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It's so confusing to me how people will say things like: "This is the album of the year- it has no skips!" like it's supposed to be an achievement to not have any bad songs? I've listened to probably over 1000 albums in my life with no songs I'd ever dream of skipping.

if you use default alts in fighting games I don't like you

I have now played Silksong for four straight days. It's difficult to describe what I felt through most of it, kinda like describing a dream you had to someone else. It's probably the best game I've ever played though, at least in terms of how it weaves (HA) everything together so neatly. Shaw.

I'm betting on GOG to not crash when Silksong releases. Don't let me down.

Drive (2011) is one of the worst/funniest movies I've ever seen

labubu is ugley

erm, I think you mean... fuck YEAH there's a playtest! #LastFlagForever

I thought #SummerGameFest was a real *Last Drag* but then @playlastflag.bsky.social was like #BOOM! Last Flag is coming 2026! It has characters! #WishlistingQuiteQuickly

finally, a game where Hide your flag, steal the enemy flag, run it back, then defend for a minute to win it. Wishlisted!

Elden Ring is weird. It's an open-world game, but the open world is a pretty-looking slog. Meanwhile, the linear legacy dungeons are probably the best content they've ever produced. Haligtree my beloved...

I was watching Bluey yesterday and it made me cry for the first time since I got diagnosed with depression well over a year ago. What a life-affirming show. Let Love In.

Started Elden Ring. Sincerely regret choosing the voice option that sounds like Grandpa Simpson.

most British thing I've ever seen

Just beat Bloodborne. Does the doll still love us, even if we're a worm?

idk there's so many copy-and-pasted sky islands with nothing on them, hard to choose.

played FF XIV for like 20 hours and didn't really think much of it. then I discovered the crafting system and now it's just over.

I think Penny is objectively the best feminine name ever invented. If your name is Penny I would like to say congratulations.

drink some coffy

how dare this platform dump a fistful of cilantro onto my discover feed? this is a hate crime.

speedruns with loads don't belong in 2025

Pardon my innocence as I have no experience with drugs, but does bong water really start boiling the second you put a lighter to it? That's how it seems on TV anyway.

you're finally Scandinavian 🥳

As a not-quite-well-adjusted autistic adult whose favorite pokémon happens to be Wailord, I'd just like to thank you for giving voice to many of the same grievances I had with TotK. We'll get through the disappointment one day, I'm sure. ✊

Bro they could've made these things just a *bit* more loyal.

Star Trek and Doctor Who are among the shows I'm convinced don't actually exist and people just make stuff up about as some collaborative inside joke.

Took me one try. JARlings sniff out secret Alex accounts like crazy goblins do valuable items.

Started going through the MCU movies because I love being 15 years late to all the media I consume. Everything up to the first Avengers has been mediocre-eh to mediocre-fine, but when the characters are brought together its genuinely impressive how much they still act like themselves. Feels organic.