Jonathan Edward Durham

You just have to find somebody whose infodump schedule vibes with your hyperfixation calendar

Valid

EVERY relationship

Was that Bloom County?

Shoutout to Bill Watterson for wrapping those life lessons in some delicious cheese so my smooth little dog brain won’t reject them

I’m a huge Hemingway fan. I’ve read everything Faulkner, Joyce, Ellison, Twain, and Brontë have ever written. I even own the complete library Dickens collection, all 28 volumes. And do you know which books have taught me the most about life? Calvin and Hobbes.

The kids love a Colin Robinson gif

Like somebody who starts an argument for no reason or decides to interpret a joke in a hyper-specific way and then decides it’s your fault they’re a miserable person

Starting to see a huge uptick in energy vampires on this site, hoping it’s just the Halloween spirit but idk

Every relationship should ideally be composed of at least one person who secretly wants snacks, and at least one other person who will secretly buy those snacks

I would eat that

But we mustn’t
But we wants it

Life in 2025 is having full blown Gollum conversations with yourself about buying the more expensive toothpaste

Quick! What’s everyone reading this week?

I just need to see a million dogs cross a million paws and then that should fix me

Anyone who’s managed to stop smoking or drinking this year should be studied

My hunter/gatherer brain will not let me stop scrolling like what if I don’t have enough bad news to last the winter

Sometimes I wonder how we got here but then sometimes I think about when Blair Witch was released and a lot of us were like omg they FOUND this footage that’s so crazy

Well it's Sunday. And you know what happens on Sunday? Show-and-tell happens on Sunday! So show us something you made or found, somewhere you've been, something you're proud of, family, pets...anything neat, really! Go on Show us!

Sundays are for having a little cry

what do we want: DOPAMINE

when do we want it: WHEN THE CREAM CHEESE HITS

right but also what about: AND WHEN YOU HEAR THE THEME FROM GOLDEN GIRLS

okay but also there’s gotta be some more constructive: THAT NEW BOOK SMELL THO

Thanks for nothing Promethe…oh I get it now

Like we really fumbled this bad

Wild that all of this happened AFTER we all were issued little miracle devices that fit in our pockets and contain the sum total of all human knowledge

“I can’t deal with this shit right now”

- me, while dealing with this shit right now

It is okay to lie during a job interview because even if you *do* get the job, you’ve probably been lied to about it by the person who was interviewing you so serves both of you right I guess

You know, normal cat owner stuff

If you need me I'll be over here explaining to my cat that his paws are technically MINE and that I could get a fortune for paws like these on the black cat market, but I'll let him keep them for a little longer because I love him so that's why he should be grateful for having me in his life

Look if I have bay leaves older than you you’re not allowed to tell me about “90s swag”

Sometimes watching a beloved childhood movie is like being young again for ninety minutes and sometimes it’s like trying lunchables as an adult