🔚🔜

a couple dozen luer lock and hubless needles in overlapping patterns, threaded through a person's

support, structure

[CW: needles]

electronic music should sound like it's trying to harm you

ally flag

thing would done much better if coupled w a photo of my juicy ham hocks but alas i haven’t taken a good pic like that in ages.

thick thighs do not save lives i will use these gams to kill.

bustin makes you feel good?? ok pal, maybe you’re just built different.

i was a TA when chatgpt hit and it did a flawless job at imitating a student bluffing their way through an assignment with volume.

there was a crank who literally sent this to physicists who didn’t click on his first piece of spam, which included the following graphic:

bb girl i’ve had that job and it is NOT worth as much as you are.

40 is awfully old for a child but here we are

i’m always saying this

Women

punxsutawney phil to the polls

like a g6? yes, but not from feeling fly. for other reasons.

holy shit

holy shit

TOM DeLONGE LISTENED TO OUR BIG GAY BLINK-182 BENEFIT COMPILATION

HE HAS OFFICIALLY DECLARED IT "RAD"

AHHHHH

afewgoodrecords.bandcamp.com/album/some-g...

it’s rude to remind people of the innumerable commensal skin mites that live in their pores.

it’s the same kind of rude to remind me that i have a body.

BoxTar9215 OP 2h Al is honey that brings non- creative people into creative spaces. Exhausting, but swatting flies is part of the job.

the glitch art subreddit banned AI generated content and I extremely enjoyed the way this mod put it

Please.

if u ask me to feel the rise and fall of my belly with each breath… we’re no longer friends.

“we’re gonna do a grounding exercise”
NO. absolutely tf not. you’re not gonna make me acknowledge my body. in fact, i’ve never seen this man before in my life.

rip to our jeans

ripped pants

ripped pants

yall i have FOUR pairs of pants with holes in the thighs including one pair i got LAST WEEKEND my cake is too powerful it’s ruining my life

pussy like a bulldozer

i need a gender-affirming industrial accident

end of an era

i’m actually 0

i’m 99.93% not plural

i’m 40

WOMEN ARE SO IMPORTANT