melo

reads “sqq eating lbh’s ass”. gets so excited that i black out 🔥🔥☺️

if anyone in svsss should have erectile dysfunction it can only be either YQY or LBH 🙂‍↕️ it's so narratively funny either way - two guys with huge badass swords that want to kill them can't get it up

the way they chose to adapt this for the anime is so cool

bingqiu fumbled each other into a happy relationship and that’s why i love them

Obviously the #1 thing about this is, yes, you must always jork your Binghe but my second favorite thing is what this says about SQQ’s sexuality and relationship to his own dick

I stayed up later than intended but I’m gonna drop this WIP here and get some sleep.

JiuYuan comic thumbnails.

heathcliff #wutheringheights

Ta-daaaa!!! Ryan used the JP edition's Xin Mo, but Xiu Ya is the web novel design + the tassel from the JP edition. B)

QINGQIU'S MAGICAL COCKSLEEVE by todesesser Summary: A magical fleshlight connected to Shen Qingqiu's ass appears (and disappears) around Cang Qiong Mountain Sect. Everyone takes advantage. Part 1: Luo Binghe (skip straight to Part 2 if you dislike disciple-era Binghe smut). Part 2: Liu Qingge. Part 3: Yue Qingyuan. Part 4: Shang Qinghua. Part 5: OG Shen Qingqiu. Epilogue and Art. Notes: The Smut Wizard is courtesy of Dr. @isocrime and available whenever a person needs a ridiculously contrived Sex scenario.

Explicit. Archive Warning: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Fandom: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù Relationships: Luo Binghe/Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu, Liu Qingge/Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu, Shang Qinghua/Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu, Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu/Yue Qingyuan, Original Shěn Qīngqiū/Shěn Yuán | Shěn Qīngqiū Additional Tags: fleshlight, Cocksleeve, Crack, Smut Wizard, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, What even is consent? Only Airplane gets an A+ in consent class, Rape/Non-con Elements, Extremely Dubious Consent, accidental cocksleeve resurrection, the Smut Wizard did it, twitter thread, Masturbation, Shameless Smut, Porn with Feelings,Disciple era Luo Binghe.

QINGQIU'S MAGICAL COCKSLEEVE
10.1k, rated E
#svsss (underage) #bingqiu #cumplane #liushen #yueyuan #scumcum #jiuyuan #fic
🪄 Enchanted cocksleeve trope
🪄 Pre-IAC CQMS fuckfest
🪄 Everyone wants to fuck SY!SQQ
🪄 Read the tags
🪄 threadfic

🔗https://archiveofourown.org/works/39141945/chapters/97924866

happy bingqiu valentine's 💘

La criatura... #frankenstein

Written out text scribbled by sketches of Omegaverse anatomy ♂beta, no hole. Still sensitive tho Can still get hard but highly infertile ♀beta, hole! "clit" varies in size Beta anatomy can be encouraged to develop into Omega or Alpha anatomy but its a slow process. Does lead to less intense heats/ruts, still lower fertility.

Written out text scribbled by sketches of Omegaverse anatomy ♂ and ♀ omegas are mainly the same, main diff. is cock/clit size and breasts. Stays soft except during heats. Some omegas self-fuck to soothe heat pains! Omega stay hard ring! Can be used in the "Studding" Process! Omegas can wear knotting sleeves to help others through heats :)

Written out text scribbled by sketches of Omegaverse anatomy ♂ and ♀ Alphas look similar as well ♀Alphas may have larger breasts and vestigial labia folds soft knot (Illustration) Inflated (illustration) Underneath (move those marbles. yoink) The opening on an Alpha is near unusable unless repeatedly stimulated in a process called "bitching"

My omegaverse specbio headcanons! ✨

I think that everyone should have dual sexes for fun and that the secondary genders can be more fluid/changeable for enrichment. Omegaverse hrt or whatever
I'm just a fan of genderfuckery so 🎉enjoy sexy diagrams
#omegaverse

HAPPY HUALIAN VALENTINES TO ALL 🥰💖

[ #hualian #tgcf #fanart ]

Anakin has a fixation ( . )( . )
#obikin

HOW TO HIDE THE FACT THAT YOU HAVE A SECRET WIFE THIS VALENTINE'S DAY: A GUIDE by Anakin Skywalker #starwars #obikin

Step 1: Pre-empt the enemy (holonet news cycle) by creating a diversion.

The diversion ~

inside, by danmeichael. Reading about it, even watching porn, really didn't give an impression of how it would feel to do this. To touch here. Kyouji's body, his insides, where Satomi's index and middle finger have settled, are hot and wet and smooth and alive in the way someone's insides tend to be. satomi fingers kyouji and thinks a lot.

🏷️(???) fingering, satokyo, 1843(+), 900 words

go, my scarab. happy valentines day.
archiveofourown.org/works/79524096

angry mourning wife <3

happy valentine’s day~
#svsss

happy valentines let’s get sqq stuck in a wall

Happy Valentine's Day!!!
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#obikin #vaderwan

GuHH mentally re-evaluating how much I care about drawing binghe with curly hair I cannot simplify it for the life of me ;-;
Wip for now bc i need to sleeps
#svsss

I’m not like him. I’ll never be like him. #ff7

sometimes when i see shen yuan’s internal monologue having too much gen z slang i go no!!! let him be a millennial loser!!

anapaite got frosting on her titties and vester is staring at them. "beggin' your pardon, your highness, I couldn't help myself!" [i want to lick it off i want to lick it off i want to lick it off AAAAAA]

he is going to asplode

i need YQY in positions

Tianlang-jun week.
Day 2, Family.
Day 3, Trapped.

#svsss #tljweek #sairusb

svsss/bingqiu fanart: sqq holds tightly onto lbh's robes and his wild mane; a lock of sqq's hair slips from lbh's grasp "come back to me" <-- a plea spoken between bingqiu and also between me and my stamina and color sense

come back to me #svsss

a little addition

#svsss

Digital drawing of a green Veiltail Betta as Shen Qingqiu and a red and black Half Moon King Betta as Luo Binghe

Would you still love Bingqiu if they were Betta fish???? Fishies who Kissie instead of fighting??? Mwah mwah mwah 🐟🐟

#svsss #bingqiu

Commission for @thisintermezzo.bsky.social

Solis and River.
I had a lot of fun with this one.