olivia

as mintuidang candidate for xinbei mayor, my strategic goal is to encircle taipei and cut it off from the outside world

the school that made a rule that students needed to ask for their teachers permission before using the bathroom
the school that made a rule that every quarter students would be ranked by "performance"
the school that made a rule that students must wear specially designed "uniforms"

iris is cancelled for this poorphobic post #irisisoverparty

媽，這才不是色情作品呀，是三國演義改成漫畫，那個袒胸露乳的高中女生明明是塑造孫策

writing that rejects pat phrases, the cliched, the hackneyed, and celebrates the "original" (or, in post-modernism, the "clever") is wholeheartedly elitist. the proletarian masses spent centuries developing a common stock of idioms and turns of phrase and there u go pissing it all way

no!

i hope so, or im out my life savings

ひとつの「ん」忘れる時は。。。

well well well

sakura o' lantern

in my dream keanu reeves was debuting a trailer for his next action movie franchise once john wick was over. the film was called "after" and the gimmick was every time keanu reeves got the shot beaten out of him he would look at the camera and say "that guys not gonna like what i do to him... after"

death to amerikkka btw

when ppl are like “i’m so blackpilled, the world is run by pedophiles,” what they mean is that it would be better if the victims of Epstein & Co. were uniformly over-18. bc children are Innocent, so raping them is esp heinous. whereas adult women are, RELATIVELY SPEAKING, sluts

let's kill two birds with one rock

youve got me between a stone and a hard rock here

we're just bipedal apes on a stone hurtling through space

reading ada palmer lol

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