olivia

悶々すももちゃん（青すもおつきあい時代）

ボクっ娘ってスイッチアップしつずけるんだもん！

OLIVIA: in japanese they call this the "giri-giri weddingu." basically you run between the bride and groom right when they say "i do"

iirc @dog-envier.bsky.social put me onto this. i like soft and silken tofu too but freezing gives it a really nice flakey texture

freeze tofu > thaw in fridge (i do this on weekends) > press out water w towel (freezing changes the texture so u can press v firmly) > apply dry rub (lately chili powder, five spice, basil, salt) > flash fry > cook greens in oil

polish MoC check cleared

looks like the ubiks have it

rofl

telling my barber i wanna be exclusive

McNeill, Something New Under the Sun

it's common to talk abt the huge fraction of total human lives that were lived in the 1900s. wouldn't man-years be a better metric for comparing historical periods than absolute years? obv historical demographic data is v sketchy, but olivia and i have attempted to periodize history this way

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tiger mountain was taken by strategy, of course, but monkey mountain was taken on instinct alone

what PKD should i start with please respond

(einstein after spending 2 hours at a bbq buffet) "I know not with what consistency todays third shit will be produced, but shit number four will be big fart diarrhea"

and on that day, the green knight taught sir gawain the true meaning of christmas

me too tbh

the sight of the divine maiden causes miscellaneous uncs to shoot poison instantly‼️

恋に落ちたの

"i don't really think haro from gundam is cool or moe"
and why not??

you just laughed at one of Hitler's jokes

steve carell the big short voice: wall street thought they found the goose that laid the golden egg. but they forgot one thing. when you get the goose, you get chased by the giant. and then you have to run down the bean stalk

marxoid redpill cope: footbinding had the economic function of confining women to productive sedentary labor 😀

veblenite blackpill: footbinding as fashion statement was a vicious circle of status maintenance with no utilitarian benefit 😔

TCM bonerpill: 3inch golden lotus 🤤

makes me feel lowkey so sick when i see someone refer to a transfem girly's "penis," knowing full well that "penix" is the preferred gender neutral term for all cock-users. it literally costs nothing to use inclusive language y'all

Prolapsed Anal Shits

Mao said, "If you want to know the taste of a pear, you must change the pear by eating it yourself. If you want to know the taste of a guava, you must change the guava by eating it yourself. If you want to know the taste of a dragonfruit, you must change the dragonfruit by eating it yourself. If you

if ur racist i dont fw you!!

If the director had at least some affection for the world of Wolf Guy, I would have been able to forgive him even if he did something that went against my wishes. But when the director has no understanding of the world of Wolf Guy and just messes things up then I get angry.

good neighbors make bad fences
bad fences make bad neighbors
bad neighbors make good fences