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@dontquotemeonthat.bsky.social

I never said that and what if I did? Thinking is free…no charge…why not take advantage of the low price?

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You will be visited by three spirits

10.12.2025 15:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The worm can do more pull ups than Kennedy.

10.12.2025 15:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Putting the “ugh” in ugly.

08.12.2025 19:36 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Ok, just make sure you send a nice card

06.12.2025 16:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Not your best idea, Jimmy

03.12.2025 20:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What are the ingredients of a Lesbian Pie?

03.12.2025 20:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So I’m going to need 2 salmons to have sex on my face?

I think not 😦

01.12.2025 19:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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#Postcard
#OldPostcards
#Christmas
#SantaClaus

Santa laughs like a horse.

Time to turn the "jolly" down, Nick.

01.12.2025 02:20 — 👍 1    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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#Postcard
#OldPostcards
#Christmas

All aboard to #Christmas2025

29.11.2025 04:55 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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#Postcard
#OldPostcards
#Christmas

Kindness to animals is one of Santa's big causes.

29.11.2025 04:58 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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#Postcard
#Postcards
#OldPostcards
#CatsOfTwitter
#Cats
#Caturday

It will be a merry day after a nice, hot cup of tuna cocoa.

29.11.2025 23:55 — 👍 8    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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#Postcard
#OldPostcards
#Christmas
#SantaClaus

When Santa is abnormally large, of course kids are going to freak out.

Duh!

01.12.2025 00:10 — 👍 3    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0
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#Postcard
#OldPostcards
#Christmas
#SantaClaus

Santa is a little too old for this. She should have gotten Frosty to help her.

01.12.2025 00:04 — 👍 1    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

We are just cannon fodder to American corporations

30.11.2025 18:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Who would want to assimilate with Stephen Miller?

30.11.2025 01:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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When does the war on #Christmas officially begin this year?

28.11.2025 21:58 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

No harm in trying it

26.11.2025 03:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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When he got home after his shift

23.11.2025 19:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Sometimes it’s all about the presentation

23.11.2025 19:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Shoulda been hit over the head with a bench

23.11.2025 19:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Just keep your head down and stare at the food?

23.11.2025 19:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You promise?

23.11.2025 18:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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When decorators take acid

16.11.2025 20:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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#Trump
#EpsteinFiles

Closer and closer

13.11.2025 01:09 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That’s just great.

A party of invertebrates is trying to take down the republicans

11.11.2025 23:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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#Democrats
#ChuckSchumer
#Shutdown

His “I surrender” dance.

Get rid of him. Who knows what he’ll give away next.

11.11.2025 22:55 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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#Democrats
#ShutDown
#ChuckSchumer

No need to keep him around. He’s shown again and again that the Republicans own him.

11.11.2025 01:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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