ketchup & seemingly Kyle

ketchup & seemingly Kyle

@kylelauren.bsky.social

3-day Jeopardy! champ // 14,379-day Jeopardy! non-champ and counting // ELEPHANTS ARE PERFECT AND DON’T NEED SKIN CARE // she/her

251 Followers 243 Following 23 Posts Joined Aug 2023
8 months ago
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Vote for Sloane to win $20,000, learn from Jeff Corwin, and appear in a Ranger Rick magazine! Sloane Is The Rare Kid Who Actually Prefers Outdoor Time To Screens! She Is Obsessed With Animals (especially Snakes) And LOVES Hiking!

Only a few more hours to get Sloane back in 1st and through to the semifinals!

jr-ranger.org/2025/sloane-...

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8 months ago
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Vote for Sloane to win $20,000, learn from Jeff Corwin, and appear in a Ranger Rick magazine! Sloane Is The Rare Kid Who Actually Prefers Outdoor Time To Screens! She Is Obsessed With Animals (especially Snakes) And LOVES Hiking!

Every time Sloane crawls back up to 1st, the kid in 2nd overtakes her again. We’d LOVE if she made the semi-finals so please vote again today if you haven’t yet!

jr-ranger.org/2025/sloane-...

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8 months ago
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Vote for Sloane to win $20,000, learn from Jeff Corwin, and appear in a Ranger Rick magazine! Sloane Is The Rare Kid Who Actually Prefers Outdoor Time To Screens! She Is Obsessed With Animals (especially Snakes) And LOVES Hiking!

My daughter made the Quarterfinals (top 1%) in Jeff Corwin’s Jr Ranger competition - please vote for her to make the semis - it’s free!!

jr-ranger.org/2025/sloane-...

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8 months ago
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Vote for Sloane to win $20,000, learn from Jeff Corwin, and appear in a Ranger Rick magazine! Sloane Is The Rare Kid Who Actually Prefers Outdoor Time To Screens! She Is Obsessed With Animals (especially Snakes) And LOVES Hiking!

Feel like helping a potential Junior Ranger move on to the next part in a contest! Please vote for Sloane. She is @kylelauren.bsky.social's amazing daughter.

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8 months ago

Thank you!!

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10 months ago

We all got ours eventually but it took over an hour with near constant glitching

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10 months ago

In 2025, we can send Katy Perry to space but we can’t successfully organize a video game console preorder drop 👍

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11 months ago
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Me when my 6yo pilots Smuggler’s Run #DisneyWorld

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11 months ago
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March reading wrap up! #booklight #booktok

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1 year ago

If you are not appropriately enthusiastic about your item’s value on Antiques Roadshow, it should be confiscated immediately.

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1 year ago
A screen shot of three 3-person teams appearing on Pop Culture Jeopardy on Amazon Prime December 25th. Teams featured are The Bay Hive, Andy Dick Tracy Morgan Freeman, and Pasta La Vista.

Do you have Christmas plans? No? Great, watch me and my smart friends Chris and Matt on #PopCultureJeopardy, thanks!!

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1 year ago

It somehow did not even register to me that that was MATT Matt 🤦🏻‍♀️

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1 year ago

I could never be a Real Housewife because it requires a commitment to constantly leaving the house and visiting your friends that I just don’t have in me

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1 year ago

Few things irritate me as much as an SNL audience groaning at a Weekend Update joke that skewers conservatives. There is literally no such thing as going too far when it’s about those absolute jackholes. Get it together, people

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1 year ago
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What’s next? Puck for Housing and Urban Development? 🙄

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1 year ago

As divided as we are as a nation, I’m so glad we can all come together in agreement that Jake Paul deserves to get knocked into next century.

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1 year ago

That would be a fun grand finale

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1 year ago

Maybe we’ll get lucky and he’ll bite off all 4 ears

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1 year ago

Just got home, is Logan Paul dead yet?

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2 years ago

New display name just dropped

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2 years ago

Listening to NFL players introduce their favorite Disney songs on SiriusXM Disney Hits this weekend has been so wholesome and precious 🥹

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2 years ago
a miata parked in a parking lot with a greenish-teal paintjob and cherry blossoms painted on in the style of Arizona Iced Tea with Ginseng and Honey's packaging

what if we kissed in the arizona green tea with ginseng and honey miata

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2 years ago

Today sucked and Mercury’s not even official retrograde until Wednesday. RUDE.

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2 years ago

MAKE ROOM FOR THE REST OF US

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2 years ago

What do we call tweets over here? Because I’m going to use my first one to complain that I went to settle in with Red, White, & Royal Blue on Prime and it’s UNAVAILABLE???

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