04.2025 05:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

In 2025, we can send Katy Perry to space but we can’t successfully organize a video game console preorder drop 👍

24.04.2025 04:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Me when my 6yo pilots Smuggler’s Run #DisneyWorld

15.04.2025 00:00 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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March reading wrap up! #booklight #booktok

03.04.2025 02:51 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If you are not appropriately enthusiastic about your item’s value on Antiques Roadshow, it should be confiscated immediately.

20.02.2025 05:39 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A screen shot of three 3-person teams appearing on Pop Culture Jeopardy on Amazon Prime December 25th. Teams featured are The Bay Hive, Andy Dick Tracy Morgan Freeman, and Pasta La Vista.

A screen shot of three 3-person teams appearing on Pop Culture Jeopardy on Amazon Prime December 25th. Teams featured are The Bay Hive, Andy Dick Tracy Morgan Freeman, and Pasta La Vista.

Do you have Christmas plans? No? Great, watch me and my smart friends Chris and Matt on #PopCultureJeopardy, thanks!!

13.12.2024 02:15 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It somehow did not even register to me that that was MATT Matt 🤦🏻‍♀️

13.12.2024 02:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I could never be a Real Housewife because it requires a commitment to constantly leaving the house and visiting your friends that I just don’t have in me

21.11.2024 18:36 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Few things irritate me as much as an SNL audience groaning at a Weekend Update joke that skewers conservatives. There is literally no such thing as going too far when it’s about those absolute jackholes. Get it together, people

20.11.2024 19:43 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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What’s next? Puck for Housing and Urban Development? 🙄

19.11.2024 04:25 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

As divided as we are as a nation, I’m so glad we can all come together in agreement that Jake Paul deserves to get knocked into next century.

16.11.2024 05:22 — 👍 15    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 1

That would be a fun grand finale

16.11.2024 05:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Maybe we’ll get lucky and he’ll bite off all 4 ears

16.11.2024 04:56 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Just got home, is Logan Paul dead yet?

16.11.2024 04:30 — 👍 16    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

New display name just dropped

29.09.2023 01:29 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Listening to NFL players introduce their favorite Disney songs on SiriusXM Disney Hits this weekend has been so wholesome and precious 🥹

24.09.2023 19:52 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
a miata parked in a parking lot with a greenish-teal paintjob and cherry blossoms painted on in the style of Arizona Iced Tea with Ginseng and Honey's packaging

a miata parked in a parking lot with a greenish-teal paintjob and cherry blossoms painted on in the style of Arizona Iced Tea with Ginseng and Honey's packaging

what if we kissed in the arizona green tea with ginseng and honey miata

21.08.2023 15:25 — 👍 2811    🔁 680    💬 46    📌 47

Today sucked and Mercury’s not even official retrograde until Wednesday. RUDE.

21.08.2023 23:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

MAKE ROOM FOR THE REST OF US

19.08.2023 19:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What do we call tweets over here? Because I’m going to use my first one to complain that I went to settle in with Red, White, & Royal Blue on Prime and it’s UNAVAILABLE???

19.08.2023 03:44 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

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