Dr. Fresh Milk

I’d rather die

I miss him and I’m not being brave

Holy crap. At his town hall last night, Rep. Rich McCormick compared *his own constituents* who asked him tough and fair questions to January 6 insurrectionists

Don't get too close--the beast can't bite, but the whip of his tail can fell trees.

Everyone should read that lmao

Did any of u guys ever read that story in 7th grade English abt the Irish guy who sniped his brother and the one time he checked who he sniped it was his bro in the IRA

Coming online to say me and gabby should be dancing together rn

Children under 18 should only be allowed to use Windows 95 so they can learn how to solve constant problems and not click strange links.

Do any of yall also summon your dog into the bed to use her as a foot warmer or just me

Lmaoooo

Does anyone wish to stab me

Bad built butch body is one of the greatest reads of all time truly

I’m glad nazi salutes do seem to concern some people I guess but holy fuck ! Lmao

Sorry I don’t feel bad for mfs who need to see a full on nazi salute to see a problem with a fascist 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 there are very loud signs before that u fucking morons

I’m yearning horny style and I’m not being brave about it :(((((

Here I am, a factory worker enjoying his lunch in the North End of Boston on January 15, 1919. I’ve survived the influenza pandemic, I’m feeling good about life, and I’ve never been more confident I will not be swallowed up by a flood of liquid sugarcane extract

He wasn’t hung, he was HANGED bestie

We both smooch her on the cheek

Someone tell fka twigs eusexa is sooo so good for me

You can tell when I talk to my boo bc my will to live returns

An illustration of a group of bloody-mouthed people standing by a street post. A sign reads - Do you have nothing nice to say? Join us...

1. Sabotage public institutions.

2. Claim they don’t work efficiently.

3. Eliminate them.

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That’s the playbook.

In fairness, “you can make millions of individual molecules but there are 13 that you need but can’t make so let’s outsource their production to plants. Also, it’s actually 12…you can make one of the vitamins…as long as the sun’s rays touch your skin like you yourself are a plant” does sound fake.

"All these new apartment buildings... Yet so many people forced to sleep outside.."
Seen in Bellingham Washington

Me: I let you have the milk bc you’re growing, and I’m obese so I don’t need it
My son: soooo technically you’re still growing?

L M A A A A O O O O O O O O O O O O!!!!?!?!!!!!? GAGGED!!!!!! GOOPED EVEN!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

I wonder when the local boot lickers will realize they’re wrapping barbed wire around themselves

Who wants to take one for the team and assassinate rich men

Snake ride