kelsey

a woman in a white dress is standing with her arms outstretched in front of a field . ALT: a woman in a white dress is standing with her arms outstretched in front of a field .

Is there anything better than post gym and shower, clean sheets, and a glass of wine

The word “billionaire” and “preacher” should not be in the same sentence

Look, do I buy myself lots of little treats? Yes. Do I deserve them for putting up with me every day? Also a big yes.

Doechiii is so talented it’s crazy

First of all, what the fuck was that January

WHO DID THIS!

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree! 😍

Whenever I start to feel anxious I immediately have another coffee and scroll through the worst news imaginable on my phone and omg it does not help at all

I swear I'm not a messy eater and I rarely wear white... but EVERY TIME I WEAR WHITE I am given hot sauce or tomato sauce, and WITHOUT FAIL I get a teeny tiny drop on me 😭

I would love to see any politician state an attainable, doable goal in their campaign and then enact plans to accomplish said goal in 30 days.

Tired of hoping an elected official accomplishes 1/25 promised things and usually not even in their first term

Pooh, cussing

Accountability is so important to me. Nobody is perfect, but ain’t no way you about to convince me that my reaction to your actions is the problem.

Chappell Roan performing in Montreal

Chappell Roan performing in Montreal

Chappell Roan performing in Montreal

she truly is an angel
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The same dudes who fetishize the supposed lost strength and competence of their forefathers want computers to write their emails for them.

How tf did it jump so much in 24 hours?????

The word “billionaire” and “preacher” should not be in the same sentence

Trying to decide where to go after the TikTok ban

Never mind TikTok. Can we ban Linkedln.

I have an extremely loose theory that part of the success of SQUID GAME and SHOGUN is that by using subtitles they actually demanded that the audience pay attention in an age of distraction and TV shows made for people half-watching

I be so offended when people assume I would care about their business.

If you’re still using Twitter/Instagram/Facebook post TikTok ban I get it, but limit the data you share! Hit them where it hurts and stop letting them make money off your data. You can significantly send a message with this small act. #FuckBillionaires #TikTokBan

I will be in mourning on January 19th…I’m losing a friend 😭 #riptiktok

2016 this 2016 that

I miss 2021/2022. Artists were releasing bangers from lock down. Our favorite tv shows came back. Post Covid was a vibe.

What are the funniest accounts to follow on Blue Sky? I love the app but feel like I don’t laugh on here like I used to on Twitter

This is the most unhinged Amazon review of a tiny home lol