Jonathan Edward Durham

Tell me you have a retriever without telling me you have a retriever

Well, it's Sunday. And that means it's time to shake things up with a little grown-up show and tell! So show us something neat and tell us about it! Something you made, something you did, something you're proud of. Friends, pets, family. Anything really! Go on, show us!

The dream

When I’m already on the verge of tears just from existing and they start playing a 3 song block of Fleetwood Mac

This is somehow worse than seeing negative digits, like good morning here is no temperature

I mean yes

🤣

Every day it’s another fucking Skarsgard

You don’t sound convinced

Worth it tho?

Wait do people do luge like just for funsies or all they all in the Olympics?

Idk but imma find out

Guys, I know it’s easy to make fun of Kid Rock you all are doing great

Every single day I have to wake up and decide if Timothee Chalamet is attractive all over again and I’m tired of it

Cruel cruel world

You know it’s WINDY windy when the traffic lights start swinging

I mean…still

Everyone in power is one hundred years old

But figure skater tho

Okay I need to know if I’m slowly losing control over my fine motor skills or if anyone else out there also can’t type for shit on their stupid little phone keyboard anymore

Except when people read it or don’t read it

Really the hardest part of writing a book is just sitting down and starting it and also finishing it and also the middle bit too

Teefies

Seriously they have them and they’re not that expensive

Wayfair

I ain’t no snitch

Eh I’m over it

Real recognizes real

Also secretly wondering exactly where on the gay/autism spectrum this fella falls

When you’re out shopping for that special someone this Valentine’s Day, remember flowers wilt and chocolates get stale but rolling library ladders are forever