Uncle Kaa 🐍 Your Favorite Coach🏈

The triggers safely wait to be activated

Much better.

Shhhh. Fuck toys don’t talk

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Hmmm.

Creative and horny are a lethal combination

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Respectfully!!!

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I am respectfully admiring

A nerdy tighty whities wedgie addicted son who wants the bully to do what he wants

*wedgie* in my house!!!!!! *wedgie harder* I ain’t raise no jock.

Bunch of sexy cuties

But Dad! Why can’t I wear boxers? I’m tired of being made fun of for wearing tighty whities in the locker room.

Son, if all your friends jump off a cliff would you? Our briefs are our pride. Our humiliation is our pleasure. Bullying us, tenting against our will, and those wedgies.

Yes dad. So good

Hmm. Serge we’ve been told you suffer the delusion of masculinity when your true self is being a sissy. Don’t worry, son, we’ll fix you good. Hours of watch pretty pink spirals, cock locked with a vibrator to keep you on edge. As a dildo fucks your sissy hole as you drink your sissy milk.

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Yeaahhhhh

Man I don’t drink but you make em sound good

You’re such a proper man. A proper business man. Organized, punctual, the rock everyone relies on. But underneath that business suit lies a naughty secret. If only they knew your desires. Your passions. Maybe I’ll let them watch us one day. But now, it’s time for your performance review.

The one with the best belly

You…damn….feline…. *sniff*…. You ….wont…. Own…. Me…. Master….

What’s a matter, boy? Your life feeling too put together. Need things to fractures and break? Need a little mess in your life? Yeah you want to embrace that chaos don’t you you perfect little man. But you want to be a dirty little boy. Sink in. Break out. Fracture your mind

Guys bad guys 2 is good. As good as the first and that wolf is fine as hell

reposting this from twitter because it has been requested for several years 😭

“boys” by lizzo - old animatic i made, july 2022 when i was still a decent animator 😔😭

God what a dirty old man. Wish I was there

What a good boy. Would love to hold and stroke till you cum

Beware once my head sinks into that belly you won’t be able to pull me out

Good gut

I just can’t stop thinking about men in their underwear.

Ruff! Thank you. Nom nom nom snifffffffffffff

Banning a game does not stop real rape and incest. Banning pixels does not stop abuse to women and men. There are no valid kinks. There is simply existence. This is what happens when you hate the existence of sex.

Good girl head pats and tummy rubs

You too 😚