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electoral college dropout ((plz make me laugh))

75 Followers  |  143 Following  |  36 Posts  |  Joined: 08.11.2024  |  1.91

Latest posts by simonesayzz.bsky.social on Bluesky

My parents have become snowbirds so me & jack (and Polaris) are visiting them for Xmas πŸ₯ΊπŸ₯Ί

09.12.2024 17:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ran out of my adhd meds today so thank g0d my internal radio station has decided to torture me with Photograph by Nickelback on repeat

09.12.2024 17:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

OMG
LAYNE IM SO SAD I won’t be in town πŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯Ί I require a FaceTime from you guys tho!!🫢🏼🫢🏼🫢🏼

09.12.2024 17:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

There are few things in life worse than driving eastbound or westbound in Manhattan

08.12.2024 22:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The ADHD urge to clean my place in preparation of someone coming over overpowering the fact that it’s my cleaner who’s coming

06.12.2024 16:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pls take me back to the city. Its 3am and I just spent the past hour trying to identify the species of woodland creatures making noises outside of my bf’s parents house in New England

30.11.2024 07:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The new emoji system is really throwing me off

28.11.2024 23:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Artists you’ve seen live by letter (edm)

Above & beyond
Barely alive
Culture shock
Deathpact
Eric prydz
Fred again
GRiZ
Hivemind
Inzo
Jason Ross
Kayzo
Liquid stranger
Mersiv
Nero
Of the trees
Phase one
Q
Ravenscoon
Skrillex
Tape B
U
Vastive
Wooli
X
YVM3
Zeds Dead

27.11.2024 08:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Artists you’ve seen live by letter (metalcore)

Alpha wolf
BMTH
Catch your breath
Dayseeker
ERRA
Fit for a king
Gideon
Holding absence
Invent animate
Johnny booth
Knocked loose
Linkin park
MIW
Northlane
Outline in color
PTV
Q
the Requiem
Silent planet
Ten56.
Underoath
Vrsty
Woe is me
X
Y
Z

27.11.2024 07:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A Facebook marketplace listing of a dinosaur-shaped hamster cage

A Facebook marketplace listing of a dinosaur-shaped hamster cage

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Hello MTV, welcome to my stupid dumb dinosaur hamster cage

27.11.2024 07:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s spicy 🫠

26.11.2024 16:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Working in your office after finding out the hard way that you accidentally left your space heater on all weekend

26.11.2024 15:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Just finished the #from season 3 finale and my g0d that was unsettling

25.11.2024 03:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Needed to share this photo of my sΓΆn

21.11.2024 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Me: This is a hard escape room.

Boss: You're at work.

19.11.2024 23:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2101    πŸ” 242    πŸ’¬ 53    πŸ“Œ 15

On Saturday I was in one alone and it started shaking so bad I literally JUMPED out at my floor and googled if there was just a massive earthquake😭

20.11.2024 16:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All 4 elevators in my 43 story high rise apartment are out of service. My calves and I both have emotional damage from taking the stairs

20.11.2024 15:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ain’t no way I just got a text from a fkn TEMU recruiter 😭

19.11.2024 16:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Time for my 30 allotted minutes of dissociating with candy crush while everyone’s asleep

19.11.2024 07:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Gandalf whistling for Moo Deng to come to him. Gandalf smiling when he sees Moo Deng

Gandalf whistling for Moo Deng to come to him. Gandalf smiling when he sees Moo Deng

Moo deng and Gandalf is a crossover I never knew I needed

19.11.2024 07:25 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is it just me or does everyone immediately dislike any cyber truck on the road and its driver

16.11.2024 16:44 β€” πŸ‘ 89795    πŸ” 5124    πŸ’¬ 8585    πŸ“Œ 1111

I always think back to that one day where NYT connections was emojis instead of words and it was one time I’ve ever gotten it correct with ease lmao

16.11.2024 22:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

LMAOO damnit

16.11.2024 19:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

People of Bluesky, let's get to know each other better. What is your favorite movie? Quote share your answer in GIF form only.

16.11.2024 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Omg this gif is from a movie?! lmao I had no idea

16.11.2024 19:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He’s somethin else

15.11.2024 21:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Sweet hairy baby (cat) using nails on new chair

Sweet hairy baby (cat) using nails on new chair

Purchased a (used) Herman miller desk chair for working from home and the first thing my sweet hairy baby does is use it as a scratching board

15.11.2024 18:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I was diagnosed with adhd in my early twenties and literally cried the first time I took vyvanse because I didn’t know it was humanly possible for my brain to be silent. Growing organic fucking food isn’t going to β€œcure” a neurological disorder

15.11.2024 15:14 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@erinbel.bsky.social

15.11.2024 14:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

please share my account with your gator loving friends :) lets rebuild gator utopia in the blue sky swamp <3

14.11.2024 15:31 β€” πŸ‘ 654    πŸ” 220    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 21

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