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Jonathan Edward Durham

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Writer. Reader. Sometimes funny. Author of WINTERSET HOLLOW (1st edition out of print, 2nd edition coming October 2026!) HOLLYWOODLAND coming 2027! https://jonathanedwarddurham.substack.com http://Patreon.com/jonathanedwarddurham

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Tell me you have a retriever without telling me you have a retriever

08.02.2026 17:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 63    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well, it's Sunday. And that means it's time to shake things up with a little grown-up show and tell! So show us something neat and tell us about it! Something you made, something you did, something you're proud of. Friends, pets, family. Anything really! Go on, show us!

08.02.2026 16:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 47    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 32    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The dream

08.02.2026 12:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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When Iโ€™m already on the verge of tears just from existing and they start playing a 3 song block of Fleetwood Mac

08.02.2026 12:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 148    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This is somehow worse than seeing negative digits, like good morning here is no temperature

08.02.2026 12:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 141    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

I mean yes

08.02.2026 04:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿคฃ

08.02.2026 04:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Every day itโ€™s another fucking Skarsgard

08.02.2026 03:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 186    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You donโ€™t sound convinced

08.02.2026 01:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Worth it tho?

08.02.2026 01:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wait do people do luge like just for funsies or all they all in the Olympics?

08.02.2026 01:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 125    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Idk but imma find out

08.02.2026 01:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Guys, I know itโ€™s easy to make fun of Kid Rock you all are doing great

08.02.2026 01:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 336    ๐Ÿ” 14    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Every single day I have to wake up and decide if Timothee Chalamet is attractive all over again and Iโ€™m tired of it

08.02.2026 00:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 133    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Cruel cruel world

08.02.2026 00:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 112    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You know itโ€™s WINDY windy when the traffic lights start swinging

07.02.2026 12:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 124    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I meanโ€ฆstill

07.02.2026 12:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Everyone in power is one hundred years old

07.02.2026 12:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 202    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But figure skater tho

07.02.2026 12:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Okay I need to know if Iโ€™m slowly losing control over my fine motor skills or if anyone else out there also canโ€™t type for shit on their stupid little phone keyboard anymore

07.02.2026 12:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 232    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 43    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Except when people read it or donโ€™t read it

07.02.2026 12:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Really the hardest part of writing a book is just sitting down and starting it and also finishing it and also the middle bit too

07.02.2026 12:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 360    ๐Ÿ” 39    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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Teefies

07.02.2026 12:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 300    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Seriously they have them and theyโ€™re not that expensive

07.02.2026 12:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wayfair

07.02.2026 12:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I ainโ€™t no snitch

07.02.2026 11:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Eh Iโ€™m over it

07.02.2026 11:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Real recognizes real

07.02.2026 11:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 80    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also secretly wondering exactly where on the gay/autism spectrum this fella falls

07.02.2026 11:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 112    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

When youโ€™re out shopping for that special someone this Valentineโ€™s Day, remember flowers wilt and chocolates get stale but rolling library ladders are forever

07.02.2026 11:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 284    ๐Ÿ” 28    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

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