Margaret Cho

I’m at the age when I even see a big d*ck 🍆 I have to pee afterwards. #menopause

They starve children to protect pedos.

I want a democrat to get bit by a zombie. I want a bloodthirsty, feral, hotheaded warrior creature who will stop at nothing to win. Where are my political animals who will fight tooth and nail for what is right? I’m sick of the high road. It’s gotten us here. We need a new route. A lowdown dirty one

Please let him die

My puss is so big it’s not lips it’s LOBES bitch.

He’s showing off about a cognitive test. That’s how dumb he is.

Christian churches should lose tax exempt status if they refuse to act Christlike

#nokings

The reason they fight so hard, loud, crazy, lying at every opportunity, exaggerating everything until it makes no sense - is that they know if they lose, they’re going to prison. We have to make sure they go there.

It really is the worst photo taken of anyone ever and it shows just how hated he truly is.

On the Time cover his face looks like a hot air balloon

If Jan 6 was all Antifa then why did you pardon them?

That he actually thought he’d win the Nobel Prize.

This is all to keep us from knowing he’s a pedof*le but the catch is - we already know he’s a pedof*le!

I love that places are not allowing ICE to use their bathrooms. They can shit their pants to be more like their Pedof*le in Chief.

He does not have plenary authority.

My girl with the gold eyes is Sarang, which is love in Korean. And my other girl with the blue eyes is Sacre Coeur which is sacred heart in French. And omg I’m so close to the nursing home now! 👵😂

Ice spice ironically had the perfect summation of ICE : you think you’re the shit but you’re not even the fart

No matter what I buy them, they just want the box it came in! #cats

ICE is going to raid the Super Bowl just so they can go to the Super Bowl

❤️❤️❤️

Hell yes!!!

What can we do to help the #trans community? #transisbeautiful #pride #lgbtq

I’m sitting on a plane next to a maga man in a gulf of ‘merica shirt. We are next to the lavatory. I took a liberal shit and flapped the door into our aisle to wave the smell over. It’s been 15 minutes and I still smell it. I’m sitting in it too but it’s worth the sacrifice. #resist #releasethefiles

For me, Turning Point is always going to be about Shirley MacLaine and Anne Bancroft.

Conservatives, please consult a bdsm professional because this need for dominance in public life is inappropriate. There’s children here. Nobody needs to see your kinks. You’re blaming and subjugating communities for your disgusting perversions and that’s a menace.

I want trans people to be safe. I’m holding you in my heart.

Baristas have nothing to do with this

They’re doing this because they’re weak.