Dork Academia otter

Last repost: I'm at the pie bakery
I'm at the punk club

I'm at the com-bin-ation pie bakery and punk club

I just learned there’s a combination pie bakery, bar, and punk club downtown, and if any of you knew and didn’t tell me, we’re fighting now.

I guess the MAGA face, man version is "dog that ate a couple bees"

"Say, did you order something to be sent here from Adobe Milling? it came on Friday"

so lol I guess part of her Christmas present will be EIGHT pounds of Anasazi beans if Mount Hope comes through.....

so lol I ordered my mom some bags of Anasazi beans from Adobe Milling online and I NEVER heard back, not even a confirmation, and I was like, ah, they're out of business (this was over a week ago)

so I ordered something similar from Mount Hope Wholesale

Tonight when I talked to her my mom asked me

....would make him an 11 in my book.

this is like one joke away from a "Skinner and the Superintendent" crossover

A Japanese-style (they have distinctive eye paint) fashion type doll with back-brushed brown hair, her expression does look a little "baked"

from Doll Tumblr: "New Doll Reaction Photo" (feat: this knockoff fashion doll)

I think her reaction is "lol I'm so high right now"?

spontaneous tears at this. I love this carol very deeply

I was NOT expecting the acoustics there to be that good!

We didn't have a movie projector....

(My parents did buy a VHS when I was a teen and I recorded a couple things off tv)

where are the 1A activists?

They’ll have to kill me first

They’d call Jesus an extremist

I remember my mom mixing dry powdered milk (reconstituted) half and half with fresh milk to save money in the 70s

I am grateful I have not (yet) had to resort to that

limited edition advent cereal! extra crunchy!

Grunz auf Deutsch.

(And German hens say "gak gak": ukgermanconnection.org/kids/find-ou...)

they don't want anyone to seem to be better at things than they are. It's like Harrison Bergeron - the deeply mediocre want to put a "boot" on the brain of those smarter than them

I didn't realize they were around here. I've only seen one of them - that one near Springfield, IL, and that only from a distance as I went north on the train

I had to look them up online to see what they were

Yes I know Sufjan Stevens is an artist that you either like or really hate and not all of his stuff on this hits for me but it's a nicer background sound than the silence of my empty house or reruns or bad news on tv

YouTube video by Sufjan Stevens The Official 2023 Sufjan Yule Log (All of Sufjan's Christmas music)

what I've been listening to this afternoon

www.youtube.com/watch?v=LH9x...

ALT text: the Pope (Pope Leo XIV), dressed in his white Pope vestments, meeting someone dressed as St. Nicholas in a long red robe, bishop's mitre, & a long white beard. The Pope is smiling slightly & shaking his hand. Off to the side there is a tiny slice of a figure all in black, possibly Krampus.

it was our word first and they can't have it

"Father, I crave the needles of plastic"

I await the announcement of the new Department of Lying Sciences, offering BS, MS, and Ph.D. degrees.

"Cats love you so much. But they will keep trying to eat plastic."

Not THAT evil

Based.

Photo of Morty the Voidcat, gazing enraptured at a lit-up Christmas wreath with candles on the table.

Close-up photo of Morty's golden eyes, filled with Christmas sparkles.

And here is my other grandchild, Morty the Void, experiencing Christmas wonder ✨😻✨

#CatsOfBsky #BskyCats #VoidCats #OneBraincell #YuleCat #TwinkleEyed