Sandra Simonds

Out on the road
I don't see where I'm going

my students just told me about the Seinfeld wale album

i mean we give antidepressants to dogs

this isn’t vermont

weirdo carrying a gun in a craft store

will be in nyc next month …

“poeta nascitur, non fit,” quoth the despondent AI

i want to live in a remote cabin
thinks I on a weekly basis

def not the norm

i had no idea there are industries that value your intelligence & do not that you are weird af

yeah i’m a total karen bc if you don’t make my americano correctly i am def having a psychotic break

as they should

adjuncts and low paid instructors were always dealing with this problem…nothing has changed for them

student: how do you know chat wrote my poem?

me: 🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨

bc no one reads this…i’m supposed to interview lucinda williams & also job stuff 😢 omg killin me

I swear if I don’t work out a ton, I just waste away…going back to the gym 2 try 2 gain some kgs

anyway I loved college

friend from fsu asked me to be on a career panel for college students and they asked all the panelists if we did any extracurricular activities in college & i said “depends on what you mean by extracurricular“ & no one laughed

can you take me to the store
and then the bank?

But it don't snow here
It stays pretty green
I'm going to make a lot of money
Then I'm going to quit this crazy scene

the only God I have ever understood

when you dream about someone & they contact you the next morn

Hurricane Season, California

can you squeeze me into an empty page of your diary?

There are periods of life that get worse before they get much better. Sometimes change is forced on us. Be nimble and curious.

I am the student who shows up at 8am for office hours. Professor, I am sorry 🤣

this is where I talk to myself 😃

If you can train yourself to trade short term misery for long term positive outcomes, you might be able to write a book

like bringing owls to Athens

I literally only come on here to make fun of this platform. My son texts me he got a 97 on his history test and according to Alfred Adler, I’m not supposed to say “great job.”