Maxwell was just an early bonesmasher
“I’m sure this red Starfleet uniform shirt they are issuing me doesn’t mean anything”
You KNOW the real purpose of this was to grab your sibling’s fries..
And an outlet to charge my phone
YESSS SEAT TO MYSELF AND ONLY A HALF HOUR LEFT
Come on down to Strip Club City
Where the drinks are watered but you can see some titty…
Enough people got off at Longview that I MAY have a seat to myself for the rest of the trip
The video has a laugh track if that makes a difference
Someone is watching videos on their phone with sound up; someone else is on the phone
Is this what Hell is like?
What about prayer in sex stores?
I mean: I have never used a chatbot but even five minutes talking about some non-work thing with a colleague or student makes me feel better
Duh.
And ofc a couple people who got on in Dallas or somewhere had their bags on the seat next to them
FINALLY on the bus, it’s super crowded
Bus is late :(
Too loud in here :(
And I have lived through 3/4 of all impeachments
Someone here is on hold trying to find out if Amtrak will accept a bicycle at Marshall and there’s a tinny version of “Does Anybody Know What Time It Is” coming out of the phone speaker (I wish they had earbuds)
🗣️
Little noodle!
Sure feels like it
Bus is supposedly due at 5:40
Oh no (laudatory)
It is its time!
I pray to God the frozen virus does not somehow get released
Yes I often expect to be left high and dry and have no help. I’m used to getting myself out of jams but this time it might be hard
Bus is on the way. I’m not the only one scheduled for it, so hopefully it does stop
I can has cheeseburger
Yeah his professor-at-Wharton’s description of him wasn’t wrong