rory euhemeria

right!? funniest part is my clothes arent white and im wearing a mask (masquerade themed party, even if the guy next to me is a quitter) that wasnt particularly light in color... the pics just that washed

a polaroid photo of two people in formalwear playing ping pong in a white basement. due to image contrast and clothing choices, the person on the right doesn't stand out much from the walls in the background

happy new year 2026!! a friend saw this pic of me from last night and said i was "marty sucreme"

a calico cat has her face very near the camera, eyes half closed in pleasure as she is being pet. she is stood on her hind paws with one forepaw on the humans leg so that she can get as close to their face as possible

an orange tabby is sitting looking out a large window, whiskers and ears in an alert and engaged position. the picture is in profile and he is in a sunbeam

cat update! pebbles is snuggly and big guy was looking majestic

District vs Empire Championship Edition 😤

yeah LMAO i cant believe it

it did indeed happen 🤧

right?!

hello gamers. my parents, who divorced in december of 2020, are now engaged... to one another

and it is!

Rory the frog

Rory the frog

an orange tabby and a calico cat sleep shoulder to shoulder, their bodies leaning on one another slightly. they are on a bed, and there is a wall with a cat hammock and cat house behind them

very content kitties

an orange tabby gazes down at the camera. he is above the photographer in a wooden home shaped box attached to the wall

view i woke up to... guess he was watching me sleep LOL

random life update for those of u who vaguely know me: my parents (divorced almost 5 yrs) are dating (one another)

its hard to have the energy to create when ur just getting by

a picture of the mlk jr. memorial--a statue of mlk jr. carved in light colored granite, his arms crossed and a serious expression on his face--surrounded by cherry blossoms. the sky above is very blue with whispy clouds

enjoyed my little staycation (even if i did confirm that its cherry blossoms im allergic to... oops). went to some museums and the local queer bookstore, got lunch w friends, hit my climbing goal for the year(!) by flashing a 5.12- on lead, hung out w my cats, and just generally had a good time

an orange tabby lies in a sunbeam. he is on his side on a humans bed with his head just slightly hanging over the edge. hes half-awake, and the sun from the window behind him shines through his ears

taking a little staycation because i didnt want to leave my cats (or the gym) for too long but had a ton of PTO. so far this has involved dozing w the cats and making plans to visit all the museums tourists usually go to that i take for granted

I FEEL THIS

I love how she’s like. Listen, to be clear, I’m racist. However this is too far

goddddd i wish my tl here were better. but alas its almost all doomposting. im already politically engaged can we talk abt at least one other thing, too?

officially pretty consistent w leading 5.11+... and yet still anxious abt making the jump to 5.12-

was literally abt to make a post abt how this is why im never on here. i just cant do it

going to the gym at 8am on a saturday will make u feel so productive... but watch out! u go to sit on the couch "just for a minute" when u get home and it spirals into a half hour nap and the saturday sleepies

two cats are on a couch. a calico cat is lying on her side half curled, grooming the top of an orange tabbys head. the orange tabby is lying perpendicular to her with his lower body facing away from the direction of her head. his midsection is contorted upwards, one paw down on his hind leg and one put to brace himself, as he leans his upper body and head to the side 180° from his lower body, to groom the calico's front leg he could simply turn his lower body to face the other way, and be comfortable

they choose some interesting positions to groom each other in

i did it for us 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

may not see another writing day as productive as this one for years. relishing it while i can

not to brag but today i managed a hat trick and completed three previously abandoned wips. they were all about 85% of the way done, but it still took abt 7.5k cumulative words (+ some editing) to get them to the finish line

they're a study in contrast 😂

my little cuties 😭💖

Three years ago, Judith Butler predicted in a Guardian interview that “gender-critical” feminists would not be part of the fight against fascism. This caused a massive “GC” backlash, prompting The Guardian to censor the interview. And yet here they now are, definitively proving Butler correct.

a calico cat perches securely on a post that juts out from the wall. her ears are forward in an engaged/hunting position, and she has one paw hanging down, prepared to pounce

a calico cat perches securely on a post that juts out from the wall. her ears are forward in an engaged/hunting position, and she has one paw hanging down. her head is also hanging below the post as she looks towards the camera, prepared for a cat toy to be flicked in her direction

an orange tabby cat is lying sideways between two posts justting out from the wall. his forepaws are wrapped around one of the posts for dear life, but his ears are still forward in an engaged/hunting position. he looks as if he may fall at any moment

an orange tabby cat has fallen halfway between two posts that jut out from the wall. his hind legs are still securely on one of the posts, but his front paws wrapped around the other post are the only thing keeping his front end from falling through entirely. his head cannot be seen as it is obscured by the posts

pebbles is here to remind you that housecats are related to leopards. big guy is here to remind you that they split off quite some time ago