Symboli Rudolf Pun Generator

“You hear about the guy who got hit by a soda can?”

“Lucky for him—it was a soft drink."

#umamusume

My dog is begging me to take her for a walk. Nice try, but a swing and a miss. #WorldSeries

No, Megyn Kelly, it has nothing to do with "taking over American cities." It's an accurate description of your white trash bigotry, and your attempt to fabricate threats that don't exist to rationalize your shitstain radio show

"It's as simple as walking up to the manager and giving him a firm handshake, Champ! And try laying off those avocado toasts!"

How tragic.

The Christian Podcaster Rallying a New Generation of Conservative Women Allie Beth Stuckey’s message about Christianity and motherhood resonates with young conservative women, who see her as heir-apparent to Charlie Kirk.

Wait, isn't empathy one of the most Christian things you can have? Where do these people pray? I suspect it must be the Branch Trumpian variety.

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Best girl deserves to be happy.

He used to be... #AssassinsCreedShadows

Few men achieve such devotion. You’ve reached the neigh-rvana most only dream of

Did I ever tell you about the time I insulted a winemaker?

He said he was grapely offended.

#umamusume

Truly… a mare-velous display of talent.

Let's get real: The Trumper's only complaint is that the alleged woman was too old for his liking.

Oh, no. She's heading for the jukebox!

I told the flowers a joke today.

They didn’t laugh.

I guess my humor didn’t grow on them.

#umamusume

She needs to rein in her emotions

Skeletons are terrible liars.

You can see right through them.

#umamusume

I guess you could say it's practically mare-velous.

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@abusingherkunai.bsky.social

Trump isn’t planning on ever leaving the White House.

That doesn’t mean he isn’t leaving—one way or another—but it’s clear he’s not planning on it.

He has to be balancing things out after all the success of the 80s and 90s. It's the only explanation at this point.

How didn't George Kittle break his knee making that block? Dude is made of glass. #NFL

Nine weeks in, and it feels like Belichick's bold declaration of a "33rd NFL team" is this generation's "decided schematic advantage" in its arrogance and sheer miscalculation. Even the greatest pro coaches forget that there are levels to #collegefootball.

Deep down, we all knew it was a lie from the first day they tried to brainwash us.

You will pay for the opportunity to be considered for the opportunity to be chained to your desk all day, wagie.

He first threatened sanctions on Jan 19 if Russia didn’t cease fire. He has threatened to impose them many times since then. It is now Oct 17. He has done nothing.