Dark Laughter's Avatar

Dark Laughter

@darklaughtertdb.bsky.social

OIF/OEF vet and Duffel Blog writer. DarkLaughterTDB (at) gmail (dot) com #satire #natsec

4,706 Followers  |  365 Following  |  4,199 Posts  |  Joined: 09.07.2023
Posts Following

Posts by Dark Laughter (@darklaughtertdb.bsky.social)

I don't know how these guys are smart enough to put their pants on in the morning

03.03.2026 22:57 β€” πŸ‘ 65    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

He looks like his nephews took him on an Honor Flight for dying Counter-Strike players

03.03.2026 23:01 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

oh HELL yeah it is finally time to do some Suzerain Poasting on Bluesky

03.03.2026 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2
Preview
US identifies troops killed during actions against Iran The soldiers, who were assigned to the 103rd Sustainment Command, were killed during an attack by an unmanned aircraft in Port Shuaiba, Kuwait.

The soldiers, who were assigned to the 103rd Sustainment Command, were killed during an attack by an unmanned aircraft in Port Shuaiba, Kuwait.

03.03.2026 23:37 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 5
Preview
US identifies troops killed during actions against Iran The soldiers, who were assigned to the 103rd Sustainment Command, were killed during an attack by an unmanned aircraft in Port Shuaiba, Kuwait.

The soldiers, who were assigned to the 103rd Sustainment Command, were killed during an attack by an unmanned aircraft in Port Shuaiba, Kuwait.

03.03.2026 23:38 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 4

For years on my old blog I published the names of servicemembers who died in Iraq & Afghanistan. No other outlets were.

These are the first 4 Americans to die in the Iran War.
Capt. Cody A. Khork, 35
Sgt. 1st Class Noah L. Tietjens, 42
Sgt. 1st Class Nicole M. Amor, 39
Sgt. Declan J. Coady, 20

03.03.2026 23:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3399    πŸ” 1342    πŸ’¬ 192    πŸ“Œ 82

Do we have confirmation on where Mike Huckabee is? youtube.com/shorts/YDuNq...

03.03.2026 23:40 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A black holding cover for the book 'Star Wars: Star Pilots' by Chris Kempshall

A black holding cover for the book 'Star Wars: Star Pilots' by Chris Kempshall

Wedge Antilles from the Star Wars franchise piloting a snowspeeder in The Empire Strikes Back

Wedge Antilles from the Star Wars franchise piloting a snowspeeder in The Empire Strikes Back

β€˜I have never wanted to suggest that my wartime experiences were any more important or heroic than any other pilot. But so many of them are gone now and I am still here. Their words deserve to be heard’ - Wedge Antilles

'Star Wars: Star Pilots' Oct 2026 (DK) geni.us/StarWarsStar...

03.03.2026 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 262    πŸ” 63    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 33

muting all BREAKING and CONFIRMED from people who have never reported out a story in their lives.

03.03.2026 20:17 β€” πŸ‘ 440    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 11

Better be damn Otis Spunkmeyer muffins or I'm spiking my shit on the ground and storming off from the illegal regime change operation or whatever this is.

03.03.2026 20:28 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Am I the only one who kind of expects Van Riper to come out of retirement, defect to Iran, and attack the US fleet as yet another pompous way to publicly scream that he was right and everyone else is wrong?

03.03.2026 20:24 β€” πŸ‘ 49    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Khatami trying to quietly enjoy his twilight years.

03.03.2026 20:09 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Trump contradicts Rubio by saying US attacked Iran because 'he had a feeling' Tehran would attack Washington first

Trump contradicts Rubio by saying US attacked Iran because 'he had a feeling' Tehran would attack Washington first

Trump contradicts Rubio by saying US attacked Iran because 'he had a feeling' Tehran would attack Washington first https://aje.news/6bpefy

03.03.2026 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 134    πŸ” 51    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 33

I wonder what all of this does to career professionals between the retiring in disgust now and the inevitable backlash and housecleaning over the next few years. Some of the DoD's gentleman O-4/O-5s may have to start living their lives like they're going to be seriously looked at for O-7 one day.

03.03.2026 20:01 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You may need to prepare for the possibility the primaries produce a ballot with a married LGBT candidate you feel is anti-trans, a Republican who pledges to round up and murder anyone less straight than the cast of Dragnet, and a grab bag of unelectable vanity candidates auditioning for other jobs.

03.03.2026 19:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I think that ship sailed after Hong Kong, if not before the Third Taiwan Strait Crisis, and Beijing knows as much from watching the KMT bleed seats in elections, a process Beijing seems to frequently find a way to exacerbate by trying to intimidate Taiwanese voters.

03.03.2026 19:46 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"What's between critical munitions and small arms ammunition?! We need medium arms ammunition!"

03.03.2026 19:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"What if we had a war and nobody came?" but it's the Commander in Chief asking the IC the odds of an outcome that doesn't burn the market down after an attributable kinetic strike to assassinate the Supreme Leader of Iran and the entire Guardian Council.

03.03.2026 19:32 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Boomer shithead who thinks he could have been an 8-star general if he hadn't run and hid during Vietnam, now learning about things like ABO and national caveats for the first time.

03.03.2026 19:26 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

There goes that. It had a good 2 hour run.

03.03.2026 19:18 β€” πŸ‘ 677    πŸ” 135    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 55

In 2008 Barack Obama was against gay marriage.

03.03.2026 19:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Was Barack Obama sufficiently pro-LGBT for you to vote for him in 2008?

03.03.2026 19:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I think we're a lot likelier to use the CRAF to get forces into theater because unlike cargo capacity our pax capacity is kind of anemic than to use the CRAF to get civilians out of theater because State forgot to plan to evacuate AMCITs.

03.03.2026 18:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

His controversy was neglecting the Maritime Administration, and being the Mayor of South Bend is honestly more experience than Barack Obama had coming off his Senate term. The truth is we generally don't get candidates from either party qualified to be POTUS, which is overwhelmingly an FP job.

03.03.2026 18:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly? The classmates of people who read The New Yorker but got degrees in IR, polisci, or history. But it can definitely feel like "I'm a monarchist who hates the mad king, and I feel like a man without a country."

03.03.2026 18:04 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

In Indiana he had nowhere to go after South Bend, and he went to DC. I think being a cabinet official 14th in line to the presidency is a big enough stage to vet the guy.

03.03.2026 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

So was TR, but not every nerd is Mattis or TR, and that's the problem.

03.03.2026 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm also open to extending this consultancy to cover commanders who are nerds but stand in front of a mandatory formation and start thinking they might be Mattis.

03.03.2026 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Long story short, I'm offering my services to nerdy pols who grow a vacation beard, look in the mirror or at their boot ass moto picture holding a rifle in uniform, and think they might be Teddy Roosevelt in the Dakota Territory.

03.03.2026 17:18 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

On the one hand, I like Pete Buttigieg. On the other hand, this is some JD Vance nonsense.

03.03.2026 17:13 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0